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[QUOTE=Brynn]Oh... that's true... Magrus, I want you to er... how shall I put it... give me back my dog and resurrect him! [/QUOTE]
No dog humps me and then questions my masculinity and gets away with it. I tossed the little bugger into a wood chipper and sold him to get more booze. HA. Showed him.

What? You miss the constant adoration and being stalked? There's plenty of other people here more than willing to do so.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]No, I prefer the pain of the tooth to the pain of having you as my relative [/QUOTE]

Fine! I wouldn't want you dating my sister either! She's only seven.

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]@Mag: i did have to party in between spending "quality time" with my gf man has to take a break sometimes you know [/QUOTE]

Good call, good call. Drunken sex is good for you.

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]@Mag: i did have to party in between spending "quality time" with my gf man has to take a break sometimes you know [/QUOTE]
If women only knew how hard it is for us...

quite the contrary.. it's alot easier that way...(i'm not joking)

and when the other one is drunk also... that's when the best stories are born and the crazyest stuff happens

[QUOTE=Magrus]What? You miss the constant adoration and being stalked? There's plenty of other people here more than willing to do so. [/QUOTE]
Not at all, he gave upon that finally. I just cannot let you kill a cute little dog just b/c it barks

[QUOTE=Brynn]Not at all, he gave upon that finally. I just cannot let you kill a cute little dog just b/c it barks [/QUOTE]

if that was the only thing it does

and it ain't a cute doggy.. it's an ooziggy and that ain't a pretty sight

This dog doesn't only talk, but it spams too.

Why is that dangerous? First it'll be the dogs coming to spam here, then the cats, then the lions, then the hyenas, then the owls, then the mice, then the rats and then the sewer-repairguys.

And I'm afraid of hyenas.

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]if that was the only thing it does

and it ain't a cute doggy.. it's an ooziggy and that ain't a pretty sight [/QUOTE]
I kinda started reading this thread a couple of minutes ago and I'm too lazy to go over all the replies....so what the heck are you talking about!!!???

[QUOTE=Rudar Dimble]If women only knew how hard it is for us...[/QUOTE]

Exactly, it's not a walk in the park you know. It's hard work. We do it for the exercise girls, you should help us out more often.

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]quite the contrary.. it's alot easier that way...(i'm not joking)

and when the other one is drunk also... that's when the best stories are born and the crazyest stuff happens [/QUOTE]

*sighs* I remember my Lina having to grab her little brother's sippy cup so she wouldn't spill her drink while we were playing one night. Drinking goes quite well with that.

[QUOTE=Brynn]Not at all, he gave upon that finally. I just cannot let you kill a cute little dog just b/c it barks [/QUOTE]

No, you can't be happy with it. If you couldn't let me, I wouldn't have gotten $2.25 a pound for him at the butcher. You can return the bottles if you feel bad though.

[QUOTE=Rudar Dimble]I kinda started reading this thread a couple of minutes ago and I'm too lazy to go over all the replies....so what the heck are you talking about!!!??? [/QUOTE]
Take it easy, Rudar. A couple of month spent on SYM and you'll get used to it The thing is, we've "known" each other for quite a while here on GB, been sp*ahem* talking a lot and such, so what may seem like a secret language now will be familiar after some time Feel free to join if you meet any of the following requirement:

- you like drinking
- you like spamming
- you are a freak
- you have long hair
- you feel capable of looking after a full-grown dragons
- you are Brazilian.

Welcome

I got the top four on the list!

Oozit's the guy who got tossed into the woodchipper out back for questioning my masculinity. The butcher down the block now sells dog burgers.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oozit's the guy who got tossed into the woodchipper out back for questioning my masculinity. The butcher down the block now sells dog burgers. [/QUOTE]
You bastard! Scum! How could you?! How could you...

Great! I should film this. Great material. Keep that tension, that drama. I'm going to get a camera.

[QUOTE=Brynn]Take it easy, Rudar. A couple of month spent on SYM and you'll get used to it The thing is, we've "known" each other for quite a while here on GB, been sp*ahem* talking a lot and such, so what may seem like a secret language now will be familiar after some time Feel free to join if you meet any of the following requirement:

- you like drinking
- you like spamming
- you are a freak
- you have long hair
- you feel capable of looking after a full-grown dragons
- you are Brazilian.

Welcome [/QUOTE]
Well, I know the workings of SYM (I've been lurking around on these boards for over 3 years now)...I just couldn't follow the things you were talking about. And I don't fit the 'you have long' and the 'you are Brazilian' prerequisites....the others seem to work.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Exactly, it's not a walk in the park you know. It's hard work. We do it for the exercise girls, you should help us out more often.
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You know they won't listen. I've been trying for 7 years now and still no success.

Rudar Dimble wrote:You know they won't listen. I've been trying for 7 years now and still no success.

The trick is, tie them up and tease them first, then they're so frustrated they do the rest of the work.

You bastard! Scum! How could you?! How could you...

Because I'm super.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Because I'm super. [/QUOTE]

Thanks for asking(starts whistling an old south park tune )

Ha, I forgot all about that.

[QUOTE=Magrus]The trick is, tie them up and tease them first, then they're so frustrated they do the rest of the work. [/QUOTE]
I do tie her up, but then I start doing other things

[QUOTE=Grimar]Thanks for asking(starts whistling an old south park tune )[/QUOTE]
Everythig is fun whenever, Don't you thinnk I look cute in this hat?

[QUOTE=Rudar Dimble]I kinda started reading this thread a couple of minutes ago and I'm too lazy to go over all the replies....so what the heck are you talking about!!!??? [/QUOTE]
well since i'm drinking i only have one hand to use for typing so i'll try to keep this short..

oozae is a guy who got a nick oozit and he tries to get love(in any form imaginable)from anyone.. then he turned into a dog and he humps ppl, well humped, since after the woodchipper incident he hasn't been doing that much . the guy is a freak pervert with lunacy as a side effect(we're freaks here, but there's a limit even to the amount magrus can consume alcohol. ) anyways, you take oozit and doggy you get oozi(t/do)ggy

i'm sure others can also divulge some info on the case at hand