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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 8:13 pm
by THE JAKER
Originally posted by VoodooDali:
<STRONG>I think for dinner I'd like the New Jersey Superfund Site Roadkill Special. </STRONG>
Why not just eat at McDonalds?
BTW - no dirt in the Pina Coladas, but I'll take a dirty martini please. And for dinner? Salisbury steak with mushroom gravy, mash potatoes, green beans, and desert: a slice of that nice looking peach cobbler over there. Oh yeah and spam

Hey I mention salisbury steak because South Park is on tonight! Also "Curb your enthusiasm".
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 8:14 pm
by Bloodstalker
Any musicians in the emporium?
You called?

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 8:16 pm
by Bloodstalker
Jaker,
What's up man?
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 8:41 pm
by VoodooDali
Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>*aherm!* Ola, senorita...</STRONG>
Hmmm...maybe more than one partner...two matadors are better than one!
Note to self: secret goal--get all the men in SYM to wear really tight pants...
CLACK!
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 8:44 pm
by THE JAKER
What's up, blood... I love that line about "budstalker"

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 9:16 pm
by Maharlika
Originally posted by VoodooDali:
<STRONG>Hmmm...maybe more than one partner...two matadors are better than one!
Note to self: secret goal--get all the men in SYM to wear really tight pants...
CLACK!</STRONG>
*checks out if he's got the bulges in the right places to avoid embarassment...*
The pants are a perfect fit... so on with the show!
STOMP, STOMP!
BTW, I got that special shoes which CLACKS when I STOMP!
@Bloody: let us Be and dance!
@Senor Aker: Been quite awhile, sir! Hope things are looking great your side of the world.

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 9:48 pm
by fable
Originally posted by THE JAKER:
<STRONG>BTW - no dirt in the Pina Coladas, but I'll take a dirty martini please. And for dinner? Salisbury steak with mushroom gravy, mash potatoes, green beans, and desert: a slice of that nice looking peach cobbler over there. Oh yeah and spam

Hey I mention salisbury steak because South Park is on tonight! Also "Curb your enthusiasm".</STRONG>
This isn't a diner, you know. We have a variety of pancakes, waffles, spam, eggs, spam, breads, spam, more spam, and plenty of toppings. And spam.
The only salisbury steak is reserved for the black eye of the person who gets fresh with either VD or CE, unless, of course, either of the ladies decide they want someone to get fresh with them. In that case, the steak will be reserved for the eye of the person who refreshes to get fresh.
So what will you be having?

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 11:10 pm
by Maharlika
Thus begins the "Unholy Hour" in the "Western World."
*Looks around* ...seems no one here considering the time...
...oh, well... *changes his tight Matador pants into Billy Idol leathers*...
...ahhh, I would need this too *gets a (hair) spray net*...
"Dancing with myself...o-o-o-hoh...dancing with myself..." 
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 11:28 pm
by fable
Just as long as all you do with yourself is dance, my friend. Here. Have some chocolate chip pancakes, with spam syrup. On the house.

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 11:37 pm
by Maharlika
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Just as long as all you do with yourself is dance, my friend. Here. Have some chocolate chip pancakes, with spam syrup. On the house.

</STRONG>
*takes some of the pancakes (sans the syrup

) in between breaths*
Gracias, Fable

...
... like what harm could a harmless-looking boy like me do?

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2001 11:37 pm
by THE JAKER
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>pancakes, waffles, spam, eggs, spam, breads, spam, more spam, and plenty of toppings. And spam.

</STRONG>
I'll have that then. A spamsbury steak, with spammed potatoes, mixed vegetables and spam, and for dessert, spam cobbler. Yeesh.
And fable, am I wrong or is it 1AM where you are ?!@?@?@?@
[ 11-08-2001: Message edited by: THE JAKER ]
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 7:10 am
by Brink
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Why, Brink!! Good to see you again! (I actually used two exclamation points, there. That should show you how pleased I am.

) Certainly, you will be welcome back as a bartender anytime. There is always a place at Fable's Emporium for you.</STRONG>
@fable-Why thank you

.I'll try to settle my personal matters as soon as possible so that I can start working in here
Btw, I can also provide entertainment in the form of music
[ 11-08-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 7:40 am
by fable
Originally posted by THE JAKER:
<STRONG>I'll have that then. A spamsbury steak, with spammed potatoes, mixed vegetables and spam, and for dessert, spam cobbler. Yeesh.
And fable, am I wrong or is it 1AM where you are ?!@?@?@?@
</STRONG>
A fine, spamly meal, that: here you go.
And yes, it is--or rather, was--1 AM. I tend to 26 hour days. It's my natural rhythm.
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 7:41 am
by fable
Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>@fable-Why thank you

.I'll try to settle my personal matters as soon as possible so that I can start working in here
Btw, I can also provide entertainment in the form of music

</STRONG>
What sort of instrument do you play, or am I touching upon delicate matters, here?

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 7:43 am
by Nippy
*Nippy walks in in a suit and bowtie*
Gruff Bouncers voice
"'ere, Fable, you still looking for some bouncers?"
/gruff bouncers voice

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 7:50 am
by Brink
@fable-Well, I can play the organ and the guitar (thinking of learning how to play the bass sometime in the future

)

.
If you wish for me to do so, I can provide the music for the flamenco dancers
[ 11-08-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 8:29 am
by Maharlika
Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>
If you wish for me to do so, I can provide the music for the flamenco dancers
[ 11-08-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]</STRONG>
*CLACKITY-STOMP, STOMP!*

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 8:42 am
by CM
Anybody around?
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 9:07 am
by Bloodstalker
Sorry if I cut out and was rude last night, but my connection got cut.
So how is everyone today?
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 9:09 am
by CM
Good bored in class!
Extremely bored.
So whats up?
*takes a puff of his sheesha*