Chan's plans disclosed

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 4:23 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
But...but...not even once? For me?

Oh.....all right.......just once

Jeesh, the things you talk me into

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:59 am

@Scayde: You are so very, very understanding. Yet another reason why I love you.

Awright, it's been quite a while since I revealed my plans here. Might as well let the rest of the worms out of the can.

Okay, so it's no secret now that I am on the path to be a Bounty Hunter. Everyone knows it, so there's no point in omitting that fact from my little journal here. I am also a guerilla fighter, living in the wilderness and raiding Imperial outposts for fun. Some of my Rebel buddies insist that we are gorilla fighters...I let it slide, though, since there's no point in offending the guy that covers your back.

Ran into an Imperial Bounty Hunter today whilst strolling through the daisies outside of the city of Kaadara, an enclave of artists and craftsmen on the planet of Naboo. I decided this would be a good time to test out the Laser Rifle I had just bought moments before, so I settled down in the grass, and liberated him of his head. Man, that rifle is scary, downed him in one shot. Walked over to the cloning center immediately afterwards to see the results of my handiwork. Hehe, he walked out wearing nothing but his underwear, so I figure I zapped him pretty good.

Note: Saw the same guy a few days later, still wearing nothing but his boxers. Odd.

Killed him again, btw.

I met a guy wearing a trenchcoat, standing in front of the Kaadara starport. He was yelling for people to join him in a fantastic hunting party, for a herd of fambaa were nearby. What's a fambaa, you ask? A titantic saurian quadruped that makes the ground quake as it walks.

Lured by the promise of a huge haul of meat to sell to the various chefs of Naboo, I joined him. Hehe, there I go, trusting a guy in a trenchcoat again...

Need I say it? Yep, woke up in the cloning center afterwards. Hey, at least I had all of my clothes though.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 6:11 pm

*Sniggle*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 11:12 am

Update: Revenge is a dish best served in a cantina...

So there I was, minding my own business in the cantina of Moenia, a dumpy little hole south of the city of Kaadara. I had just finished taking out a bunch of stormtroopers with my buddies, when out of the blue, the dude in the boxer shorts steps into the bar...you know, that Imperial Bounty Hunter I killed twice.

I turn around just in time to see the muzzle of his blaster before I come to in the cloning center. LOL, the guy got me back.

Needless to say, this caused a big uproar. Turns out this guy wasn't alone...a bunch of his Imperial buddies had come looking for blood. So, for the next few hours, a small war breaks out in the streets of Moenia as we Rebels filled the cloning center with Imperial dupes, hehe. I only ended up there twice (erm, not counting when that guy waxed me in the bar

) the entire night long.

Galuf the Dwarf · Post by **Galuf the Dwarf** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 12:41 pm

*sitting at the edge of a swimming pool*

Well, nice to hear from y'a, Chanak. Gamebanshee was less enjoyable without somebody who can give us ALL the chuckles.

Besides, it couldn't be much worse. *suddenly hears something roar from in the depths of the pool*

It is worse.

*suddenly gets attacked by a dianoga*

Ummm, help?!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:03 pm

Originally posted by Galuf the Dwarf
Ummm, help?!

*throws Galuf a lifering*

Galuf the Dwarf · Post by **Galuf the Dwarf** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:18 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
*throws Galuf a lifering*

Thanks. *watches the creature sink back to the bottom with a thud*

I dunno! It just let go of me and disappeared!

*suddenly, the walls (this being an indoor pool) begin to close in*

Oh great.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:30 pm

@Chanak: LOL.......I knew the boxer shorts weren't going to let it slide

Tosses Galuf a pocket portal

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:41 pm

Originally posted by Galuf the Dwarf
*suddenly, the walls (this being an indoor pool) begin to close in*

Oh great.

*throws Galuf a big pole, to brace the walls and buy himself more time to get the pocket portal working*

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:52 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
*throws Galuf a big pole, to brace the walls and buy himself more time to get the pocket portal working*

LOL.......Should we tell him the door isn't locked

Galuf the Dwarf · Post by **Galuf the Dwarf** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:13 pm

*Use Magic Device check allows him to operate the pocket portal*

Phew! One thing's for sure, I could've been a whole lot thinner!

(another line knock-off, I confess)

*rubs his eyes, wondering where he is* Wha? Where am I?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:24 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL.......Should we tell him the door isn't locked

That would spoil the fun.

And we definitely shouldn't tell him where he is now....

Galuf the Dwarf · Post by **Galuf the Dwarf** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:30 pm

*wanders around a bit, seeing various service droids*

Oh no, don't tell me...

*walks into a throne room, in which he encounters who else but...

DARTH SCAYDE!!!!*

*dramatic Star Wars tune, lightening flash*

Nice touch.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:32 pm

LOL........*Cracks Light Whip*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:34 pm

*sinister yet scantily-clad hooded figure lurks in the corner, unheeded... for now*

Galuf the Dwarf · Post by **Galuf the Dwarf** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:37 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL........*Cracks Light Whip*

*draws out his lightsaber, which only goes out to about a foot long* Oh great.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:38 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
*sinister yet scantily-clad hooded figure lurks in the corner, unheeded... for now*

She who lurks is within my power

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:39 pm

Originally posted by Galuf the Dwarf
*draws out his lightsaber, which only goes out to about a foot long* Oh great.

Join the Dark Side, young Galuf... they have longer sabres. From what I've heard.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:42 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
Join the Dark Side, young Galuf... they have longer sabres. From what I've heard.

LOL....Indeed, and their *swordsmanship* is enough to make one tremble

Galuf the Dwarf · Post by **Galuf the Dwarf** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:42 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
Join the Dark Side, young Galuf... they have longer sabres. From what I've heard.

*tries readjusting his with some of the little switchs on the handle, suddenly make it telescope out 10 feet in the air*

Oh, forgot about that.