Name: Turnpike
Race: Goblin
Class: Rogue
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/Tending toward evil. (for neutral, read undecided/uneducated)
Stats:
Strength - 10
Dexterity - 14
Constitution - 11
Intelligence - 3
Charisma - 16
Wisdom - 11
Cheating - 18
Equipment:
Lumpins Lumper of Lumping: The club of an ancient goblin war hero, "Lumpins Lumper" gives an 25 % chance of an opponent being stunned for one round/turn. If an opponent is stunned than Turnpike will automatically hit them next turn automatically.
Shiny Baubles Of Reflection Give a 50% chance of all magic being reflected back on the caster
G-String of Gribblyness This hideously revealing garment gives the goblin the either: the ability to conjure up an illusion of a huge horde of goblins, leaving the enemy unknowing of which to attack or the ability to somehow dodge any attack, matrix stylee. Due to the crudeness of the item, the outcome, and length of effect is random.
Sidekick:
Shadows: The shadows wont cast spells: Their effect is different. They'll poke, and shout, and cry at the judges, and the judges will not notice the cheats your player use in combat. Effective if you have a high or a low cheating score.
Skeat An astoundingly effective Shadow: Also has the ability to draw judges attention to other plaers cheats
Items:
Magrus (TM) Vodka with Gummy Bears: Makes your character ethereal (means you can not be hit by spells for a while)
Insta Chicken Tandoori (Fable's Choice): Gives your character the Sandals of Invulnerability. Perhaps the most powerfull potion, grants invulnerability without side effects. Short duration.
Aegis' sturgeon of power mead: Give the wielder a flurry of blows ability, ending in a 50% chance of critical hit on the last blow.
Moves:
Slide: Turnpike feints a charge at the opponent, but at the last minute, slides between the opponents legs, His pointy hat spiking the opponents manhood area. 1/2 opp. attacks for one turn.
Ankle Bite Turnpike lands a ferocious bite on his opponents ankles. 1/2 opp attacks for one turn.
To be continued.....
