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granted. you are now in first grade, and have an evil teacher. she fails you.(it didnt work for the spare, but it'll work for this) you are now forever stuck in first grade.

i wish the government, the school, and prettymuch the world would stop feeding us all these lies

granted, you find out that theyre out to KILL you...

i wish i had another cat so mine could fight each other or team against me lol...

granted. they team against you and kill you.

i wish i didnt have to go to school

granted, oh wait...arent you already home from school? haha well, no night school for you i guess...*sigh*but tomorrow you have day AND night school, have fun

i wish my brother would stop obsessing over star wars...(and wing i have to girlfriend to ditch me for him this time:laugh

granted. your gf ditches you for your dad, your mom gets mad when she finds out about them, and leaves. your brother moves away with her and dies. now you have no gf, a dead brother, and divorced parents. all over star wars

i wish i wasnt in band

granted, but you know how people always say "i couldnt live without music"? well this is true in your case...you get the point...

i wish i lived near wing so i could kill him for making my oh wait, i made a spelling mistake it was supposed to say i had "no" girlfriend...err anyways making it keep going...for making my g/f(which i dont have) go with my dad...

youre EVIL WING! EEEEEVVVVIIIIILLLLL!!!:laugh: :devil: may the devil be with you(get it? may the force be with you?lol)

granted. you live in the bottom of the lake

i wish i actually had wings

granted, you have butterfly wings, but youre too heavy to fly

i wish i could breathe underwater

granted, but you loose the ability to breathe on land and are doomed to live with the fish forever. You might meet Aegis too, I'm not sure on that one


I wish I had talent for playing the guitar

granted. you pick up a guitar and start playing, and it actually sounds good! after a while of playing, though, you get tired. but you can't stop! you're stuck playing guitar for the rest of your life.

i wish i had a longer intention span

Granted. You have a longer attention span, but you can olny concentrate on one thing, and have to keep doing so until your attention span is up. since you are now paying attention to your computer, you stare at it for 3 years and die of thrist.

I wish I was rich.

granted, but everyone thinks your a thief and no one lets you buy anything...not even drug dealers trust you

i wish i could breathe underwater and above water

granted. you are now a normal person. you can breathe water... thats called drowning.

i wish there were no parent-teacher conferences

wing wrote: i wish there were no parent-teacher conferences

Your wish is granted! *poof*

In a world with no parent-teacher conferences, kids are allowed to run ramped in school.
Kids behave badly, lessons are taken over and teachers quite their jobs and get put into mental institutes.

Due to lack of disipline and proper teaching, the next generation is rude and unknowing. The human race drops back a few notches in evolution and becomes comparable to the cavemen of old... except they have guns.
Civil wars break out as clans struggle for domination and the human race is brought to the brink of extinction... to be continued!


My turn;
I wish I had never taken a sabbatical from SYM and my friends there.

Hey y'all, remember me?
I see many familiar faces and many new ones... still the same vibe though.

Your wish is granted. You love your high-speed internet as most women love shoes, and neglect your Guiness in exchange for a spam fix. :speech:

I wish rum was free.
Yeah...I remember you!

Magrus wrote:Your wish is granted. You love your high-speed internet as most women love shoes, and neglect your Guiness in exchange for a spam fix. :speech:

I wish rum was free.
Yeah...I remember you!

Your wish is granted! Rum is now free, but drinking it has turned out to be illedall. While enjoying your first drink of rum, the bar is busted by polce, and you spend rest of your life in jail...

I wish I was sober...

Rob-hin wrote:Hey y'all, remember me?
I see many familiar faces and many new ones... still the same vibe though.

i think i remember you from like 8 months ago, before i left temporarily...you had a different display pic tho i think

granted, you are now sober and having no fun at all

i wish i owned every single punk rock CD

Sean The Owner wrote:i think i remember you from like 8 months ago, before i left temporarily...you had a different display pic tho i think

granted, you are now sober and having no fun at all

i wish i owned every single punk rock CD

Granted! You now own every single punk cd... but no player to play them


I wish I had more alcohol...
(since beeing sober would result to not to have fun at all... )

granted. you have some moonshine and get arrested.

i wish i had more of this popcorn

Granted you get popcorn, but because you did not specifly weather or not you like butter or salt, it just comes and comes, ......chessy........, so much cheese that you are rolling in it. So much that you are now a chessy popcorn ball exhibit. People talk about you alot, and want to eat you, so the media finds that you being a cheesy popcorn ball is a danger to society so they stick you in a mental hosiptal for the metally ill, were only registered nurses can gaze upon your New Jersy.

I wish I had a bottel of premium Ranch Dressing:}