Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:53 pm

Of course, for me to stand there, I will need to be heavily intoxicated, sod the bottle! Gimme a jug of shine!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:56 pm

**slides nippy a jug of shine**

be careful nip, nobody's ever taken on a full jug of electric shine before

God, I love this place.

BS, get the lurkers scouting, find aegis, and deliver him to nippy. I'm retrieving the crocs and having buzzy the bear locked up. It would appear there's traitors in our midst. Indeed, they have stained our inner walls with their treachery (thank god waverly isn't around to read that statement).

It is possibly that buzzy the bear is aegis.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:59 pm

The need to redecorate!

I hear tale of wood carvings for sale over in another thread..I advise buying some to lighten the mood in here.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:00 pm

The weasel speaketh or the weasel taketh away

Weasel concurs. Aegis is with the flames.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:03 pm

Indeed, they have stained our inner walls with their treachery

Dammit, now I KNOW that is against house rules.
Aegis will be located, in fact, rumors abound that he is presenlty in the company of one Ysh,,,,,,,wait a sec..........

Weasel, didn't YOU use Ysh to get that free beer???

My god, does the treachery never cease?!?!?!

I must clear my head and think reasonably....Ned, a shot of that electriv shine please.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:04 pm

His Holiness Witch King

Weasel, what have you done? The proud Witchking is now suckling at your teet? May the Fae take you all.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:11 pm

A Change is in the Wind!!

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Weasel concurs. Aegis is with the flames.

Sadly the truth had to be told.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Weasel, didn't YOU use Ysh to get that free beer???

Use! Not used by

Originally posted by Waverly
His Holiness Witch King

Weasel, what have you done? The proud Witchking is now suckling at your teet? May the Fae take you all.

Join Waverly..join you know you want to.

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:32 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

As I said, I shall from here on in conduct myself in the manner suited to a drunken, croc feeding, bear fight loving, pillar of machoism and wenching leader that the drunken conscripts expect me to be.

As reward for your service, you are hereby proclamed Sire Ned, Keeper of the Male Spirit, and given the power to strike down any who post aginst said spirit within these walls.

Show no mercy.

Oh goody, this I am going to enjoy.

*evil grin* Oh Ned you might want too check out why those smilies are so far away.

*and another evil grin*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:54 pm

BS,

titles I need not. Last time I went searching for titles it just got me into trouble. I do appreciate you find me so noble, however, in the end we are equals as it should be, you with the title and I with the still.

The title I do not need but I sure love getting the approval to mash skulls into a bloody pulp. Plus, I get to deem who's out of line. I am the law, and the jury, the judge, the executioner, and the drunk.

Let's toast to those who get out line.

**electric shine for all**

anybody sighted aegis yet. His disapperance is not aiding his future.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:20 pm

*Burst through the door, his Toga ripped in some places, and one of his fsh missing. He has a few bruises and cuts on his face*

The reports of my demise have been greatly exagerated... Damn COMMies... they jumped me! But I showed them... Well, I took out the prominent ones with the fish no problem, but their hired thugs were an entirly different matter... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:23 pm

*grabs aegis and slaps his face with his own fish*
Wake up dammit!!
You had too much moonshine!!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:32 pm

flames extinguished or aegis souflee

ah aegis, welcome back.

**gives the nod to the security chief, nippy, to apply the shackles to aegis**

dangle him above the croc pit for a while. we'll leave the questioning to bloodstalker.

Notice how the flames have been away now that the coup has been exposed. Are they to leave aegis to hang?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:36 pm

Ned, Aegis has appeared. Do you wish to proceed with questioning now.............

Wait a minute..................

Ned, I wonder something, Weasel is the High Tyrant of COMM, and Aegis is the Lord of Spam,( or so he claims), and Weasel conveniently fingered Aegis in this mutiny.

Now, if memory serves me correctly, which, admittedly, it seldom does, Weasel himself was involved in a conspiracy of sorts with Ysh. The proof is in this very thread.

Now I pose this question, could this be Weasel's way to discredit his mortal enemy, Aegis?

It bears considering, I leave it to you to decide.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:41 pm

Can somebody explained what just happened to me? All I remember is being jumped by Weasel and his COMMie's and fighting to get free.... Where's Buzzy?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:43 pm

Perhaps aegis should speak for himself. All he has to do is read back a ways and speak the truth.

One thing remains: it would seem the ladies are out to gain control of the tavern and now we fight amongst ourselves instead of recognizing the true enemy.

However, I did start the rumors of a takeover. take into consideration what I was reading (love potions, massages for the women?!?!?!?!?, and message boards) and my conclusions however haste were valid.

Anyway, let aegis speak for himself. The COMM spam war is about things I'm not privy to for I hold no allegiance to either. I'm into liquid lingo and I don't know where that falls

**takes a drink**

Let's get the matter of treason resolved and start partying

we can't worry about a bunch of women. burn the message board, keep the massage tables but that is so the ladies can work on us. And no love potions for the bears. Let's keep them ferocious killers.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:46 pm

It would help if I knew the charges, and how far back to look. but, I can assure you I am against the COMM, and am the rightful King of Spam!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:51 pm

this is not about comm nor spam

Aegis,

back on page 35 in the middle I made my return after an absent weekend. Needless to say, I was not impressed with what I saw. It has been viewed that the ladies are attempting to overtake BS tavern and you may be in liege with them.

Furthermore, weasel has implicated you in the coup although it has been pointed out his viewpoint may be a little skewed.

Please review and speak your piece.

The crocs are hungry

**slides aegis a shot of electric shine**

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:51 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Weasel conveniently fingered Aegis

I really don't want to think about that too much...

Now I pose this question, could this be Weasel's way to discredit his mortal enemy, Aegis?

Aegis is a spammer. Weasel is a spammer. How can they be mortal enemies?

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:55 pm

Hey could i have another tea???

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:57 pm

Re: this is not about comm nor spam

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
It has been viewed that the ladies are attempting to overtake BS tavern and you may be in liege with them.

It sounds far more likely to me that BS would have encouraged women to take over his tavern...