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I cannot be blamed for the poor accomodation,

you been talking to Weasel ain't you

The next one better be good. AND free

[commentator voice]Laaaadies aaan gentlemeeeen, welcome to the rebuilt SYM Arena for the upcoming rematch between the COMMunicator and E-man [size=0](tickets for the last match still valid)[/size]!

Here’s how it works: the competitors will face each other off on the arena floor in a Flaming/Wrestling contest in a total of 6 rounds over a period of 2 weeks (on Mo, Wed and Fri). Each round, each competitor is entitled to 10 posts. The competitors will take alternate turns in starting each round. Each round will take place between 9 AM and 5 PM CET. Between each round, a link to the past round will be posted in the voting thread, where members of SYM will get to vote for whom they feel won that round (be sure to read the rules in the voting thread, before voting). In the end, all votes will be totaled to decide who won the Fight of the Century.

To make matters more interesting, there will also be a gambling thread, where the odds change each round according to the votes.

That’s enough talk – let’s bring it on![/commentator voice] ** bell rings and the crowd starts cheering to support their favorite **

Post 1 of the COMMunicator

Enters the ring to the applause, only to realize it is all recorded and the stadium is empty....but that doesnt stop him, E-man needs to suffer for all the tea he has spiked. Fas jumps into the ring awaiting his oppnent and shouts "Come out here and fight me you sewer sniffing slimeball"

** Eerhardt gets up to the arena, looses the coat and shouts to Fas ** bring it on, Cuddle Man - let's see what you've got! ** the contestants touch gloves after the referee explained the rules and the bell rings **

**settles in the corner of the ring and prepares the refreshments for the fighters**Spiked with Shine of course!

Go E-Man, GOOOOO !!!!!

**The Crowd cheers**


No worries,

Beldin

*Doubt 67% + Suspicious 24% + Amazement 8% (to realise the two guys still willing to embarrass themselves yet again) look*

Are you going to pay us to see this, boys? Mmmm...?

Originally posted by Minerva

Are you going to pay us to see this, boys? Mmmm...?

I don't think so, Minnie, but you're free to sign up for the next fight - the "Battle Royal" of "COMMies" vs. "Rolling C. Thunder"

No worries,

Beldin

**offers Minnie a drink**

Post 2 of the COMMunicator

@Minerva your old tickets are valid, so you have already paid and might as well watch.

"E-man i suggest you give up now for you will be crushed" With that CM attacks with a savage right which connects directly with E-mans chin, sending him reeling against the ropes

post number 2 for me too...

You don't frighten me, you COMMie pig-dog - ** slightly dazed E-man bounces off the ropes, quickly recuperates, accelerates his pace and storms headfirst towards the COMMunicator, hitting him in the stomach and dropping him on the arena floor ** @Minerva: like Beldin said, enjoy the fight, but if you want, I'm sure we can discuss payment over at the Rolling Thunder between rounds

Post 3 of the COMMunicator

*Falling to the floor, Fas quickly kicks e-man in the stomach, making him double over, where Fas quickly smashes an upper hook, knocking e-man on his back.* "Pig dog? Well thats nothing to your dark secret of being George Bushs Love Child with Margret Thatcher!!!!!!!!

Re: Post 3 of the COMMunicator

Originally posted by CM
dark secret of being George Bushs Love Child with Margret Thatcher!!!!!!!!

Ouch !

**Beldin doubles over outside the ropes - apparently in pain**

That was LOW !

**starts booo-ing in CM's direction and opens a can of Heineken to relieve the cerebral pain from such cruel insults**

Re: Re: Post 3 of the COMMunicator

Originally posted by Beldin


Ouch !

**Beldin doubles over outside the ropes - apparently in pain**

That was LOW !

**starts booo-ing in CM's direction and opens a can of Heineken to relieve the cerebral pain from such cruel insults**

Now you telling me that E-man cant handle such an insult? Are you implying i should be soft on him? I think not. If he is man enough to get into the ring, he is man enough to take the insults of course, if you think he is not capable of such that is a different story

post n°3

** with a foot sweep, E-man makes the COMMunicator fall backwards ** Thanks, Cloning Mistake; you been givin' Margie some sweet lovin' then ? ** E-man grabs the COMMunicator's legs and starts spinning him around faster and faster. At 2 G, he lets him go **

Re: Re: Re: Post 3 of the COMMunicator

Originally posted by CM


Now you telling me that E-man cant handle such an insult? Are you implying i should be soft on him? I think not. If he is man enough to get into the ring, he is man enough to take the insults of course, if you think he is not capable of such that is a different story

I was talking about MYSELF....I'm an innocent bystander - being hurt...

**offers CM and E-man refreshments**

Post 4 of the COMMunicator

*while spinning CM says: Yeah, just dont tell Ned Flanders or Homer Simpson, but that Marge is one hot woman , being let go, CM crashes straight into a stack of chairs that are empty. Grabbing a chair, Fas climbs back into the ring, slams the chair on E-mans head and sits on the chair while Beldin offers the drinks*

err...does this count as a fight post or a spam post?

Post n°4

** E-man slides from under the chair, while the COMMunicator is becoming noticably more drunk and tips over ** Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! ** E-man performs an elbow-drop on the COMMunicator's chest **

Post 5 of the COMMunicator

*Unknown to E-man, Fas has never actually taken any refreshments yet and is only acting drunk to throw his oppoent off track. As E-man goes for a elbow to the chest, Fas moves out of the way, and climbs on this E-man as he is down and locks in the Four leaf Clover, a submission move* Now try this on for size you tea drinking slurr. Dusty told me all about the fake shine and stuff you drink

post n°5 - halfway the first round

** as E-man is down, he swings his right leg up, hitting the COMMunicator in the back of his head. The hollow *THUD* suggests a very large cavity inside ** So you been spanking our monkey again , Monsieur Cuddle Man, who has the brain of a duck! ** E-man kicks the COMMunicator in the back of the head a second time, who in turn releases his grip. E-man tosses Fas off of him and holds him in a deadlock with both his legs as Fas' face slowly turns purple **

Post 6

Just for some info e-man, the four leaf clovers ties up your legs with mine, so that i can apply pressure on your legs with mine. Anyway forget it

Loosing his strenght and consciousness, Fas slams both of his fists to where e-mans kidneys are, which takes the pressure of the deadlock and fas bounds out of the way and in the corner to rest. "come and get me poopy breath"

Number 6

If you're going to do a "special move" you're going to have to do better than your Four leaf Clover, COMMunicator ** takes a second to recuperate, as the COMMunicator's face turns pale again ** Ah, well, purple wasn't your colour anyway... I figure yours is yellow ** pulls Fas out of the corner, straps both his arms around the COMMunicator's and headbutts him a couple of times before letting go **