Sain wrote:Hmm, sounds like a huge waste of time. We all know zombie extermination is the wisest course of action. Man-kind will endure and repell the zombie invasion! Humans Unite!
Funnily enough, the study DW quotes recommends the same course of action. With emphasis on headshots. Though with their limited study sample the inevitable will still happen.
Love is just a chemical. We give it meaning by choice ~ Eleanor Lamb, Bioshock 2: Sea of Dreams
Sain wrote:Hmm, sounds like a huge waste of time. We all know zombie extermination is the wisest course of action. Man-kind will endure and repell the zombie invasion! Humans Unite!
We have to prepare. We need to marshal our forces, our ammo, our supplies. We need people, bunkers, tandoor. Maybe with a good eggplant curry as a side dish.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
penguin_king wrote:if all my years of zombie research have told me one thing, its that bunkers and spicy food are a BAD combination.
Don't forget the beans
penguin_king wrote:besides, you want to be off land, where there is no chance of zombies getting in. either above ground level or over water.
Heh heh heh. Obviously you haven't heard about the new aquatic based hordes? Special hybrids that are achieved by cross-breeding fish, dolphins, gnomes, leprechauns and the average zombie.
Love is just a chemical. We give it meaning by choice ~ Eleanor Lamb, Bioshock 2: Sea of Dreams
penguin_king wrote:if all my years of zombie research have told me one thing, its that bunkers and spicy food are a BAD combination.[/url]
What about a nice, mild korma? Without the side order of beans, of course. And tandoor itself is pretty mild. Just flavorful. Food doesn't have to be hot to be spiced well.
Though it helps.
besides, you want to be off land, where there is no chance of zombies getting in. either above ground level or over water.
This is the 21st century. Ever hear of...scooba gear-wearing zombies?
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
penguin_king wrote:but how will they get onto your boat if you lift the ladder?
Back-mounted gyro-propellers, with waterproof battery storage. I think you can buy them now at your neighborhood hardware store. Or maybe that's Invasions R Us?
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Knowing the luck mankind is having now-a-days, the zombies will be able to climb and run, and swim, no need for scuba. And hot-dogs+small spaces=Stinking Cloud.
"That dead... whatever that thing was, is really gross, but Hawaii is still very nice."
going by humanities luck at the moment, i'd say the undead will be 50 feet tall, able to fly, kill with only a thought, and explode with the force of a 500 gigaton nuke when you go near them.
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories, where everything is as fresh as the bright blue sky.
penguin_king wrote:going by humanities luck at the moment, i'd say the undead will be 50 feet tall, able to fly, kill with only a thought, and explode with the force of a 500 gigaton nuke when you go near them.
May the force be with you!
Love is just a chemical. We give it meaning by choice ~ Eleanor Lamb, Bioshock 2: Sea of Dreams
Sain wrote:And with you, for I am making silver bullets in my basement. If it doesn't kill the zombies, they'll go blind.
They have Loki on their side. Considering his attraction to them, I wouldn't be surprised if the lot go blind without any help.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
fable wrote:Considering his attraction to them, I wouldn't be surprised if the lot go blind without any help.
Sight is soo outdated. Obviously neither of you have heard of the new extra-sensory perceptions currently being researched by ZomB-Q Inc. located in the States
Love is just a chemical. We give it meaning by choice ~ Eleanor Lamb, Bioshock 2: Sea of Dreams
Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Sight is soo outdated. Obviously neither of you have heard of the new extra-sensory perceptions currently being researched by ZomB-Q Inc. located in the States
Has Tricell Pharmaceutical Company (former Umbrella) finally changed its name?
"As we all know, holy men were born during Christmas...
Like mr. Holopainen over there!" - Marco Hietala, the bass player of Nightwish
Sain wrote:Then man must build some good Karma. Everyone needs to adopt sick puppies. Then, once the lesser virus hits, we have bait to lure the zombies away.
Then what happens when we get zombie puppies coming to the door? We really need to work on this!
And don't tell me a rolled up newspaper will work. It won't, unless it's printed in 14 pt Gothic.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Gah, never counted on Dogmeat... where'd I leave my idea-board.
-Geneticly Altered Piranas(Failed/Piranas turned to zombies. Side Note-DOH!)
-Bathtub Silver Bullets(In Progress)
-Puppy Baiting(Failed)
-Chicken Sacrifice(Failed/Extra Corpses Result in Zombie Chickens)
-Human Sacrifice(In Progress/Willing Participants-0)
-More to come-
"That dead... whatever that thing was, is really gross, but Hawaii is still very nice."
