Funniest thing in fable that made you laugh

TLC is my drug · Post by **TLC is my drug** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:33 am

I think it's good fun to have about 100 beer when you fight Jack in his human form. If you drink them all you can't see a thing anymore. If Jack uses magic at you it's as if there's a light show

I wouldn't recommend doing this when you haven't killed him a few times before. Things can get really hard if you are fighting the hardest enemy in the game and u are nearely blind

Turkey Chaser · Post by **Turkey Chaser** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:50 am

i gota try that 100 beer thing...

its realy funny when you carry a heavy weapon
with no strengh at all,your hero can barely carry it:laugh:
and he swings it realy slowly.

that cracks me up every time!!!

draegloth187 · Post by **draegloth187** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:30 pm

I went threw 3 pages of this in hopes nobody said what i was thinking. So for those who did say it on the rest of the pages. I'm sorry, I get distracted quickly so I need to do it now.

The thing that makes me laugh is the weddings. You get married and you have this big story with picture cravings on a wall, but when you get married to a guy the only thing that happens is weak clapping. Then they look at u dumb founded.

It's just funny to me how our world works. You know what i'm talking about if your fan of Carlos Menica like I am.

silverybane · Post by **silverybane** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:57 pm

I'm not quite sure how it happened but once I lightninged a bandit to death and decapitated him. Then his head fell to the ground and kept bouncing for quite a while...
so I kicked it =P

Matt9148 · Post by **Matt9148** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:04 pm

[QUOTE=silverybane]I'm not quite sure how it happened but once I lightninged a bandit to death and decapitated him. Then his head fell to the ground and kept bouncing for quite a while...
so I kicked it =P[/QUOTE]

That's one of my favorite things, at lvl 4 lightning, it almost always happens for me

Project-404 · Post by **Project-404** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:09 am

Guildmaster

Hello.
I think that this may not be really funny to most of you but when the Guildmaster tells you to 'Go to the graveyard' while doing that repetitive expression with his head and hands... Makes his look very siriuous as if he wishes you DEAD! Hahahah! Same thing but with the 'Go to the jail'!:laugh:
Oh and I haven't encountered that S-H-I-T thing but it sounds hillarious to me, I wander if Lionhead chose those four letters on purpose...

Darkstorm · Post by **Darkstorm** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:29 am

The funniest thing on fable in my opinion is that whenever I decapitate a guard when there are over guards about they say that It is just a flesh wound it's the way they say it and what for that's funny.

P:S The S-H-I-T thing is brilliant aswell but you have to do it twice to hear the word because the first time a couple of balverines attack you.

Skorm_himself · Post by **Skorm_himself** » Sun May 28, 2006 3:29 am

It was hilarrious when i first time maked the rose's gottage demon door

When i gave him / it a rose he said something like
Oh! u really know how to tread a door , Hop on in!
xD

xD

Hyrilx · Post by **Hyrilx** » Mon May 29, 2006 4:12 pm

Well lets see one time I brought a gang of bandits down to the docks of Oakvale and got them all drunk.This one bandit started singing that one song from Jaws that they sing on the boat "I'm tired and I wanna go home bum bum bum" This other bandit started hitting his face saying "Theres spiders on my face!!!!!!" This guy with a crate bumped into a bandit and the bandit layed the smackdown on the bystandard then the guards got involved and it turned out to be a bloody friday out on the docks. It was quit fun

Naomimon · Post by **Naomimon** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:55 am

Lady Grey

Funniest thing ever? When I married Lady Grey and was trying to get her to 'put out' in the bedroom but she just kept asking me for more gifts all the time! She said something like "I really want a surprise" and I'm like "You asked for it!" and I gave her one by punching her in the head! She freaked out and tried to run away but just backed herself into a corner near a statue where I wailed on her for 15 minutes! She's all like "What are you doing?" and I'm like *punch punch punch* and then she's all "Gaurds!" *punch punch punch* "I want a devorce!" *PUNCH!* Ahahahahaha that was the best fun!

irish07slasher · Post by **irish07slasher** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:48 pm

1. Once in Oakvale I had a bunch of people come join me in the bar for a drinking party. Now at the time I was seriously drunk (Im talking maybe 127 beers) so I could'nt see very well. Eventually the bar place ran out of beers and well...I got mad. I turned on my level 4 beserk power and start killing everyone (reminded me off the incredible hulk). I'm talking mass murders, I just went all over town massacuring anyone who got in my way. After maybe three hours of killing I got bored so I went to Knothole Glade. Got drunk, but when they ran out of beers

swcarter · Post by **swcarter** » Wed May 31, 2006 10:27 pm

For the record, if I see any more posts about how funny it is to kill all of the townspeople or guards or whatever, I'm going to delete them.

SWC

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:51 am

The funniest part in Fable is when I gave the Headmaster in Bowerstone South the book titled, 'A love story'. It was funny hearing the story and seeing his expression and reaction when coming to some parts of the story.:laugh:

[Quote=swcarter]For the record, if I see any more posts about how funny it is to kill all of the townspeople or guards or whatever, I'm going to delete them.[/Quote]

Woah. A lot of people post something like that?

I thought only a few of them did the last time I take a look at this topic.

orist_fhist · Post by **orist_fhist** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:42 pm

i like it when you hit on the little kids or beat them up its really sick but kind of funny

orist_fhist · Post by **orist_fhist** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:54 pm

i thought that the old lady in the bordelo was funny when you sleep with her she complains that you are too rough

the dominatrix is also hilarious but i havn't slept with her YET

getting drunk is also funny or when you get others like your wife drunk and she forgets who you are

Kyo · Post by **Kyo** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:49 pm

[QUOTE=Adrick]I laughed rather hard when my hero married a prostitute from the brothel.[/QUOTE]

How did you do that?!

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:21 pm

The sock method

Also something funny that I just remembered. Its about the time I gave the Headmaster in Bowerstone South a book called, 'The Sock Method'. When the headmaster asked the hero to demostrate how to attract a lady, he did the vulgar crotch thrust and saying, 'Hey, come on.' I burst out laughing and couldn't control myself when I saw him do that and the kids in the school laughing at what the hero did.:laugh:

So funny I could still remember it up till this day.

Orfinn · Post by **Orfinn** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:10 am

How do you get that bowerstone south quest?

Anyhow one of the funniest thing I have seen and heard in TLC gotta be the two trader guys at the lookout point talking about this blue mushroom of truth :laugh:

mr_sir · Post by **mr_sir** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:54 am

The book quest is in TLC only. Just go to the headmaster of the school and talk to him and it will be activated.

The funniest part of the game has got ot be all the books you donate to the school. They make me burst out laughing every single time

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:14 am

[QUOTE=mr_sir]
The funniest part of the game has got ot be all the books you donate to the school. They make me burst out laughing every single time

[/QUOTE]

That is very true. Especially the 'bad books' you donate to the headmaster. Those books made me laugh uncontrollably too:laugh:.