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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:18 am
by Garcia
ROTFLMAO
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:22 am
by TheDude
from some smelly mage:
come on, give us mages a break, i cant help it that i smell like bat-eyes.
it's just the way i was born.
yeah right :rolleyes
i like this mage bashing
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TheDude Notorious Founder of The Shadow Guild
-who is gana stop us ?????-
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:23 am
by TheDude
Originally posted by Garcia:
ROTFLMAO
btw what does ROTFLMAO mean actually?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:27 am
by Kayless
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
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Assassin of the Shadow Guild
"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."
"Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously advertised, and is in fact quite horrifying."
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:39 am
by TheDude
Originally posted by Kayless:
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
i thought so that the A standed for ass
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:40 am
by Kayless
More Mage-Bashing!!
You know you can't trust someone who walks around in public in a bathrobe. And most mages are shut-ins who rarely get a whiff of fresh air. And what about that funk? Old man smell mixed with B.O., fecal extract, and formaldehyde. That's just disgusting.
A typical meeting of the Mage Council...
"Where'd I leave my wand?"
"I'm cold and I don't like the look of those teenagers over there. I'm going back to my tower."
"My GOD! The pain! I NEED PRUNES!"
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Assassin of the Shadow Guild
"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."
"Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously advertised, and is in fact quite horrifying."
[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-03-2001).]
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:51 am
by Kayless
This is off topic but I've been trying to breathe some life into the Neverwinter board. If you'd like to lend a fellow Shadow Guilder a hand check it out at: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000019.html"]http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000019.html[/url]
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Assassin of the Shadow Guild
"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."
"Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously advertised, and is in fact quite horrifying."
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:55 am
by Kayless
Yet more Mage-bashing. (Will I never tire of it?
)
"Do any of you have a potion that gets rid of hemoriods?"
"Damnit! I just made you the viagra potion!"
"I NEED PRUNES!!!!!!"
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Assassin of the Shadow Guild
"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."
"Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously advertised, and is in fact quite horrifying."
[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-03-2001).]
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 8:25 am
by TheDude
hahahaha really cool kayless were do u get those images??
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TheDude Notorious Founder of The Shadow Guild
-who is gana stop us ?????-
[This message has been edited by TheDude (edited 04-03-2001).]
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 8:32 am
by Kayless
Courtesy of the Chaos Santuary. [url="http://www.battle.net/diablo2/npcs/"]http://www.battle.net/diablo2/npcs/[/url]
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Assassin of the Shadow Guild
"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."
"Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously advertised, and is in fact quite horrifying."
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 12:16 pm
by TheDude
ok thnx kayless really nice those pics.
but why cant u get those monsters??
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TheDude notorious Founder of the Shadow Guild
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 3:06 pm
by Sojourner
Don't bash the mages... backstabbing is more efficient
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 3:57 pm
by Busta_Bradimus
Just know one thing thieves the next time your are trying to hide in the shadows tread lietely for I am watching. I could be that shadow.
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Busta_Bradimus, mighty member of the Council of Mages
From the dark depths I ascend, corrupting all that is life. I am the Darkness you fear.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 4:12 pm
by Jon-e-boy
wow! when i first signed up for this thing i didnt think anyone else would join in but look at us!! where huge!! congrats dude on a great guild and i am the proud third memeber
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jon-e-boy, also known as keldar, greatest bounty hunter of the shadow guild, master of traps
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 6:52 pm
by Rail
Originally posted by Busta_Bradimus:
Just know one thing thieves the next time your are trying to hide in the shadows tread lietely for I am watching. I could be that shadow.
I am the master of shadows.
You create shadows. You force the shadows to do your bidding. We use the shadows. We embrace the shadows. You enter our realm and the very shadows you thought to become will turn on you. You are no threat! You will be your own downfall.
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Rail -Assassin- Silent killer of mages and others who practice the foul and corrupting art of magic. Ally (temporary?) of Magus- the only magic-wielder worthy of respect and above the corruption.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:08 pm
by nael
once again, allow me to point out that you are more than welcome to the shadows. you are nothing but petty vermin and belong in the shadows, on the underside of my shoes. you will always only be in my shadow. you will live there, hide there like the cowardly infestation that you are, and will die there since you are too weak and insignificant to face a man. enjoy my shadow, it is the best thing to happen to your pathetic groveling existence. maybe someday you'll find the courage or strength to actually face an opponent. till then, i find more honor, dignity, strength, and courage in a small infant.
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Glorious Sorcerer of the Council of Mages
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 8:00 pm
by Busta_Bradimus
Costly your words can be when you underestimate thy opponent. If you embrace shadows, are nothing more than a shadow when perceived by the eye than I controll and have created you. So its more than mere shadows but a hollowness you can only fill by hiding from your enemies. I as a mage face more of my opponents than a backstabber like you. If I didn't I couldn't watch them grovel at my power. So I shall repeat next time you step into a shadow you could be stepping into me.
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Busta_Bradimus, mighty member of the Council of Mages
From the dark depths I ascend, corrupting all that is life. I am the Darkness you fear.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 8:02 pm
by Rail
Originally posted by nael:
once again, allow me to point out that you are more than welcome to the shadows. you are nothing but petty vermin and belong in the shadows, on the underside of my shoes. you will always only be in my shadow. you will live there, hide there like the cowardly infestation that you are, and will die there since you are too weak and insignificant to face a man. enjoy my shadow, it is the best thing to happen to your pathetic groveling existence. maybe someday you'll find the courage or strength to actually face an opponent. till then, i find more honor, dignity, strength, and courage in a small infant.
Ah, a worthy foe!
Bravo!
You sit in your study, surrounded my tomes, ingredients, components, and tools used in the foul art. Surrounded by shadow. You study ways to apply magic toward the destruction of natural matter, summoning beasts not meant for this plane, and the enslavement of free minds.
I sit in the shadow and watch.
You summon your abominations. You enslave them to your will. You practive your destruction. You read your lecherous tomes. You take the minds of innocent adolescents and turn them into power-hungry egotists willing to sacrifice others all for the sake of what? Magic?!?
I watch from the shadows. I learn your routines and habits. I see your flaws. I am patient.
When I step from the shadows, you die! No glory. You fall face first into the dust and candles and arcane symbols you have prepared. Your body twitches painfully from the poison even as the life-blood eagerly exits your magic-corrupted body like slaves leaving a broken prison camp.
I do not do this for glory. I am not a shadow thief or guild member. I do this to protect the freedom of better souls than your own. I do this to avenge past wrongs.
I am persistent. You will not see me. Your eyes will glaze far too fast.
[This message has been edited by Rail (edited 04-03-2001).]
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 8:12 pm
by Busta_Bradimus
Ah but are you so sure we do not fight for the same cause to save souls from the foul clutches of evil. You mistake me I summon no such evil beings to this plane. I only use the power that is given not taken. I kill the thieves that prey on the innocent and crush them so they can suffer a fate to be used in my spells. But be sure that you are striking me when you thrust your dagger for if its not you shall suffer a wicked death. By my hand and my hand alone
Can you really beleive that by killing the evil souls that you can make up for past wrongs? Walk the path you have chosen in life and embrace it. Do not turn your back on it for it surely will catch you again.
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Busta_Bradimus, mighty member of the Council of Mages
From the dark depths I ascend, corrupting all that is life. I am the Darkness you fear.
[This message has been edited by Busta_Bradimus (edited 04-03-2001).]
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 9:41 pm
by Rail
Originally posted by Busta_Bradimus:
Ah but are you so sure we do not fight for the same cause to save souls from the foul clutches of evil. You mistake me I summon no such evil beings to this plane. I only use the power that is given not taken. I kill the thieves that prey on the innocent and crush them so they can suffer a fate to be used in my spells. But be sure that you are striking me when you thrust your dagger for if its not you shall suffer a wicked death. By my hand and my hand alone
Can you really beleive that by killing the evil souls that you can make up for past wrongs? Walk the path you have chosen in life and embrace it. Do not turn your back on it for it surely will catch you again.
You claim to be pure, but the very words underlying your comments betray you. Or do think us fools to believe "From the dark depths I ascend, corrupting all that is life", is merely a ruse and that you are purity and goodness incarnate? The magic you wield decieves you, even as you attempt to decieve me. Patience sees far clearer than intelligence.
You are the legacy of past "evil souls". I will stamp out their legacy. I will right their wrongs. I have brought down far greater foes than myself, and I will continue. My blade, my arm, and my will are sure. I will not miss.
You play with an addictive and corrupting art. You claim to not be affected, but it is only a matter of time. Amend your ways. It is your only hope.
Else, I will free your ensorcelled soul.
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Rail -Assassin- Silent killer of mages and others who practice the foul and corrupting art of magic. Ally (temporary?) of Magus- the only magic-wielder worthy of respect and above the corruption.
[This message has been edited by Rail (edited 04-03-2001).]