Guidebook for Weasels

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun May 05, 2002 10:06 am

It wasn't KidD...

Originally posted by Georgi
Sounds like you're having an effect after all, KidD

...it's T'lainya's fault.

Eversince she whipped me (@BS, die with envy!

) with her flaming whip!

Check out Kayless' Thread of Many Faces...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun May 05, 2002 10:15 am

Re: It wasn't KidD...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...it's T'lainya's fault. Eversince she whipped me with her flaming whip!

Check out Kayless' Thread of Many Faces...

YESS ! The DARKSPAM "Flaming Whip"(TM) trick is actually taking its effect. And soon you shall serve your Lord Darth Weasel obediently

<EDIT>@Georgi : It wasn't me ! (in Shaggys singing style

)

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun May 05, 2002 10:45 am

Actually it was my Moderators whip of behavior modification+5

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun May 05, 2002 11:01 am

Originally posted by T'lainya
Actually it was my Moderators whip of behavior modification+5

That'll scare them all right...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun May 05, 2002 11:04 am

Originally posted by T'lainya
Actually it was my Moderators whip of behavior modification+5

Name it what you like but it's the force of DARKSPAM(TM) that you used on the whip

Hiya Minerva !

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun May 05, 2002 4:04 pm

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your arcane ritual, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

Dunno about the last phrase, any 'll do....

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun May 05, 2002 10:49 pm

I smell some conspiracy here...

Originally posted by KidD01

Name it what you like but it's the force of DARKSPAM(TM) that you used on the whip

Hiya Minerva !

...can you smell what KidD and T's been cooking?

Must be Foul-smelling...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon May 06, 2002 6:36 am

Re: I smell some conspiracy here...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...can you smell what KidD and T's been cooking? <SNIP>

I smell jealousy in the air

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 06, 2002 1:30 pm

Hah! Beware the whip!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon May 06, 2002 9:46 pm

Hope you are Foul-resistant...

Originally posted by KidD01

I smell jealousy in the air

...coz I'm beginning to get some oracle vision of flames burning you to smithereens...

@T': Now THAT's the real you!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue May 07, 2002 12:20 am

I'd always envisioned an iron fist, or at least a gauntlet...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue May 07, 2002 12:33 am

Originally posted by T'lainya
Hah! Beware the whip!

I wonder which one is will make it to your location first, Foul or Waverly. How many wrecks will they cause on the way there as well.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue May 07, 2002 8:12 am

Originally posted by Weasel
I wonder which one is will make it to your location first, Foul or Waverly. How many wrecks will they cause on the way there as well.

LOL It doesn't matter since the whip is at hand

@ Mahar was there ever any doubt

@ Ode No iron fist just bracers

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue May 07, 2002 10:45 am

Re: Hope you are Foul-resistant...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...coz I'm beginning to get some oracle vision of flames burning you to smithereens...

@Mh : Just admit you're jealous

Foul and I have a certain.....uhm.....arrangement for this one, you might say I substitute him for the time being

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue May 07, 2002 1:08 pm

Re: Re: Hope you are Foul-resistant...

Originally posted by KidD01

@Mh : Just admit you're jealous Foul and I have a certain.....uhm.....arrangement for this one, you might say I substitute him for the time being

Substitute for Foul doing what?!?

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:13 pm

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize New York. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

(Brilliant *lol*) fun fun fun!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri May 10, 2002 11:31 am

Re: Re: Re: Hope you are Foul-resistant...

Originally posted by T'lainya
Substitute for Foul doing what?!?

Lainy, You know I'm not the "Kiss and Tell" Type

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 10, 2002 2:24 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hope you are Foul-resistant...

Originally posted by KidD01

Lainy, You know I'm not the "Kiss and Tell" Type

You're kissing Foul?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 10, 2002 4:58 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

You're kissing Foul?

That's even more frightening image than your whip...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 10, 2002 6:37 pm

@ Minerva

Which whip picture?