Your Lady of Intimacy Hath Returned

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm

Tower_Master wrote:The question is, will she give a rat's rear AFTER she drinks with you?

Actually, the question is will she admit to it. after she drinks with me. Odds say no.

Brad Pitt? Just for a drink? :speech:

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:40 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Brad Pitt? Just for a drink? :speech:

Well, what if you promised to look like Brad Pitt AFTER a drink? (or seven?)

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:41 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Actually, the question is will she admit to it. after she drinks with me. Odds say no.

Brad Pitt? Just for a drink? :speech:

Do I sense you faltering in your devotion?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:42 pm

Tower_Master wrote:Well, what if you promised to look like Brad Pitt AFTER a drink? (or seven?)

It still wouldn't help BS.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:44 pm

I probably could look like Brad Pitt after he got drunk, depending on what bar he was at and how likely the crowd was to cut up each other with broken beer bottles

Have I ever slipped in my devotion dear?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:47 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I probably could look like Brad Pitt after he got drunk, depending on what bar he was at and how likely the crowd was to cut up each other with broken beer bottles

Have I ever slipped in my devotion dear?

Are you being flippant with me now? I'd give you the whip if I knew you didn't like it so much.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:53 pm

*Cowers in a trembling mass, assumes a pose of supplication* Please, not the whip. It terrifies me beyond belief. The horrors it inspires is unimaginable. It burns us......damn, I had a shot til that last line......

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:55 pm

How 'bout I give you one or two lashings if you let me pour that whiskey down your back afterward?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:00 pm

You just really wanna see me shirtless and glistening, don't you?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:02 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:You just really wanna see me shirtless and glistening, don't you?

I want to see you in horrific agony... upon the wasting of good liquor, probably

*hug*

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:02 pm

Welcome back.

Ain't offering anything though.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:09 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:I want to see you in horrific agony... upon the wasting of good liquor, probably

*hug*

Sure, and that's why the enthusiastic hug. I was wrong though, seeing me shirtless and glistening evidentally wasn't enough. Not that I am complaining mind you. You won't catch me trying to fight your advances off.

Hey Des.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:17 pm

Getting late. I better go work on that paper.

@Des - Blasphemer.

Oh, well. I always get my dues eventually.

@BS - Please keep the Anomen shirt on. It helps.

I'm out. Later guys.

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:18 pm

Hey, BS.

So... what if we don't give her gifts? Will she do something terrible to us?

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]@Des - Blasphemer.

Oh, well. I always get my dues eventually.

[/QUOTE]
Catch me if you can. :laugh:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:27 pm

Fine AC, I'll wear the Anomen shirt, but I still say it's kind of a twisted fantasy you got going there.

But if I said it once, I've said it a million times, kinky is good.

I'm not real sure Des, but out of everyone I've come across here on SYM, AC is the one I'd least want to piss off. But that's probably just me.

All I can tell you is I'm still alive after a few years, and there are many people in betting pools all over who hate me for that fact.

LeoStarDragon1 · Post by **LeoStarDragon1** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:54 am

Welcome Back, Aqua-chan!

I don't think we've met yet though, so let me properly introduce myself.

Hello, I'm Leo Star Dragon 1, but "LSD1" will do just fine.

I just saw an episode of "The Vicar of Dibbley" titled "The Christmas Lunch Incident" before coming to this forum. I ate a salad and drank tea while reading these posts. My tea isn't done yet though. Well, that's enough of my impression of Frank from that series.

What a sense of humor! This was fun! :laugh:

I look forward to more zany posts!

LSD1.

P.S.: To the Lord of the Lurkers! Did you emigrate from Zork?

EDIT: "emigrate" - "to leave one's country and settle in another." versus "immigrate" - "to migrate into a country."

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:04 pm

*wanders in,sits in a dark corner and starts on a new bottle*

Oh, Hell, AC changed her avatar. She's gonna expect me to notice that.

*continues drinking in contemplative silence.*

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:12 pm

Oh, like I changed it for you.

I'm having a very pink day today. *models*

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:13 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:*wanders in,sits in a dark corner and starts on a new bottle*

Oh, Hell, AC changed her avatar. She's gonna expect me to notice that.

*continues drinking in contemplative silence.*

Ok, who in the Nine are you and what have you done to BS!!!

Oh, hey AC, hows ya doin?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:20 pm

Um, unless I missed a mamo somewhere along the way, I'm pretty sure I'm me. Was there something specific that caused you to wonder Demortis?

Very nice moves AC. And the pink looks good on you, but I'm thinking something sheer would work as well.