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Why? what are you insinuating? what have you heard?

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Gwally, sometimes I fear for your sanity.

Strange thing you say... Worrying about Shelly... I mean, Gwally, increasing his sanity level?

Surely, you don't expect anyone who lives in the SYM to have even a bit of sanity in the first place...

Do you!?

Originally posted by Minerva


Strange thing you say... Worrying about Shelly... I mean, Gwally, increasing his sanity level?

Surely, you don't expect anyone who lives in the SYM to have even a bit of sanity in the first place...

Do you!?

What's sanity?

Sanity is that ellusive thing that everybody thinks they have but really doesn't at all. All the world's crazy but you and I and I have my doubts about you.

A stealthy figure approaches the house, quietly avoiding traps and confused men with rocks in their heads alike. With a steady hand, the proclamation is nailed to the door and the figure once again departs.

You have been charged with lewd and unbecoming conduct with animals of a furry nature. Be warned, if this action continues, you will be visited by a member of the VETA, a local branch of PETA.

Wow BS, for wanting to retire to a cabin all by your lonesome, you sure have a lot of people hanging around. Maybe you should've posted your hermitness in a Novell forum. There wouldn't be anybody to bother you there.

Notices a sign on his door. hmmmm. now what shall I do? I didn't know Gwally qualified as a furry animal.

hides all the bunny bodies and begins to whistle innocently.

@Ned, yeah, I am gonna have to retire from my cabin soon it looks like. But, still, I might as well have a few drinks before I decide. care to join me?

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Wow BS, for wanting to retire to a cabin all by your lonesome, you sure have a lot of people hanging around. Maybe you should've posted your hermitness in a Novell forum. There wouldn't be anybody to bother you there.

That wouldn't be the network Novell would it?

That would be the only Novell I know of Sleep.

Do we get to knock on the old man's door and then run off?
Or has somebody already tried that?

@God, I'll give you a dollar if you do it. - Curdis !

No way Jose, 2 bucks or i'm not going.






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**strolls up to the door after being invited in for a drink. Of course I brought a bottle of electric shine. Why, you ask???

A. I never leave home without it.
B. We don't sell much at the tavern anymore
C. It's real good
and
D. I dig the psychedic bunnies

Yes Sleep, I'm referring to Novell, half serious, half sarcastic.

O.K. *sounds of piggy bank being smashed* two bucks it is. - Curdis !

Just to clarify: I’m not insane, I’m just very, er, emotional. I’m told that the hallucinations are perfectly normal for someone of my advanced years.

Now, can I have my wallet back, please?

The Old Hermit hears the sound of a piggy bank being broken. He walks over, canes Curdis and takes the two dollars. He also takes the remains of the piggy bank and puts it in his closet, looking with great satisfation at the assorted footballs, baseballs, radio controlled airplanes he has confiscated.

He takes one of the planes out, turns it on, and flies it around the cabin, buzzing everyone who is present, cackling gleefully at the way they dive for cover.

@Gwally.....no, you can't. I never give anything back.

Lobs a frag at the cabin.

Come on BS, get yo hind back to the tavern. Besides, you're posting in too many others threads to be a hermit. If you would've called this your love shack instead of a hermit cabin, who knows who you could've wound up here with. **leaves everyone to their imagination for a list**

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
who knows who you could've wound up here with. **leaves everyone to their imagination for a list**

You sure that's wise?

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn



You sure that's wise?

Again I suggest something. Does insanity reflect wiseness? We know Minerva is, but is everyone else wise? Or am I just rambling...

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
The Old Hermit hears the sound of a piggy bank being broken. He walks over, canes Curdis and takes the two dollars. He also takes the remains of the piggy bank and puts it in his closet

*Sitting behind a tree across the road when struck across the nose with a heavy oaken cane*

Wwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa Mummy Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa I've been saving that from my tooth fairy money forever Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa.

*Runs towards what he thinks is home, but blood and tears are obstructing his vision considerably, hear a clink as a Fragmentation Grenade lands next to him*
BOOM

Nooooooooooo........................

Hello Gods I hope the nasty man is sorry for killing me.- Curdis !