CE:s laboratory for brain disorder and degeneration

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 12:37 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
 hehe boot polish

OOOOOoooooooo Buff and polish Madame?? Perhaps foot rub??

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 04, 2001 1:03 pm

@ Viv..My boots have been perfectly polished the whole time

Dps very good at polishing

Plus you can rest your other foot on his back

@ DP..get back to work

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri May 04, 2001 1:25 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Help! I've been in this contraption for 3 hours

(CE returning from the zoologist she consulted for analysis of Waverly's MRI pictures. Realises she should have let Waverly out 2 hours ago. Quickly releases him.)

Waverly, I'm so sorry...your brain is very difficult to get a measurement from. You did very well on the IQ tests, btw.

I understand if you feel a bit uncomfortable by now, so please lie down on the couch, relax and start using the "free association" technique invented by Freud. Are you familiar with that? It means you should say anything that comes to your mind for the next 45 minutes. I will sit here silently and listen.

(CE quickly tries to hide the earphones to her walkman in her hair.)

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:09 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
@ Viv..My boots have been perfectly polished the whole time Dps very good at polishing Plus you can rest your other foot on his back
@ DP..get back to work

I'm moving I'm moving.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:13 pm

Good help is sooo hard to find

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:15 pm

"That's it."

Darkpoet grabs T'lainya, puts her over his knee and gives her a paddling.

"Now behave."

Darkpoet, now goes to his knees and starts to pray.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:19 pm

*lurks in background trying to get as full a view of events as possible*

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:22 pm

Darkpoet opens one eye and sees Vixen. He hopes she's come to help. But Who????

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:26 pm

DP..Now you're in trouble

*Get's out whip and cracks it at the now crawling DP. Plants boot firmly in back, giving him the occasional smack in the back of the head*
Hey Vix What should we do with him

I'm all for tossing him in the piranha pool

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:29 pm

* Vixen looks around...then tears off her coat to reveal wonderwoman outfit beneath. Decides that DP should continue suffering...but how? consults with T as to whether he should be suspended by harness over piranha pool with fish taking nibbles from his socks*

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:31 pm

"Oh sh!t, not the not the fish tank."

Darkpoet then twists and knocks T'lainya to the floor and pins her. Then gives her a big wet kiss.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:34 pm

* Wondering if DP needs glasses* I think you just kissed the life size anatomical model

*looks at DP * Back in the kennel for you

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:37 pm

LOL Must be the bump on the head.

OOOOOOOOOO who's the babe in the WonderWoman outfit???

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:42 pm

@ Vix watch it he's a little overexcited today

@ DP..

Don't make me call Bruno

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:43 pm

I'll be good, for now.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:48 pm

Hmm I'm not turning my back on you though

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:51 pm

"Are you sure? I give good back rubs."

Darkpoet starts rubbing his hands together.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:58 pm

@CE Waverly begins free associating. The word fellatio seems to come up quite often, and not always in context. In fact, very little seems to be proper context, or in any way relevent.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:58 pm

DP..You touch anything you're not supposed to and I will break every one of your fingers off.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:00 pm

What's going on in my lab???