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Originally posted by Tybaltus
607 Wonder what will happen to this thread after it hits 999 things
614. bring about the Apocalypse by listing the Nine Billion Names of God (after a book by Arthur C. Clarke)
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615; watch the re-run of north and south
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616. be bored to death :D
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617. Eat chewing gum....alot of chewing gum
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618. Flame lamers on a Counter-Strike forum
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619. Get to lamers' level by flaming them :D
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620: gargle
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
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The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
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621 Fend off a great deal of hugging!
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4711: Whip CM with the cattle prod ;) :D


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622 Tell Beldin that he needs to learn how to count :p - it says 999 not 4711 :p
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623: Tell CM that mere numbers are just for the simpleminded. ;)
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624: :D Smile
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625: pointing out, that smilies have been used before on this thread
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626. Sadden yourself like a woman because your girl isnt going to be hanging out with you tonight.

627. Grow a pair
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Originally posted by Azmodan
625: pointing out, that smilies have been used before on this thread
628: :eek: :rolleyes: :p ;) :D


I think that says it all :D
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629. Have "warn" wars on AIM :D :cool:
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630 Take pot shots at BS when he aint around! :D
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631; laughing at garazdawi's bad humor
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Originally posted by Azmodan
631; laughing at garazdawi's bad humor


632: Laugh at Azmodan who does not understand true humour..... :p ;) :D



Edit : lol, the count all of a sudden dropped drastically.....
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633: Learn Garaz the art of counting... :p
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