The SYM Chalkboard gag - related SPAM, pls :)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:48 am

"I am game for just about anything as long as Gwally doesn't turn me back into a sheep.......I am still having a hard time not wanting to go about jumping fences" Scayde

"I shall merely have to become more secretive in my activities." BS

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:44 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I just locked an open door, strange but symbolically compelling. I think that was it anyway.

Thank you, Kind Sir !

@ All : Thanks for more submissions ! Keep'em coming

I've revamped the chalkboard page into dual board. Try be nice with the lady by the chalkboard there

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 9:26 pm

"WaaaaaHhhhh Wahhhh *tears and crying" - RandomThug
"Why don't you do us all a favor, and destroy Star Wars and Star Trek at the same time?" -fable
"A fantastic idea. I am with Thug, Kill Christmas." -Mr. Sleep
"No more, nice warm soup, no good without crackers. Crackers eaten by millions of parrots." -Bloodstalker
"I think if we all calm down, and just shoot the birds, we'll all feel a lot better." -fable
"Parrots? Where?" -Kayless
"Great, now a parrot is trying to come onto me" -Bloodstalker
"What do your marine buddies do.....ream each others barrels??" -Osiris
"Going to kill christmas... and birds..." -RandomThug
"Many species do do strange things with their offspring." -Tybaltus
"I mean I look outside and see squirrels, and they just dont care, as long as they get some." -Tybaltus
"Look all we need to do is ask Mcbane if mice like it both ways." -RandomThug

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:14 pm

Hey, Triggs, told ya I'm gonna do it...

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Id just like to give everyone the relief that I havent touched wax in a good month now.

...it will take some time before this one gets buried in spam.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:08 am

Just to show that the world hasn't always been kind to Fas

Fighting off allegations...

Originally posted by CM
Whoa excuse me but who drove the truck?
Tammy.
Who asked for the monkey to be dealt with?
Tammy.
Who let me tie up the monkey?
Tammy and kam both slurrs.
Who let me shoot out the RT?
Tammy and Kam both slurrs.
Who turned the RT on its back?
Kam.
Who was afraid of the dog?
Tammy.
Who said nothing when i dealt with the two mutts?
Tammy and Kam.

Who is to blame for all that was done.
Yes you guessed it Tammy and Kam.
Slurrs.
I am innocent

Showing the slightest hint of possible anger issues...

Originally posted by CM
*in retribution of spiking his tea, Fas in a fit of drunk rage de-shines the enter mac truck. Destorying every single drop of alcohol and the machinary as well. Leaving it sparkling clean with a new coat of paint, but not a single drop of liqour. The labs are toast, the gunner booth is now without a gun*

The less said about this one the better

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Averts eyes and hands Fas an overcoat**
Nothing happened, the fact that you've woken up in a strange place completely naked wearing that policeman's hat and next to that traffic-cone are just coincidental.

That will do for now

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 10:37 am

Heh. Better catch some quotes before they go into oblivion.

Originally posted by Kameleon
I woukd give so many examples - but perhaps not a good idea (w00t! spellchecking works even when drunk )

EDIT-missing letter in a word.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jan 23, 2003 2:12 pm

"It's because, surprisingly, more than 25% of my posts actually have a good meaning, I think...." - Tybaltus

"I wouldn't mind being lumped with Ty and BS, they seem like genuine gentlemen." - thaGforce

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 8:39 am

Scayde : *giggle*....I seem to remember BS *HUG*'d you; CM : Do you have to remind me? I took a bath 77 times to get rid of the icky feeling, and then got a card from BS said he was missing me

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 4:35 pm

"I wouldn't mind being lumped with Ty and BS, they seem like genuine gentlemen." - thaGforce

LMAO

Scayde : *giggle*....I seem to remember BS *HUG*'d you; CM : Do you have to remind me? I took a bath 77 times to get rid of the icky feeling, and then got a card from BS said he was missing me

I will never hug Fas again...the nonstop flood of nude pictures I recieved from him in the shower has traumatized me greatly

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 5:15 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
LMAO

I will never hug Fas again...the nonstop flood of nude pictures I recieved from him in the shower has traumatized me greatly

Oh we simply have to save this one

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 5:18 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I will never hug Fas again...the nonstop flood of nude pictures I recieved from him in the shower has traumatized me greatly

You should have considered this, before you sent him those pictures of you in that leather outfit.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 4:13 am

Originally posted by Bloodmist
You should have considered this, before you sent him those pictures of you in that leather outfit.

What pictures? Having fantasies also are you? I must be irresistable

But, sorry, I don't date within my own gender

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 5:32 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
What pictures? Having fantasies also are you? I must be irresistable But, sorry, I don't date within my own gender

I wonder where Bobby fits in.........

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:39 am

"On my honor as a slumming Babylonian god. Would I lie to you?" fable

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:23 pm

Tybaltus : Yes. I am pretty easy to look at. Like eye candy; BloodMist : Let me lick you

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:34 pm

In response to Bloodmist, here is a classic...

...from our favorite parrot.

Originally posted by Tybaltus
What do you think I am? The KFC Colonel? I aint finger licking good! Not in my opinion anyway....Hrm....why does everyone want to taste me!

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:17 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
I wonder where Bobby fits in.........

*whacks him with one of the numerous bougets of roses she recieved from him*

Don't you EVER mention that name again!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:46 pm

Who is this Bobby? And why is he always mentioned by Bloodstalker and Kid???

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:48 pm

Originally posted by The Z
Who is this Bobby? And why is he always mentioned by Bloodstalker and Kid???

Some topics are best just left alone...

...If you know what's good for you.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:50 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Some topics are best just left alone...

...If you know what's good for you.

I know what's good for me. But I'm a curious lad.....