Originally posted by dragon wench I have actually done this once.. the results (the expression on the clerk's face I mean...of course... ) were decidely gratifying....
btw..I was LMAO at your suggestions of "getting WET"
LMAO..I can just imagine . ..
*DW to Sale's clerk:*
.."Ermmm Excuse me Sir...could you tell me how this works?.Or better yet, Would you care to demostrate? "
*Giggle*
Yea, I just love SCUBA diving
Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde) The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong
@Scayde
Well in this case the clerk was female and rather uptight...the sort who looked in dire need of a really efficient laxative....
When I first walked into the place she gave me a haughty look over (I was not dressed *that* badly )...so my evil imp took possession of me...... *wicked giggle*
Upon my query she visibly blanched and informed me they sold no such thing... I replied that they should consider it...widen or expand their markets as it were...
Spoiler
testingtest12
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Spoiler
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.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
96 Speak only song titles for 30 minutes
97 Bowl using frozen chickens
98 Watch Bowl week on ESPN, and ESPN2.
99 Speakonlyind[color=sky blue]f[/color]ferentcolors
100 Do skits from "Whose Line is it Anyway" with family and/or friends
101 Find the correlation coeffient between the stock market and number of people who fall down on an icy side walk in one day.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Originally posted by KidD01 83. Print ALL politic threads on SYM then read them in bed
Doesn't everyone do this? I'm fine thanks for asking - your good self? (I am posting this from my house -'shack' - Solar power, lap top and half a kilometer of phone cable!)
@Bloodstalker - try counting all the knots in a string bikini.
102 - Counting all the knots in a string bikini.
103 - rig a US presidential election (not original but...)
104 - arrange a girls/boys night out and have the lucky door prize be a frozen chicken (hint it is the start of the night and that chicken ain't getting any more frozen.
Curdis
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Making a reappearance for those who have a sig even longer
[quote="Dilbert]That's about the stupidest thing I've ever heard[/quote]
[quote=Waverly]You all suck donkeys[/quote]
[quote={deleted after legal threats}]I am so not a drama queen![/quote"]
Originally posted by Scayde LMAO.@ Taco and DW.......
LOL..@Taco you may want to take a fair warning....
a peek inside DW's mind may leave you forever in an altered state......*giggle*
Mmmm
107. Read "History Laid Bare"
108. Try to reinact your favorite chapters in "History Laid Bare"
109. Arrange the reenactment for this evening.
110. Already familiar with what's in DW's mind, imagine what she'll depict.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
