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GB you drop your Ultra Hard Rubbing Dil.....Oh No ! DP have picked it up ! I think he's gonna make a good use of that thing after all

*sigh*
Who let all these peasants in while I was asleep??!
DP?? I hope you have a good explanation...

Yes, what kind of punishment does The Harem meet out to unruly visitors? I've been brandishing firebreath potions about, but I'm not sure if that's an effective enough deterrent......perhaps we'll have to obtain that extra blade for Razer.........

BTW don't know if any of you Harem members have checked out the alternate romance thread recently, but Manveru tells us that he's been hard at work. I propose we grant him honorary slave status......Although, he hasn't made noises to that effect, I guess as Georgi mentioned, willingness is key .

See, I'm not convinced that flamethrowing is a good idea... I mean, I know the tent canvas is flame-retardent but we don't want to risk burning it down, do we?

Sure, Manveru can be a slave... I'm not sure if he would see it as a positive thing though

So, umm, you see what I meant about the Harem causing a little controversy over here on SYM?

Hmmmm....yes we certainly seem to be a topic of conversation. I can't imagine why

About the canvas, you have a point Georgi. How about "cone of cold?" That shouldn't cause too much damage, and it sounds as though some of them need cooling down anyway.
We'd just have to make sure that we didn't aim it anywhere near the jacuzzi, cold hot tubs just don't seem to have much appeal somehow.

Hmmm...Manveru doesn't seem slave material to me...perhaps we could invent another title?...We're the ones helping him out, after all...

Whew, it seems toned down in here a bit, thank goodness...things were getting a little too much with all those infants crawling about If it continues we'll have to hire out as a babysitting service...

Yeah, that might work... Might help to sober Anomen up too

Err yes, Anomen does need sobering up. I also think that he needs a bit of protection from Waverly. Last night the good doctor seemed to be paying far too much attention to Anomen's cod piece. I wonder if one of our loyal slaves (where the blazes is Gwalchmai anyway?)can be convinced to help safegaurd Anomen from Waverly's advances.

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Yeees, hmmm, I think we need to keep Waverly well away from Anomen...
Y'know, I think it might be a cunning plan, to befriend him and then murder him, and take over the Harem all for himself!!!

Ummm, good point loner, a title for Manveru? Lord of the Dark Flames is a no, obviously, we ought to reserve that one for Anomen...

Maybe we could refer to Manveru as Senior Wizard to the Dark Flames?? After all, an ability with technology is rather akin to being able to perform magic.

Did any of us remember to enable Anomen's detect evil spell? I have a funny feeling that he might need it.......

Senior Wizard sounds good...kind of gives an impression of wisdom and benevolence...

Yikes! Not lurking enough, I guess...

Okay, I have a lot of catching up to do.

@Brink: A blindfold will not protect you from the intoxicating aura of the Ladies of the Dark Flame. Best to just allow yourself to stare into their eyes, reveling in their beauty, and try not to drool on the keyboard.

@Darkpoet: Its good to experiment with the whipped cream, within reason. Next time, don't add so much vanilla. Did you bring the strawberries? I have the imported dark chocolate.

@Ladies: I am fully trained (really!) in massage, speciallizing in foot-rubs. My hands only wander where you let them.

I will repair any damage to the tent, and will increase the tempurature in the hot tub if need be.

A little concoction of mine, invloving Tabbasco, beet juice, and celery salt will fix Anomen right up. Bear in mind, I harbor no recriminations, but he might not be wandering off with Waverly if you ladies were not focusing so much attention on Valygar, Kivan, and Edwin these days. I will try to keep better track of your knight, but if he goes missing again, might I suggest you have your ways with your willing slave until he returns?

As to future slave applications, I will prepare an entrance examine consisting of several questions, e.g. "What is The Harem's preferred whipping cream flavor?" "What are the proper uses of The Blade?" and "Write a short essay on Gender-based Approches to Interpersonal Relationships and Why Anomen Becomes a Satisfying Virtual Romance."



How else may I serve you, Oh Ye of the Curvacious Hips?

Gwalchmai-That,is what you think

Oooooooooooh, now that's what I call a slave

Yes, I suppose that you have a point Gwalchmai, re:Anomen's roaming, but he should know better. Where else would he get the kind of treatment that he's been receiving in our tent? He must learn some flexibility in these matters.

Brink: Its not just what I think, I have spent months lurking here, gathering empirical evidence. The conclusions are inescapeable. Believe me, I'm a scientist. I know these things. The Lasses of The Harem are dynamite!

Off to fix dinner. Mo Shu Pork, I think. Can I fix anything for you Lady Dragonwench? Will lurk again later...

[ 05-20-2001: Message edited by: Gwalchmai ]

Gwalchmai!! *hug* Thank goodness you've arrived! You are such a stabilizing influence

Do you really think we've been driving our knight through neglect to seek the attentions of tavern wenches? ...We must be more attentive. Actually, the "alternate romances" thread has been very quiet...

At the moment I require nothing, but I think Brink could use a Tia Maria

Gwalchmai-Your will is just not strong enough

Have a good dinner though

[ 05-19-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

[ 05-19-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

Gwalchmai....aw that's sweet, are you able to prepare sushi?

Ah, Gwalchmai, you've finally arrived...
I hope you brought plentiful supplies...

I like the sound of the entrance exam... but I don't think we'll find many slaves who *ahem* measure up

I have been thinking, ladies, that we might need to add to our beverage supply... Anyone else for a Baileys?