Top Ten Game

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:23 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]@ Slade:

Are both of those directed at me? Cause both happened.

[/QUOTE]
yes.

10: getting Drunk

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:24 pm

9. change the wine/grape juice to wine/grapejuice flavored absynth... not from experience.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:36 pm

8. Snore

7. Giggle

6. When in church, resist the urge to peg the religious zelots at the front leaping up to say halleujah and praise the lord to the most rediculous translations of religious texts I have ever heard.

BTW, according to them, Christmas should be a quiet day of prayer and mourning to honour the passing of Jesus. Our family is not religious, overly, and I am not at all, no offence to those that are. We prefer celebration and getting together with family.

qwertitus · Post by **qwertitus** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:48 pm

5. Listen to the deathmetal band: "Satan's Death Machine." (I did not make up that band, they really do exist.

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TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:50 pm

Note: My topic has been changed ever so slightly to better accomodate posts already made and future ones (went from 'before' to 'during'... makes more sense i think).

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:50 pm

4. Sing 'Satan Loves me' with the preist right before show time!
3. Fart during those moments of silence, especially unde rone fo the microphones hanging down form overhead.

qwertitus · Post by **qwertitus** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:01 pm

2. Yelling: Go! Giants! Go! After watching them score a touchdown on your portable TV.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:05 pm

1.bringing a group of strategically placed friends to either:
a. attempt to start the wave
OR
b. All stand up at same time to do the macarena!
Top ten things not to say when you are being interoggated by the cops/lestat.

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:06 pm

10. I've got this dead hooker in the trunk I gotta get rid of... You guys mind helping me?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:08 pm

9. Cop: would you mind writing your confession to the murder down?
You: sure I have a pen in my pocket here hold this so i can get at it *gives cop some dime bags filled with ilegal narcotics*

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:11 pm

8. Cop: You have the right to remain silent...
Phreddie: Do I have the right to make you shut the ____ up?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:16 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]8. Cop: You have the right to remain silent...
Phreddie: Do I have the right to make you shut the ____ up?[/QUOTE]
Do you know anyone in law enforcement?
7. *Lean back aginst wall in chair, spread open legs and unzip jacket*
Phreddie: But officer, Im sure we can come to some sort of arangment...
Cop: well ok...
12 hrs later.
Phred: Whoa wat happened? ... and why does it hurt to walk... motel 6 uniforms.. oh god not again!

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:27 am

6. You know what I have to say to that? *blows loud fart*

5. Oopah: Yo homie, you really don't wanna mess with me, I know Vinny Garnucci!
Cop: (raising one eyebrow, suddenly very interested) Oh really, is that so?
Oopah: D'oh!

4. (Cops enter the room)
Oopah: Allright! ALRIGHT!! I frickin' confess!! I sold the drugs to the sixth grade! I started by giving them free samples of cocaine, and then when they wanted more, I started to ask money, everytime a little bit more. I made them rob old lady's! I made them rob liquor stores! I made them sell their video games!!! It was me!! Me all along!! Don't to this to me!! *sobbing* Please, don't torture me!
Cop: (...) What the hell are you talking about???

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:57 pm

3.) "Yes, I admit to digging up bodies in the graveyard and having my way with them!"
Cop: "I just wanted to tell you your tail light was out..."

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:35 pm

Cop: What is your favorite color?
You: Blue, wait.. no!

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:50 pm

1: DUI victim : hello thur ofither,..my you have luv...ly green eyes
Police: thank you but there brown...

10 ways to help Magrus stay with us(at GB) when he moves

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:52 pm

10. Stop kicking him.
9. tell him to spend mroe money on a computer and less on booze.. although he wont be as useful...

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:50 pm

8. Get his mailing address and be sure that on the 1st of every month, he recieves a case of fine cherry vodka in the mail.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:53 pm

7. Have a whip round for a new computer.C'mon people do you miss him or not?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:02 pm

I would send money, but I do not know Magrus well, do not want him to know my adress, and would prefer it if I had a chance of the money actually going towards the computer instead of booze.