Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 7:33 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
What you talking about? Fish can't talk! Well, Veh somehow knows how to make em scream, but I ain't going near that one!

Yeah, he tells them you're coming to visit

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 7:36 pm

Well, then he lies. I never visit those fish! I hate them... Where this fish thing got started, I would really like to know...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 7:56 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Well, then he lies.

Certainly, one of you does...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 8:10 pm

Yes. Him.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 10:50 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Yes. Him.

Hmm. Your word against his. Who do I believe... tough choice...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 11:29 pm

The one who doesn't lie of course... Which would be me!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 11:42 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
The one who doesn't lie of course... Which would be me!

But you could still be lying

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 12:10 am

I never Lie! If I did, may a bolt of lightning strike me where I stand!

*Slight crackling noise sounds. Bright flash. Aegis remains standing, burnt black to a crisp*

'cough'

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 12:27 am

So I think the powers that be just voted for Veh...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 12:58 am

Nah, I was holding my mystic spoon a little too high...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:12 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
Nah, I was holding my mystic spoon a little too high...

... There is no spoon...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:15 am

None that you can see, or steal...

*Guards his Mystic spoon safely, glancing left and right, making sure no one sneaks up on him...*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:31 am

*bends Aegis's spoon with the power of her mind*

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 5:24 am

Name: Nippy 'Nip Nip' McNip
Fav Fish: 2 Handed Cod +3
Fav Move: Overhand swipe slapping down on the shoulder to disable opponents.
Winning Streak: Newbie

BRING IT ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 9:03 am

SMACK

*Nippy falls down as a Sturgeon of Power hits the back of his head. Nippy sees stars*

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 9:08 am

*Nippy stumbles but recovers. He unsheaths his mighty 2-handed fish and does a jumping strike, giving Aegis a dead arm*

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 9:13 am

Oh my....does it stink in here. I hate the smell of fish. Especielly, when they have been flung about in a reckless fashion for quite a while!

I think I will steer clear of here.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 9:19 am

Heh... The powerful stench of fish...

*Sniff*

Kind've smells like Georgi!

(Oh boy... *wears a flame retadent Toga* This is gonna be hot...)

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 9:26 am

Damn boy you got some Baleiracs!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 10:57 am

Heh...

I should be really frightend right now...