The Tap and Tea

CM · Post by CM » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:36 pm

I am the most pious individual on SYM. Its just because you lot are perverted that does not mean i am one.

Btw just to point out the idea of me killing kittens does not relate to flying kites. Rather it relates to Vivians love for animals and my homocidal rage to kill all the animals she likes. The pervertedness came from Mar and the rest of the SYMian crowd.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:47 pm

[QUOTE=CM]I am the most pious individual on SYM. Its just because you lot are perverted that does not mean i am one.
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Rumour: Fas is perverted.
Research indicates: Truth. His pervertion is only controled by a certain mighty goddess called Shiva, which is also known as WR. For detailed informations, perform search on Winter Rose.

Rumour: Fas had a love affair with BS and Sytze.
Research indicates: Not likely. If you perform a search on "burning love" you'll find a thread that indicates a possibility, but the love has never reached the climax yet.

Rumour: Fas is a ghostly entity.
Research indicates: Fake. Fas is not a ghostly entity, he's just muslim and alien. He is on a planet exchange program, and got addicted with muslim beliefs. Therefore his potential damage to the planet is increased, but his rate of compassion for human beings without his belief system "installed" increases.

Rumour: Fas is the Huggable One (TM)
Research indicats: Truth. Fas has been elected the first huggable of the board, therefore he's the Huggable One, even though he has been trying to deny this ever since the appearance of WR.

Rumour: Fas deals with Extraterrestrial Entities.
Research indicates: Truth. Check the threads where he links the love with a bear, and the mighty sturgeon of power with the universe dominance and maintenance. He's a minor figure in a big scheme of corruption and deceit to colonize earth with student exchange students from other planets.

So, this is what I've researched about you, Fas. Havent found any mention of you being Pious. Anyway, my research also indicates that my researches are not the best reasearches in the researcher's world. Therefore, believe what you must.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:58 pm

Belated hello's to DW and Hill. Maybe I should turn GB into my own personal answering machine.

So, anyone around? Or am I gonna have to do some re-modeling here?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:05 pm

I'm kind of around while the spaghetti sauce is simmering

Er.. what decorating did you have in mind? I don't think I ever actually did any come to think of it... Just sort of moved into an empty building and made sure there was booze and tea around

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:05 pm

Remodeling.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:05 pm

Im good for a half hour of spam if ug et desperate.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:06 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Remodeling.

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You're volunteering to help BS in his efforts?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:07 pm

well, to tell the truth, I was thinking of some sawdust, a pool table or two, some Merle Haggard on an outdated jukebox and a big mechanical bull to top it all off.

My roots are showing through

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:07 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]You're volunteering to help BS in his efforts?

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Always want to help a friend.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:09 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]well, to tell the truth, I was thinking of some sawdust, a pool table or two, some Merle Haggard on an outdated jukebox and a big mechanical bull to top it all off.

My roots are showing through

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LMAO!

I don't have any problems with that, sort of a 'back to basics barn'

All I ask, is that there is at least some microbrewed beer on tap, and at least one variety of decent bourbon

CM · Post by CM » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:10 pm

Luis you wanker! And BS you err...what word can i use that will be an insult yet not be truthful?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:11 pm

I have a friend now

DW, you wound me, there can be no true roadside southern style pigsty without booze......of course, it being good booze is a real part from tradition

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:12 pm

try 'corn shucker' and dont ask questions.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:12 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]well, to tell the truth, I was thinking of some sawdust, a pool table or two, some Merle Haggard on an outdated jukebox and a big mechanical bull to top it all off.

My roots are showing through

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Yee-haw!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:13 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Luis you wanker! And BS you err...what word can i use that will be an insult yet not be truthful?

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The truth huts huh?

@BS: Yes, but that doesnt mean we're marrying or that you should extend your friendship just like the one you have with CM.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:13 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Luis you wanker! And BS you err...what word can i use that will be an insult yet not be truthful?

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How about "fas"?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:14 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I have a friend now

DW, you wound me, there can be no true roadside southern style pigsty without booze......of course, it being good booze is a real part from tradition

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Are you talking about Luis, CM, or the mechanical bull?

Well, let's just go for a wide variety of booze then. Sort of a catch all selection, as it were

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:14 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]How about "fas"?

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HAOEHAIEHAOHAOEHIAEHAOEIAHOEIAHAOHEIAHA...

erm...

LMAO!

CM · Post by CM » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:16 pm

Bah! I hate you so much BS that I wish Weasel had hit on you instead of with the donkey!

Where have you been? And its a Chanak Sighting

Luis none of that is true.....all lies!!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:16 pm

*rides bull for a record 3 seconds before thrown out window landing into the canal outside window, drowns*