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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:45 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=jopperm2]You only know 4?!?!
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You get drunk faster when it's neat
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:57 pm
by Magrus
Alright, alright.
Lesson of the Day: Birth control is cheaper than child support. Remember this, even if you have to buy the stuff, your still saving money in the end.
Maybe I should make all of the previous lessons centered and larger so they stand out from the spam?
Good job with the bartending! *snags a bottle* Sorry I'll be out today, female company.
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:00 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]Alright, alright.
Lesson of the Day: Birth control is cheaper than child support. Remember this, even if you have to buy the stuff, your still saving money in the end.
Maybe I should make all of the previous lessons centered and larger so they stand out from the spam?
Good job with the bartending! *snags a bottle* Sorry I'll be out today, female company.
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Hey, I'm glad you're here- where are those two bimbos you promised? That's why I took this bloody job in the first place
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:01 pm
by jopperm2
Looks like you're stuck with me and demo.
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:06 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=jopperm2]Looks like you're stuck with me and demo.[/QUOTE]
Dammit!
Alright then, what about my suggestion to rename my bar? (post 551)
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:21 pm
by Magrus
the_limey wrote:Hey, I'm glad you're here- where are those two bimbos you promised? That's why I took this bloody job in the first place
Go to the left of the bar, on the end, there's a door. Open the door, down the stairs, third door on your right. That's their room. Enjoy.
Dammit!
Alright then, what about my suggestion to rename my bar? (post 551)
Naming it is a good idea, but definately not "Harry's Bra". That brings disturbing images to mind.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:11 am
by Locke Da'averan
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:36 am
by Magrus
Oh thats a shame, its good stuff! Expensive to get everything for, but drinking them, you can't taste the alcohol. I fell in love with them. I should get more next week, I haven't had another since I first made one.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:44 am
by Denethorn
I suggest a very simplistic bar name... like "Booze Dungeon"
Or perhaps something more classic... like The Rising Sun, or the Trough. Classic metal/biker pub names.
Unless we're going for some artsyfartsy urban bar, in which case a suitably artsy fartsy name is required, like "the Artsy Fartsy Bar For The Discerning And Artistic Drunkard".
Aslong as a good lager is on tap, the name nay matters!
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:49 am
by Magrus
Well, we can take votes from members to name the bar and decide, how about that? I don't care how many you put up, more ideas the better.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:17 am
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]Go to the left of the bar, on the end, there's a door. Open the door, down the stairs, third door on your right. That's their room. Enjoy.
Naming it is a good idea, but definately not "Harry's Bra". That brings disturbing images to mind.
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I don't wear a bra, but would you trust a skinny bartender? I wouldn't- a fat bartender has obviously sampled the finest nectars in the world so he knows what he's talking about.
Note: Bar will remain closed- or at least on self service- until I've finished with these slappers
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:22 am
by Magrus
It's my bar! I trust my bar, simple as that.
My friend's late for our date. Oh, a cheap rhyme.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:49 am
by Locke Da'averan
Pfft... obviously there's no service in here.. Mag, kick limey to get back to work..
he hasn't even noted my order.. not very good customer care if you ask me
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:54 am
by the_limey
Hey can you not read?!?!
Bar is on self-serve while I'm dealing with Mag's slappers.
But, since I'm here, what do you want?
Btw, I'm thinking of some entertainment in this dive- any suggestions?
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:29 am
by Locke Da'averan
[QUOTE=the_limey]Hey can you not read?!?!
Bar is on self-serve while I'm dealing with Mag's slappers.
But, since I'm here, what do you want?
Btw, I'm thinking of some entertainment in this dive- any suggestions?[/QUOTE]
i've already stated my request but fine.. since you're new on the job
tequila-clementine-rise, purple mofo and LIIT..
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:41 pm
by giles337
[QUOTE=the_limey]
Btw, I'm thinking of some entertainment in this dive- any suggestions?[/QUOTE]
B-R-Y-N-N and Brynny was her name-o!
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:02 pm
by Demortis
damn it i hate most people. makes me want to ..... never mind. get me a burbon, scotch, and whiskey.
well i have the mines created, and tested. all we have to do is get them in there.
yea i think brynn should be a good choice for the bar.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:07 pm
by Fiberfar
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]i've already stated my request but fine.. since you're new on the job
tequila-clementine-rise, purple mofo and LIIT..[/QUOTE]
Still the good old clementine I see... Keep up the good work
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:29 pm
by Darth Zenemij
[QUOTE=giles337]B-R-Y-N-N and Brynny was her name-o!
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all in favor of Brynn say HO!!!
I am wasted out og my mind1
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:43 pm
by Demortis
id say something else before she tears you a new one man