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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:38 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by Waverly
Viv, together I'm sure you and I can think of a way to twart the evil eraser monsters. ;)

Grunt, your impotence has saved many a kitten.
Grunt's impotent? Whew, that makes me feel better :)

Well..as to your offer...that depends. Is it just masturbation that does this, or bad sex in general?

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:44 pm
by Ned Flanders
QUOTE]by Viv That wasn't Bruce Lee, that was my impression of Buffy the Vampire Slayer [/QUOTE]

Well, indeed, if the producers of Buffy saw your work, Sarah Michelle Gellar would be out of a job.[

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:06 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
QUOTE]by Viv That wasn't Bruce Lee, that was my impression of Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Well, indeed, if the producers of Buffy saw your work, Sarah Michelle Gellar would be out of a job.[
[/QUOTE]

Not out of a job, I'd replace her red-headed slightly lesbian witchcrafty side kick. :D

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:11 pm
by Ned Flanders
You'd settle for a supporting role. How modest and humble.

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:16 pm
by CM
What damn buffy changed since i stopped watching it like 3 years ago.
I got to watch it now, but tehy don't show it here!
God damn these swiss.

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:18 pm
by Gwalchmai
Aw, Ned! I figured you would have taken Viv's response and run with it! Instead you just sucked up to her. I'm disappointed. :p

Viv: Replace Willow? Never! I don't care how cute you are, how red-headed, how much you like witchcraft, or how enticing the idea of seeing you and Buffy together on the big screen, you'll never replace my Willow! Now, if you wanted to replace that irritating 'sister' and possibly start a little thing with you and Willow and Buffy, well that's a different matter..... :D

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:21 pm
by CM
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Aw, Ned! I figured you would have taken Viv's response and run with it! Instead you just sucked up to her. I'm disappointed. :p

Viv: Replace Willow? Never! I don't care how cute you are, how red-headed, how much you like witchcraft, or how enticing the idea of seeing you and Buffy together on the big screen, you'll never replace my Willow! Now, if you wanted to replace that irritating 'sister' and possibly start a little thing with you and Willow and Buffy, well that's a different matter..... :D
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: *calls the swiss cable network to complain why the heck they don't have buffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:27 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Aw, Ned! I figured you would have taken Viv's response and run with it! Instead you just sucked up to her. I'm disappointed. :p

Viv: Replace Willow? Never! I don't care how cute you are, how red-headed, how much you like witchcraft, or how enticing the idea of seeing you and Buffy together on the big screen, you'll never replace my Willow! Now, if you wanted to replace that irritating 'sister' and possibly start a little thing with you and Willow and Buffy, well that's a different matter..... :D
ROFL!!! :D Thinking this through, I don't think 'Buffy' would be allowed on normal t.v. after SYM got through with it! :D

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:37 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Vivien
[well..as to your offer...that depends. Is it just masturbation that does this, or bad sex in general?
You are bad at it? Ye Gods! Is there no justice in the world? :(

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:40 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by Waverly


You are bad at it? Ye Gods! Is there no justice in the world? :(
ROFL!!! I think *I* am not able to say if I am bad or good at it, being a chaste and innocent woman. *keeps a straight face*

It was a rhetorical question. :)

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:43 pm
by CM
Damn that would be allowed in switzerland!!!! :D :D
*dials the swiss govt and gets stuck on hold*
I am sitting here until they get this on swiss tv!

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:12 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Vivien
I'll take down whoever I have to, to save a kitten! :D
I'll help. 'tis a horrid thing that all these men want to kill kittens. :( :mad: :p

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 4:21 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn


I'll help. 'tis a horrid thing that all these men want to kill kittens. :( :mad: :p
So far, we have mainly Gruntboy actually wanting to kill them...though there are reports that this is a futile endeavor on his part due to his...anatomy... ;)

*ahem*

However, I have compiled a watch list due to admissions in this very thread:

D.O.R.K.s
(Delinquents Organized for the Removal of Kittens)

Bloodstalker: Admits to having killed kittens during postings here on SYM. This is both frightening and possibly true. Close watching will be necessary.

Weasel: His 'special' gift enables him to kill kittens and other animals apparently at will. Proceed with caution, do not approach.

AbysmalNature: His name alone has put him on this list, regardless of his comments :D

Stilgar: He seems repentant, maybe a self help group will help him as opposed to the violent measures needed for the others?

Aragorn Retruns: The most frightening of all. He 'thinks of kittens' one can only assume for foul purposes.

End Trans.

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 4:24 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Then God must have killed a lot of kittens in my case. :D
NOt really.

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 5:42 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Vivien


So far, we have mainly Gruntboy actually wanting to kill them...though there are reports that this is a futile endeavor on his part due to his...anatomy... ;)

*ahem*

However, I have compiled a watch list due to admissions in this very thread:

D.O.R.K.s
(Delinquents Organized for the Removal of Kittens)

Bloodstalker: Admits to having killed kittens during postings here on SYM. This is both frightening and possibly true. Close watching will be necessary.

Weasel: His 'special' gift enables him to kill kittens and other animals apparently at will. Proceed with caution, do not approach.

AbysmalNature: His name alone has put him on this list, regardless of his comments :D

Stilgar: He seems repentant, maybe a self help group will help him as opposed to the violent measures needed for the others?

Aragorn Retruns: The most frightening of all. He 'thinks of kittens' one can only assume for foul purposes.

End Trans.
Good thing I won't be put on that list! :D

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 6:56 pm
by Weasel
Gillette, 12 hour protection
Originally posted by Vivien




D.O.R.K.s
(Delinquents Organized for the Removal of Kittens)



Weasel: Proceed with caution, do not approach.

I knew my deodorant wasn't working today. :eek:

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 7:02 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Vivien


So far, we have mainly Gruntboy actually wanting to kill them...though there are reports that this is a futile endeavor on his part due to his...anatomy... ;)

*ahem*

However, I have compiled a watch list due to admissions in this very thread:

D.O.R.K.s
(Delinquents Organized for the Removal of Kittens)

Bloodstalker: Admits to having killed kittens during postings here on SYM. This is both frightening and possibly true. Close watching will be necessary.

Weasel: His 'special' gift enables him to kill kittens and other animals apparently at will. Proceed with caution, do not approach.

AbysmalNature: His name alone has put him on this list, regardless of his comments :D

Stilgar: He seems repentant, maybe a self help group will help him as opposed to the violent measures needed for the others?

Aragorn Retruns: The most frightening of all. He 'thinks of kittens' one can only assume for foul purposes.

End Trans.
Trans recieved. :cool:

*makes a copy of the list and files it away*

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 7:11 pm
by Bloodstalker
Posted by Viv.......Do men like being beaten and dominated


Yeah, but usually we have to pay a pretty penny for treatment like that :D

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 7:40 pm
by leedogg
It is good to know that youcan always come back home...and nothing change at all! :D

Guess I've killed a few kitties in my days. :eek:

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:41 pm
by Obsidian
Trust SYM to take a mundane topic like kitten killing and turn it into a topic full of sexual rhetoric.
Sorry to dash your hopes guys, but note how Viv wants the slightly lesbian part on buffy?

Count me in on saving kittens! I have 3!
If any of you come near them, oh my what a might vengeance I should reap!!