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So he is trying to corrupt children before they ar eborn, while sending us off on a wild goose chase after luis' radioactive bananas, turning several of us into goats, and getting ymself addictd to febreeze? hes got a brain ill give him thhat...


<EDIT> I AM NOT, reapeat AM NOT, addicted to febreeze I can quit at any time.

[QUOTE=Ravager]

And this too... http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/5000/5534.html (Fas & banana)

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OSU is in my hometown, am I a suspect?

Heres some more evidence I gathered and thought would be useful.

[QUOTE=FireLighter]Heres some more evidence I gathered and thought would be useful.[/QUOTE]

But... has Fas disguised himself as a monkey!
Or maybe, somehow, as a result of his experiments he was transformed into one....
*wonders how much Luis had to do with all of this*

Hmm.... so fas was tricking luis into making bananas, but luis knew fas was a traitor all long and gathered evidence to blame him if something went wrong, right before fas left to go corrupt babies he was seen in the above posted pic, so we know this:
fas and luis have now seperated
luis is trying to blame fas for all of their joint activities and has enough evidence to do so
fas is now corrupting children prebirth
it can also be assumed that fas has evidence on luis becuase he aint that dumb...
i suggest we sit back watch the coming confrontation, and arrest the winner.

That picture shows his love of bananas!

[QUOTE=DW]*wonders how much Luis had to do with all of this*[/QUOTE]

Hmmm...so that's why he was herding our direction!

@Phreddie, does the loser die?

Hmmm. No mention of bananas before Luis raised the subject.
No evidence of either Fas or Weasel before Luis mentioned them.
Nobody turned into a goat before Luis started a panic.

Nah, he had nothing to do with it

[QUOTE=Ravager]That picture shows his love of bananas!



Hmmm...so that's why he was herding our direction!

@Phreddie, does the loser die? [/QUOTE]
No he comes for a one week vacations to the Pit with me.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Hmm.... so fas was tricking luis into making bananas, but luis knew fas was a traitor all long and gathered evidence to blame him if something went wrong, right before fas left to go corrupt babies he was seen in the above posted pic, so we know this:
fas and luis have now seperated
luis is trying to blame fas for all of their joint activities and has enough evidence to do so
fas is now corrupting children prebirth
it can also be assumed that fas has evidence on luis becuase he aint that dumb...
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Dont forget that Fas has it out for me and has come to my hiometown university!

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Dont forget that Fas has it out for me and has come to my hiometown university![/QUOTE]
why would i forget that? i pointed him in your directio.... did i say that outloud?

So what's Luis' projected prison sentence?

No drinking for a month
No women/men (can u evr tel with him) for a month
Completely hands off for two weeks
Drug rehab for 6 mos.
3 yrs. max. security prison
2 yrs. med security prison
1 yrs. low security
Probation for 3 months prior to release
that is reccomended, but, if luis cooperates with authorities then i will consider dropping the sentence to 1 month probation and 180 hrs of community service.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Hmm.... so fas was tricking luis into making bananas, but luis knew fas was a traitor all long and gathered evidence to blame him if something went wrong, right before fas left to go corrupt babies he was seen in the above posted pic, so we know this:
fas and luis have now seperated
luis is trying to blame fas for all of their joint activities and has enough evidence to do so
fas is now corrupting children prebirth
it can also be assumed that fas has evidence on luis becuase he aint that dumb...
i suggest we sit back watch the coming confrontation, and arrest the winner.[/QUOTE]

While your theory about my relationship with Fas is amusing, I must disapoint you. We had no loving affair, as proved in the Tent of Burning Manly love. He prefers Sytze and BS, and some say he has a long lasting relationship with subject WR, whoose tatooed hands have been seen by SYM long ago.

"In Pakistan most of the bananas that I saw were half that, and the apples and oranges seemed small. Again, perhaps it’s the genetic modifications and the chemical fertilizers that make the difference."

Fiona, I gotta really love you. You found another link! Pakistan deals into genetically engineered bananas. (I told you you were very smart, aye? Wanna be my GF? Erm... back to topic).

There is one picture of a Fasmonkey with bananas. That IS very HARD evidence. Maybe we got proof that he's guilty for the banana poisoning at SYM.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]No drinking for a month
No women/men (can u evr tel with him) for a month
Completely hands off for two weeks
Drug rehab for 6 mos.
3 yrs. max. security prison
2 yrs. med security prison
1 yrs. low security
Probation for 3 months prior to release
that is reccomended, but, if luis cooperates with authorities then i will consider dropping the sentence to 1 month probation and 180 hrs of community service.[/QUOTE]

In a word:

BAH! This is HBI, you're no heathen to arrest me. But I'd like to pay for communitary service at Fiona's house, if she agrees with it of course

im sticking to my original theory, im not saying you had a, er relationship (sick sick little men) it was a bussiness agreement, your corruption and his projected innocence it was perfect.... your are tied to heavily to this case luis im sorry cooperate and youll get the above reccomended reduced sentence.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]im sticking to my original theory, im not saying you had a, er relationship (sick sick little men) it was a bussiness agreement, your corruption and his projected innocence it was perfect.... your are tied to heavily to this case luis im sorry cooperate and youll get the above reccomended reduced sentence.[/QUOTE]

Phreddie, while I understand you're excited to shoot someone, I must enforce: this is an investigation file, not a tribunal

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]
In a word:

BAH! This is HBI, you're no heathen to arrest me. But I'd like to pay for communitary service at Fiona's house, if she agrees with it of course [/QUOTE]
an idependent investigation was called in awhile back, i am not affiliated with HC or (Due to too low rank to accomplish nething) the SF in this matter, i am an independent investigator/judge. and i hereby sentence you to do 180 hours of community service for each willing sym lady and one month probation, violating this sentence will result in less comunity service time and an increased chance of being given to chu (who is holding CSL) while strapped ina chiar wearing a toga... you got it?

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Phreddie, while I understand you're excited to shoot someone, I must enforce: this is an investigation file, not a tribunal [/QUOTE]
must i start a court thread to legalize this sentencing?

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]
In a word:

BAH! This is HBI, you're no heathen to arrest me. But I'd like to pay for communitary service at Fiona's house, if she agrees with it of course [/QUOTE]

I will help foot this bill.

Anyways, Luis is under the legal protection of the New Historian Sect. The new one, not the old one, with Gwally and Minerva.

Genetic engineering? I will take a look...

[QUOTE=Phreddie]must i start a court thread to legalize this sentencing?[/QUOTE]

I advise you to wait till we have at least a lot of potential cases to be judged, or the mods will close both threads. Hehe. But the idea is good, if we keep spam controled and make this a fine thread, exclusive, one of a kind.

@mr Shatar, please, the sentence would be mine. Only mine