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I don't think anyone has ever really taken on Wankerly before in this sort of tussle... and won anyway...

WTF? Aegis, pick up your undersize gauntlet before you get yourself hurt. In the old west, the best gunfighters would inevitably face young upstarts hoping that luck and bravado would see them through; and they could take the short path to notoriety over the corpse of the experienced gunslinger. It never worked. Likely as not, the wiser, older, man would merely wing the youngster so he would have to live with the disgrace.

Originally posted by Waverly
WTF? Aegis, pick up your undersize gauntlet before you get yourself hurt. In the old west, the best gunfighters would inevitably face young upstarts hoping that luck and bravado would see them through; and they could take the short path to notoriety over the corpse of the experienced gunslinger. It never worked. Likely as not, the wiser, older, man would merely wing the youngster so he would have to live with the disgrace.

And of course, right after those gunslingers finished off those young upstarts, we could always expect young Wankerly close behind, ready to take the body off, and have his way with the corpse.

Allegory is lost on those with stunted intellect apparently. Not surprising. What shall I do to you? Bring out some of Ubik’s old material? Bump the Spam Awards where you tearfully accepted the Canadian National Aegis Award for Contentless Spam?

You have forgotten how heavy the boots of wrath can be when they are on your throat. I beg you to retire to your bedroom, pull the playboy out from under the mattress, and work out your aggressions by giving Mr. Winkie a sound throbbing.

Whatever you do, don't persist in pestering me.

On second thought I think I WILL stick around for a while

Originally posted by Waverly
Allegory is lost on those with stunted intellect apparently. Not surprising. What shall I do to you? Bring out some of Ubik’s old material? Bump the Spam Awards where you tearfully accepted the Canadian National Aegis Award for Contentless Spam?

You have forgotten how heavy the boots of wrath can be when they are on your throat. I beg you to retire to your bedroom, pull the playboy out from under the mattress, and work out your aggressions by giving Mr. Winkie a sound throbbing.

Whatever you do, don't persist in pestering me.

What? Dost mine ears deceive me? It sounds like you've lost heart, if not face, in front of me... Oh how the proud of fallen....

Besides, just because your favorite position is "Man on top, woman in magizine", that doesn't mean it has to be mine. Personally, I always enjoyed it more when those of a more delicate touch were with me, but of course, if you can only get your hands to accept you, I perfectly understand, and won't hold it against you.

One last thing, those boots you spoke of, do they come in size 14?

Aegis, don’t pretend like you are capable of getting your weenie wet. We both know better. I tried to pay a prostitute to relieve you of your shame, but she told me she’d rather do something less demeaning, like put bowling pins up her arse.

Now run along to bed, your teddy bears miss you. Well… not the one with the strategic hole cut into his crotch seam. He doesn’t miss you at all, and I think you’d better have him laundered soon.

It's funny, you claim to be more successful in the ways of women, and your still refering to it as a "weenie". Come on, grow up. It's called a penis! But then, the last time you probably heard what the proper name for it was, you were getting it removed in favour of your sex change. Also, if the Teddy Bear thing is the best you can come up with, I'm dissapointed. I've heard better insults come out of those poor children you introduced yourself to.

*Whine,whine* Oh, I SO wanna jump in on this. But, I shall remain a spectator.....at present

Originally posted by XxRPGerxX
*Whine,whine* Oh, I SO wanna jump in on this. But, I shall remain a spectator.....at present

Oh, come on! It's fun! He's not so tough.

Opens a beer and settles back

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Opens a beer and settles back

It's nice to know we entertain...

I just realized something. the reson Wankerly is so intent on butching people in the ways of flame, is because it hates himself. I mean, just looking at him is proof that aboriginees screw kangaroos, and the last time I saw a face that ugly, it was being wiped. In fact, I'd wager that the last time he got a piece of ass, it was only because his hand slipped through the toilet paper...

Waverly/Aegis,

You two have definitely crossed the line on what is tolerated around these forums, so I'm asking that neither of you continue posting in the direction you're heading. You've been warned.

Waverly the reason i wasn't in your court, is that i have not been there yet.
Second i haven't decided which side i am on as of yet.
I was a COMMer, but i am still thinking about it!
So what can you offer me that the COMM's can't?


And Fable what is that?
You make me sound to be a chipmunk!
Ah but he Uzi bit is true!

damn. looks like i missed all the fireworks. oh well maybe next time.

Originally posted by Alienbob
damn. looks like i missed all the fireworks. oh well maybe next time.

Don't worry man, it's bound to happen again...

Originally posted by XxRPGerxX
Stick around BS, this is when it starts to get good *Wicked grin* Unless an objection exists(though not that it would be heard or matter), I will be making the choice of background music for this little 'verbal tussle' *Locks in chosen cd<Pantera:Great Southern Trendkill>* Please, by all means continue.. *grin*

*Hands over a super glue to XxRPGerxX* here it'll make him stick longer

Originally posted by CM

But welcome amanda, yes stay away from aegis.

Aegis is harmless. He's a wimp.

Hey amada

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield


Aegis is harmless. He's a wimp.

Hey amada

Yet, the only one brave enough (aside form Nips) to take on Wankerly in a flame war...