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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:48 am
by Tricky
Nurr. I don't want to explain.

Make me.

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:50 am
by Lady Dragonfly
Tricky wrote:Nurr. I don't want to explain.

Make me.
Furry handcuffs?

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:59 am
by Tricky
Schrodinger's Cat is both alive and dead until observed. Cheshire Cat is everywhere and nowhere, its exact location or momentum can't be determinited. It's more like Heisenberg's Cat now that I think about it. See? I don't know what I'm talking about.

:laugh:

I give up. I'm taking out of my butt. Do you have a cat?

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:33 am
by BlueSky
Did someone call a cat?...:laugh:

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:57 am
by dragon wench
Furry handcuffs.... and cats...

And I tried to start this thread off with such innocent intentions too... *sob*

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:30 pm
by Tricky
Ok, my bad. This is a tavern. Some milk and Whiskas please. I mean, cookies.

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:46 pm
by Maharlika
Tricky wrote:Ok, my bad. This is a tavern. Some milk and Whiskas please. I mean, cookies.
Just be sure that the milk isn't from China with melamine in it. :mischief:

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:08 pm
by DesR85
So, wanna go bomb that melamine factory to hell? We could save a lot of lives than doing nothing. :D

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:09 am
by Kipi
dragon wench wrote:Furry handcuffs.... and cats...

And I tried to start this thread off with such innocent intentions too... *sob*
Well, after referencing to the first few pages of this thread, that failed at the very beginning...
*shudders*

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:38 am
by Maharlika
DesR85 wrote:So, wanna go bomb that melamine factory to hell? We could save a lot of lives than doing nothing. :D
Sure! Go ahead! Just see to it that we don't get splattered with melamine goo. :p

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:09 am
by Kipi
Maharlika wrote:Sure! Go ahead! Just see to it that we don't get splattered with melamine goo. :p
Nor get blamed! Though probably they would give us medals for doing such a great thing to humanity :D

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:14 am
by DesR85
Maharlika wrote:Sure! Go ahead! Just see to it that we don't get splattered with melamine goo. :p
Can't guarantee that, unless you guys are waaay outside the 100km no-go zone. ;)

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:22 am
by Maharlika
DesR85 wrote:Can't guarantee that, unless you guys are waaay outside the 100km no-go zone. ;)
It's a go then. Why not take in some live prisoners and give them a taste of their own medicine... let them drink their milk! :mad:

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:43 am
by DesR85
Maharlika wrote:It's a go then. Why not take in some live prisoners and give them a taste of their own medicine... let them drink their milk! :mad:
Any survivors of the explosion will be taken in as POWs, but we still have to respect the Geneva Convention, whether you like it or not and that means not forcing them do drink their own medicine. I can, however, get them tried in a military tribunal. If they give the go-ahead, then you can do whatever you want with them. :p

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:15 am
by Kipi
Maharlika wrote:It's a go then. Why not take in some live prisoners and give them a taste of their own medicine... let them drink their milk! :mad:
Probably they have already done that, so it wouldn't be a big deal...

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:37 pm
by Tricky
Wow, I saw Joan Baez perform tonight. She's touring Europe and all that. Old little lady, but a voice like a Stradivarius.

Gimme some Scotch! I'm teaching tomorrow morning and I can't do that without a hangover.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:25 am
by Lady Dragonfly
Tricky wrote:Do you have a cat?
No - there is currently a vacancy for Pet position. :)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:03 pm
by Tricky
Hm, I don't know. Is dental included?

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:36 pm
by Lady Dragonfly
Tricky wrote:Hm, I don't know. Is dental included?
Yep. Dental care, declawing and neutering - a great package deal.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:22 pm
by dragon wench
Lady Dragonfly wrote:Yep. Dental care, declawing and neutering - a great package deal.
ROFL!
Now all you need to do is offer him a cozy basket by the fireplace and a steady diet of premium kibble and you'll have a friend for life :D