Famous last words

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 5:06 pm

I believe I can fly... watch me.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 5:11 pm

Man with his head on a rails: Nope, there is no train comming here...

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 7:14 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai

Does anyone else get the creepy feeling that Fable is SYM's version of Socrates?

Well, Socrates did travel through time with those two kids who talk funny . . . and I'm sure that no one has seen fable and Socrates in the same room at the same time, so they may in fact, be the same person.

Other famous last words:

Electrician: "No, this circuit's not hot."

Clueless Bomb Squad Member: "Where's Bob going? And why's he running so fast?"

Snake Handler: "Watch as I pick up the cobra without the stick."

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 7:54 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave

Well, Socrates did travel through time with those two kids who talk funny . . . and I'm sure that no one has seen fable and Socrates in the same room at the same time, so they may in fact, be the same person.

I am not Socrates. He was a tall, clean-cut, very serious person, who always asked questions. He spoke Greek. He wore a toga.

I, on the other hand, am a medium height Babylonian god who has been slumming for roughly three thousand years. I wear shorts or sweats. I don't speak Greek. I am only serious when I'm not being humorous, and haven't yet figured out which I am, most of the time.

If you think from all this that I am Socrates, then I have a wonderful piece of oil-bearing property down in South Florida that I would just love to sell you...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 9:22 pm

"Today on the Croc Hunter..."

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:17 am

@HLD: Its Bill and Ted's amazing adventure.
Pretty stupid movie, but I liked that George Carlin was in it.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:55 am

Another Aerie !

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock
I believe I can fly... watch me.

You want a help with flying thingy ? We could help ya like we did on Aerie - First we do a good ol' SMACK-ALOT(TM) then we could so more stuff on ya before you know it you gonna regeret you wish you can fly

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:12 pm

We can always knock him into the startosphere...

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:26 pm

PC#1: "What? drows can levitate?"
DM: "yep"
PC#1: "fine, i guess i'll just have to get my bow... my bow... my bow... where the HE** is my bow? oh i don't have one"
PC#1: Melf! go get'em! (lvl 1 mage with 6hp) with a sling with 20 bullets against 5 drows 8 feet above the ground firing bolts of sleeping at you.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 12:57 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
We can always knock him into the startosphere...

After we launch him with a catapult, tied on a burning molten rock

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 4:55 pm

Originally posted by KidD01

After we launch him with a catapult, tied on a burning molten rock

right on!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 1:33 am

Drunken guy (reminds me of Bloody

) makes a wrong turn thinking he was on his way to a Karaoke Bar. Finds himself in a creepy looking "bar." Sees a floating elven lady and says:

"Hey Baby, how about singing a song for me?"

The banshee obliged.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 3:55 am

Hey Ubik ! Come down here and read this !

Dedicated for Ubik, a regular who become lurker

Originally posted by Omar
Ubik(in his sleep):"Oh Sel! Yes oh yes! Right there babe!"

Fortunately Mrs. Ubik was awake...

ROFLMAOTIHPSYKM

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 7:17 am

Imagine my surprise when I saw a thread by Maurice on the first page...then I realised it was a nefarious bumper, so all is forgiven

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:08 pm

Ludwig Van Beethoven (1827): "I shall hear in heaven."
(By the time of his death, Beethoven was completely deaf.)

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 9:29 am

The ladies have to go first. . . . Get in the lifeboat, to please me. . . . Good-bye, dearie. I'll see you later.

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 9:37 am

"It's just a giant catterpillar, jeez"

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 11:17 am

Hey, poke it.

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 12:14 pm

*i wouldent do that if i were you*

*the lady of pain?, isn't she some sort of frustrated broad?*

*HEY!, look what i found over here, i think it's sleeping*

*stupid ring, stupid quest, stupid fellowship*

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 12:15 pm

"Uhm... Is this were i go like 'aaah!' or what?"