torturing aerie

Kerra · Post by **Kerra** » Sun Jan 07, 2001 12:28 am

lol i started a monster

Jhareth of house Noquar · Sun Jan 07, 2001 3:13 am

Well, I just got my deific wish, Aerie got her wings back, and as a special granted power she can now Summon Phoenix 3X per day, Teleport W/O Error at will, as well as regenerate 2 hp/round.....
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Did I hear someone dissing the Avariel?? Jhareth and the Elven re-unification task force will be paying you a visit...

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 3:52 pm

Originally posted by Jhareth of house Noquar:
Well, I just got my deific wish, Aerie got her wings back,

Well be sure to thank Mr.Sleep for them fake plastic wings and that jet pack.

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Jhareth of house Noquar · Mon Jan 08, 2001 4:14 pm

Those would be the Fake Plastic Wings of Free Action, and the Jet Pack of Infinite Movement Rate!

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 4:23 pm

Don't forget the lower intestinal tract of, um, fantastic digestion...?

Jhareth of house Noquar · Mon Jan 08, 2001 4:26 pm

Yes, that allows her to stomach the harsh foods of the humans and dwarves... It also serves as an anti-poison filter, allowing her to pound Dwarven ale with most hearty of Dwarven warriors!

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 4:35 pm

She can also use it to throttle Haer'Dalis with if he gets too randy. Not that the little tart seems to mind...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 4:37 pm

Well lets hope this happens before she puts on her Jet Pack of Infinite Movement. I'd hate to know she was flying around with one too many drinks.

Wait didn't Mr.Sleep say something about a 747. Sure give her a couple more drinks.HaHaHaHaHa

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 4:39 pm

ROFL

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 5:01 pm

Need I mention the chastity belt of... well infinite chastity. Lowers your charisma by 6.

fixed typo

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Jhareth of house Noquar · Mon Jan 08, 2001 5:02 pm

Sounds like a horribly cursed item to me...

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 5:09 pm

I do believe with some of the people around here that would be the most irritating cursed item in the whole game.

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flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 6:12 pm

That chastity belt would surely be the bane of this board. However, I must say that as childish and naive as Aeire is, it was fun to romance her a little and be her introduction into the world of the horizontal hokey-pokey

. IMHO.

And Weasel, it looks like I have some gaining to do. I swear, I step away from this board for a little while and all hell breaks loose...

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 6:37 pm

Until you get "well I going to travel all over Feûrn and if I dont found someone else I will go back to you...thank you for make me lose my virginty..."Argh.
Thank Elistree that I play a female character if not I would join Weasel long ago, She is not as bad If you play as a female she says some sweet things to you "look at the sunset" dialoge is very nice, made me feel welcome for meeting her.

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 6:51 pm

Glad to see you back flinfman.

As for you Drakron I see the cracks forming.HaHaHaHa.

Yes it's alot better on the darkside.

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 4:12 am

How sweet.

I prefer, as I'm sure we all do, the 'I'm gonna take off anything that doesn't perform' attitude of that screaming little backscratcher, Viconia. Dirty b*tch.