The Bohemian Bunkhouse

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:18 pm

Re: Re: Re: The Bohemian Bunkhouse

Originally posted by Kameleon
*looks at card*...Weasel made this for you huh? I don't know how well that'll go down here, it being a Weasel-free establishment and all

Weasel ??? You say this signature is Weasels ? You must know that this signature of authority was Buckys. And the card only issued to 10 persons only....for now

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:21 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Bohemian Bunkhouse

Originally posted by KidD01
Weasel ??? You say this signature is Weasels ? You must know that this signature of authority was Buckys. And the card only issued to 10 persons only....for now

Hmm, looks like a cheap fake to me. You must have noticed, surely you weren't taken in!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:25 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Bohemian Bunkhouse

Originally posted by Kameleon
Hmm, looks like a cheap fake to me. You must have noticed, surely you weren't taken in!

Perhaps I should file a complain to Bucky about this platinum card then

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:32 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Bohemian Bunkhouse

Originally posted by KidD01
Perhaps I should file a complain to Bucky about this platinum card then

Perhaps you should, but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't know anything about it

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:40 pm

*Whispers to Weasel* The Platinum Card scam has been thwarted ! Process with plan J677774 !

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:47 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
*Whispers to Weasel* The Platinum Card scam has been thwarted ! Process with plan J677774 !

Oh crap, now I'm for it. Just don't tell me that the Pantless Marines are involved and I'll give in quietly

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 4:21 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
No thanx DW, I only use saltpeter to sober up (next to never)
What about some physical therapy?

Like an ice-cold shower perhaps?

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 5:39 pm

Great thread idea @DW

So is the quality of the drinks awarded directly proportional to the wittiness and eruditity of the conversation made? Just how clever would I need to be to get, say, a half of Kronenbourg?

Anyway, I think we should play a game - and one that is always likely to bring about witty reparte (*notes down in Catalogue of Cliche* - is there any other type of reparte?) We have to pick a trashy pulp film, book, TV show, single or whatever, and assign it deliberately to someone else, who then has to make a convincing artistic critique of the piece, telling us what it signifies, what complexly self-referential visual metaphors and bitingly ironic cinematic conventions etc are employed, and if possible, why all other art-crits are cretins for not appreciating it.

Someone else can start

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 6:40 pm

Originally posted by frogus
We have to pick a trashy pulp film, book, TV show, single or whatever, and assign it deliberately to someone else, who then has to make a convincing artistic critique of the piece, telling us what it signifies, what complexly self-referential visual metaphors and bitingly ironic cinematic conventions etc are employed, and if possible, why all other art-crits are cretins for not appreciating it.

You mean like Morlock does in the movie review thread? Oh, that was mean of me. slaps herself on the cheek Bad girl, bad, bad, bad CE

You mean like Pat Bateman in American Psycho does? Have you read it, the parts about Phil Collins and Whitney Houston are hillarious

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 6:43 pm

@CE If I had an immature mind, I would probably say something stupid about your first comment, but I am above that

However, are you playing the game with that second comment?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 7:06 pm

@Tyb: No, I'm absolutely not playing yet, I have no wits at all - haven't had any for a couple of days. I don't know what is wrong, it must be the combination of the heat and Warcraft 3

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 7:12 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
@Tyb: No, I'm absolutely not playing yet, I have no wits at all - haven't had any for a couple of days. I don't know what is wrong, it must be the combination of the heat and Warcraft 3

Its hot in Sweeden too? Over here in MA, its been about 97 degrees F, which is ??? C-I dont remember the formula!

and about 99% humidity. Its bad, fortunetly, I can take the heat. I am almost cold blooded as, I can take heat up to105 degrees F without too much problem and can go to about freezing without hardly noticing that its cold out.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 7:22 pm

@Tyb: 97F is about 36C...it's not as hot here, but is has been close to that.

The formula is:

F = (C x 1.8) + 32

C = (F - 32) / 1.8

Not very good for swift calculations in your head, but I usually count very roughly like ´

10C = 50F
20C = a little less than 70F
30C = 85F

Physically, I take heat very well...but my intellect seems to malfunction - or maybe it is just that I can't concentrate because I don't like to sit inside.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 8:00 pm

Brainiac

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 8:03 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Brainiac

This was supposed to be the intellectual tavern but the moment you and I stepped in, DW's plan failed

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 8:07 pm

It takes great intelligence to appear this ignorant

Besides, it's not my fault you followed me in here

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 8:08 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
It takes great intelligence to appear this ignorant

Besides, it's not my fault you followed me in here

Youre kidding, right? That bear of yours looked at me strange at AC's bar so I ran here.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 8:12 pm

Did you forget to send Buzzy flowers and a thank you card for your "special evening" together?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 8:14 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Did you forget to send Buzzy flowers and a thank you card for your "special evening" together?

I think Buzzy liked my blood and a good ol' classic mauling last night a bit more than flowers and a card....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 8:17 pm

So, you into THAT kind of thing huh?