My hermit cabin

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 11:13 pm

Why? what are you insinuating? what have you heard?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 4:08 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Gwally, sometimes I fear for your sanity.

Strange thing you say... Worrying about Shelly... I mean, Gwally, increasing his sanity level?

Surely, you don't expect anyone who lives in the SYM to have even a bit of sanity in the first place...

Do you!?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:07 am

Originally posted by Minerva

Strange thing you say... Worrying about Shelly... I mean, Gwally, increasing his sanity level?

Surely, you don't expect anyone who lives in the SYM to have even a bit of sanity in the first place...

Do you!?

What's sanity?

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 11:22 am

Sanity is that ellusive thing that everybody thinks they have but really doesn't at all. All the world's crazy but you and I and I have my doubts about you.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 1:59 pm

A stealthy figure approaches the house, quietly avoiding traps and confused men with rocks in their heads alike. With a steady hand, the proclamation is nailed to the door and the figure once again departs.

You have been charged with lewd and unbecoming conduct with animals of a furry nature. Be warned, if this action continues, you will be visited by a member of the VETA, a local branch of PETA.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 3:45 pm

Wow BS, for wanting to retire to a cabin all by your lonesome, you sure have a lot of people hanging around. Maybe you should've posted your hermitness in a Novell forum. There wouldn't be anybody to bother you there.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 4:46 pm

Notices a sign on his door. hmmmm. now what shall I do? I didn't know Gwally qualified as a furry animal.

hides all the bunny bodies and begins to whistle innocently.

@Ned, yeah, I am gonna have to retire from my cabin soon it looks like. But, still, I might as well have a few drinks before I decide. care to join me?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 4:54 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Wow BS, for wanting to retire to a cabin all by your lonesome, you sure have a lot of people hanging around. Maybe you should've posted your hermitness in a Novell forum. There wouldn't be anybody to bother you there.

That wouldn't be the network Novell would it?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 4:58 pm

That would be the only Novell I know of Sleep.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 5:34 pm

Do we get to knock on the old man's door and then run off?
Or has somebody already tried that?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 7:58 pm

@God, I'll give you a dollar if you do it. - Curdis !

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 8:21 pm

No way Jose, 2 bucks or i'm not going.

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Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 8:23 pm

**strolls up to the door after being invited in for a drink. Of course I brought a bottle of electric shine. Why, you ask???

A. I never leave home without it.
B. We don't sell much at the tavern anymore
C. It's real good
and
D. I dig the psychedic bunnies

Yes Sleep, I'm referring to Novell, half serious, half sarcastic.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 10:03 pm

O.K. *sounds of piggy bank being smashed* two bucks it is. - Curdis !

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 11:49 pm

Just to clarify: I’m not insane, I’m just very, er, emotional. I’m told that the hallucinations are perfectly normal for someone of my advanced years.

Now, can I have my wallet back, please?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 10:32 am

The Old Hermit hears the sound of a piggy bank being broken. He walks over, canes Curdis and takes the two dollars. He also takes the remains of the piggy bank and puts it in his closet, looking with great satisfation at the assorted footballs, baseballs, radio controlled airplanes he has confiscated.

He takes one of the planes out, turns it on, and flies it around the cabin, buzzing everyone who is present, cackling gleefully at the way they dive for cover.

@Gwally.....no, you can't. I never give anything back.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 12:22 pm

Lobs a frag at the cabin.

Come on BS, get yo hind back to the tavern. Besides, you're posting in too many others threads to be a hermit. If you would've called this your love shack instead of a hermit cabin, who knows who you could've wound up here with. **leaves everyone to their imagination for a list**

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 4:02 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
who knows who you could've wound up here with. **leaves everyone to their imagination for a list**

You sure that's wise?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 4:21 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

You sure that's wise?

Again I suggest something. Does insanity reflect wiseness? We know Minerva is, but is everyone else wise? Or am I just rambling...

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 7:25 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
The Old Hermit hears the sound of a piggy bank being broken. He walks over, canes Curdis and takes the two dollars. He also takes the remains of the piggy bank and puts it in his closet

*Sitting behind a tree across the road when struck across the nose with a heavy oaken cane*

Wwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa Mummy Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa I've been saving that from my tooth fairy money forever Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa.

*Runs towards what he thinks is home, but blood and tears are obstructing his vision considerably, hear a clink as a Fragmentation Grenade lands next to him*
BOOM

Nooooooooooo........................

Hello Gods I hope the nasty man is sorry for killing me.- Curdis !