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You have?! Please, do call me Asty!Originally posted by T'lainya
I always had a soft spot for evil
It's always been one of my weaknesses AstyOriginally posted by Astafas
You have?! Please, do call me Asty!
I've heard that one as a blonde joke.Originally posted by Beldin
@astafas - Sorry, but I can't stop meself. I tried ! Honestly !
It seems I'm on a rampage here...
I hope you can forgive me...
Here we go:
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The
first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of
sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and
said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
No worries,
Beldin
Originally posted by Astafas
OMG! It's me, isn't it!? I'm outta here! *running towards forest to live like Robin Hood for rest of life (which would be very short, should CE ever get her hands on me)*
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.
What - it seems our Great Mod T' has taken a liking in the little vampire gerbilposted by T'
It's always been one of my weaknesses Asty
Very well T' since Astafas obviously can perform his duties without a brain, what about a fair share? I take the brain, you take the rest ROFLposted by Moleman
Bollocks! That kind of talk is from horses arse! Freudian psycho-analysis is nothing butt a nuisance to ordinary, healthy people such ass myself. Doctor's should be proactive instead of analysing people's problems afterwards - hindsight is always 20/20.
Oh, I wish I could have hired you as a stand-up comedian at the graduation dinner Originally posted by C Elegans
ROFL
Sorry, I only do weddings and Bar Mitzvah's..... What - it seems our Great Mod T' has taken a liking in the little vampire gerbil Very well T' since Astafas obviously can perform his duties without a brain, what about a fair share? I take the brain, you take the rest
Maybe we can work out a compromise Well, I do indeed like you both...Originally posted by T'lainya
Maybe we can work out a compromise
Evil and agreeable?Originally posted by Astafas
Well, I do indeed like you both...
What an intriguing combination Don't hesitate to explore all advantages.. I can *almost* garantee I won't bite you.Originally posted by T'lainya
Evil and agreeable?
DratOriginally posted by Astafas
Don't hesitate to explore all advantages.. I can *almost* garantee I won't bite you.
oh you said almost I could of course take a bite or two, should you ask for it...Originally posted by T'lainya
Drat
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on
the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for
man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by
several remarks, mostly com traffic between him, the other
astronauts and Mission Control.
Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the
enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA
thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet
Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in
either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what
the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong
always just smiled. On July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL, while
answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up
the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally
responded.
Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he
could answer the question. When he was a kid, he was playing
baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly
ball which landed outside his neighbor's bedroom window.
His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to
pickup the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting
at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? You want oral sex? You'll get oral
sex when the kid next door walks on the moon."
True story.
Thats so polite of youOriginally posted by Astafas
I could of course take a bite or two, should you ask for it...
CE you don't need too much of the brain do you??Unfortunately it's an urban legend, still a very sweet and funny one just like the radio show oneOriginally posted by Moleman
Again, not really a joke but an anecdote. This time it really should be a true story...
For the status of the story as an urban legend, follow this link:This is of course a question of whether we think Astafas evil is spread in his entire system, or localized to the brain. Also, I'm not sure whether he's more entertaining to you with or without brainposted by T'
Hmm interesting but if you take the brain, he becomes anautmoton and loses that lovely evil streak Maybe we can work out a compromise
But I do think I only need his neocortex, and that won't make any difference to you since he lack higher functions anywayI've got a feeling I don't get the respect due a highly intelligent and entirely evil supposed vampire...Originally posted by C Elegans
This is of course a question of whether we think Astafas evil is spread in his entire system, or localized to the brain. Also, I'm not sure whether he's more entertaining to you with or without brain
What do you mean with radio show one beeing an urban legend? I wasn't aware of that...Originally posted by C Elegans
Unfortunately it's an urban legend, still a very sweet and funny one just like the radio show one For the status of the story as an urban legend, follow this link:
http://www.snopes2.com/quotes/mrgorsky.htm