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Granted. You transform into a particularly well trained king charles spaniel.

Goodnight Lestat

I wish there was whisky in the house

Granted. You now have whisky and Hill decides to visit...then stay. Need I say more?

I wish computers were slightly more trouble-free.

Granted, there are no more computers

I wish my family ily would leave me alone for the next couple of hours.

Granted, they never come back.

Wish; I wish that the cowboys had won.

That's easy, They did. Native Americans have brought court cases about this

I wish I could find a place to park my car near my house

Granted, now you have to pay extortionate rates for it, if you don't already. If that's the case then prepare for regular clamping. And if you have that....hmmph.

I wish University wasn't so far away, yet I could still live at home.

Granted. Your family realise that the travelling is getting you down. They all decide to move into one very large house close to the university. Unfortunately none of them can get jobs there and they don't like travelling either. When you graduate you find a job and they all give up work and live off your earnings. You are penniless for the rest of your life. And they make you feel guilty all the time for making them uproot themselves.

I wish family life was simpler

Granted. All your family have decided to join a suicide cult. Despite your protests, they go ahead and commit ritual suicide at exactly midnight on solstice in a leap year. You now have no family to worry about.

I wish I got more fundings for my next research project.

You get all the funding you want after writing the word "Gender" in your application for grants for your new Astra collaboration study.

I wish I was smarter.

Your wish is granted. Your new found intelligence makes you a big hit among the scientific and political communities. Unfortunately, due to your socialization between scientists and politicians, you get ideas of grandeur, and attempt to take over the world.

The US nukes the world to protect themselves from the threat.

I wish I was more innovative than this.

*poof*Hill turns into Einstien, "Eureka"

I wish I had awesome telekenetic powers.

You wish is granted. Unfortunately, your telekinetic abilities are not controlled. You end up imploding after blowing up your apartment/house.

I wish for a free trip to Scotland.

*poof* you get a free trip to Scotland. While there, you consume more scotch than thought could be humanly possible. A gorilla, maybe, but not a human. You stay intoxicated for so long that days and nights blur together into one onrunning crazy time and you can't remember if you slept with a brunette, a blond, a redhead, or a blackhaired woman last night. Or all four.

I wish Metallica would play a live show right now at my house.

*poof* As you wish.
Metallica plays in your house. Unfortunately, all the fans comes too, drinking every drop of alcohol you had, eating everything you had, and when there is nothing, they end up destroying your house in frustration. You never managed to enjoy the musicc since you were too busy in trying to prevent the destruction

I wish I had better computer

*piff*Done and done.
This is computer is so advanced that is has figured out how to best maximise your efficiency. As such, it has now taken control of your house and forces you to work non-stop and considers being on GB as a waste of time, and prevents you from going there.

I wish DJ had made a wish

Granted. DJV makes a wish so horrible to complemplate that you all end up under his servitude.

I wish I could wear gloves when pegging out washing in Artic subzero temperatures. *shiver*

Whoopsie, I forgot about making a wish.

The gloves are so comfy, that you never take them off. Then that night you try to take them off and find they have frozen to you, and they are stuck to you permanently.

I wish I had a perfect memory.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Whoopsie, I forgot about making a wish.

The gloves are so comfy, that you never take them off. Then that night you try to take them off and find they have frozen to you, and they are stuck to you permanently.

I wish I had a perfect memory.[/QUOTE]
Granted, you remember the 9 months you spent being developed in the womb in perfect detail, and the struggle out into the light...(yum yum)


I wish I was so incredibly witty, I could think of snappy comebacks straight after someone's statement.

[QUOTE=Fenix]Granted, you remember the 9 months you spent being developed in the womb in perfect detail, and the struggle out into the light...(yum yum)


I wish I was so incredibly witty, I could think of snappy comebacks straight after someone's statement.[/QUOTE]
*poof*
As you wish
You think so fast, that you say things before you have time to recosider. Thus, you end up destroying your social life because no-one wants to talk with you anymore.

I wish I could get a wish that has no drawbacks