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Peanut Butter

Anything goes... just keep it clean.

Which type of peanut butter do you like best?

Unsalted and Crunchy
7
27%
Unsalted and Crunchy
11
42%
Unsalted and Crunchy
5
19%
Unsalted and Crunchy
3
12%
 
Total votes: 26

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Post by CM »

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Nuts are good salty, not their buttery goodness though.
[/QUOTE]

You are losing your touch if you left this sentence alone and did not try to pervert it!!
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[QUOTE=CM]You are losing your touch if you left this sentence alone and did not try to pervert it!![/QUOTE]

Jeebus, you're right! I must have been too distracted by some female to notice. That, or I was another "ignore Phreddie" kick. That is so very embarrassing and bad for my reputation. :o
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Don't worry Magrus, Phreddie is leaving this kind of phrases deliberately.

If someone leaves his nuts dangling in the open deliberately, it's less fun to play with them. So ignoring is normal.
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I hadn't thought of that one. We're onto you Phreddie! :mad:

It does take the fun away when someone leaves you a "gimme" sentance. I mean, being me, I have to follow through to uphold my reputation. Even so, it's too easy. There is not any challenge involved. The fun begins when you pervert something completely innocent. :mischief:
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[QUOTE=Magrus] The fun begins when you pervert something completely innocent. [/QUOTE]Thank gods for Rav. :D
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We dont have Peanut Butter easily in brazil, so I dont know what to reply.

But, of course, it means that I'm gonna tell you guys that I envy you for being able to eat something I cant eat or buy.
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No idea, I never ate Peanut Butter. It's banned from Belgian stores, and any storekeeper who dares selling it is banished back to Holland ;)


@Magrus: if you like alcohol with chocolate, you should really import a bottle of Belgian chocolate jenever ;) (if the name doesn't ring a bell, perhaps "genièvre" does? Assuming, ofcourse, that there are people here with some cuisine experience :D )
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Lestat wrote:Thank gods for Rav. :D
Indeed. It's fun to break the pure ones in. :devil:
@Magrus: if you like alcohol with chocolate, you should really import a bottle of Belgian chocolate jenever (if the name doesn't ring a bell, perhaps "genièvre" does? Assuming, ofcourse, that there are people here with some cuisine experience )
I'll order one when I get my first paycheck. Thanks for the recommendation! :D
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]How can you tell I live on the West Coast of North America? :o [/QUOTE]

Granola Food Purist.

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Though, contrary to what Hill believes, I am *not* a hippy :D [/QUOTE]

Crunchy Granola Food Purist. :D

I never said you were a hippy. Just a Crunchy Granola. :D

[QUOTE=Magrus]Peanut butter and waffles with syrup is great! Rachel introduced me to that. It is horrid for you, but oh so good. :D [/QUOTE]

Oh, geez, that would be sludge. :eek:

[QUOTE=Magrus]Melted peanut butter and warm honey is fun too.:mischief: [/QUOTE]

In moderation. Otherwise you choke and get cramps.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]*defecates*[/QUOTE]

How classy of you. Anyone want to switch seats?

[QUOTE=Magrus]They said it was like drinking an alcoholic Peanut Butter Cup in liquid form.[/QUOTE]

As opposed to drinking it while it is still chunky?

[QUOTE=BS]It's just me and my Turkey, the way God intended[/QUOTE]

Goats and Sheep starting to bore you? :D

[QUOTE=Fas]You are losing your touch if you left this sentence alone and did not try to pervert it!![/QUOTE]

Didn't you claim you are pious? :laugh:

[QUOTE=Lestat]If someone leaves his nuts dangling in the open deliberately, it's less fun to play with them. So ignoring is normal.[/QUOTE]

I'll leave this one to those more knowledgeable about dangling nuts. :angel:

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]We dont have Peanut Butter easily in brazil, so I dont know what to reply.

But, of course, it means that I'm gonna tell you guys that I envy you for being able to eat something I cant eat or buy.[/QUOTE]

Trust me, of all the things I would have rather eaten for the first time, Peanut Butter was not at the top of my list at the time.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Now, for BS, Hill and Lestat... [/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Lestat]Thank gods for Rav. :D [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Magrus]Indeed. It's fun to break the pure ones in. :devil:[/QUOTE]

Aaaah! Why are you two talking about me behind my back?! :speech: :D ;)
*sniff* You've scared me now... :p
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@ Rav, because, we knew you'd be around to see it eventually. :laugh:
Hill-Shatar wrote:In moderation. Otherwise you choke and get cramps.
*nods* Cramps definately dampen the mood. Choking, well, that's iffy depending on personal taste I suppose...
As opposed to drinking it while it is still chunky?
You don't drink it chunky. Gawd. :rolleyes: :laugh:
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Call me if you ever see BS or Lestat surrender to you, I want to see it with my own eyes. (Damn, out of smilies! <Insert the smilie with the tounge here>)
I have this feeling they'll be going down fighting tooth and nail. Fear not though, so far everyone I've been totally open with has said I'm the dirtiest perv they know. If it weren't for the filter and what not here, I'd be able to unleash my unwholesome goodness all over the board. Sadly, you're all out of luck here. :(
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[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Rav, because, we knew you'd be around to see it eventually. :laugh:
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LOL! You were in luck, I was staying away from the peanut butter.
I might even be allergic to nuts...(that would be a good reason to hate peanut butter :p ).

Hmm...has no-one suggested starting a tangent on Marmite yet? That seems to be a UK equivalent love/hate spread. :p
That I hate, btw.
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Heh, Marmite? Sounds like a rodent. :laugh:
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[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Rav, because, we knew you'd be around to see it eventually. :laugh:

*nods* Cramps definately dampen the mood. Choking, well, that's iffy depending on personal taste I suppose...

You don't drink it chunky. Gawd. :rolleyes: :laugh:

I have this feeling they'll be going down fighting tooth and nail. Fear not though, so far everyone I've been totally open with has said I'm the dirtiest perv they know. If it weren't for the filter and what not here, I'd be able to unleash my unwholesome goodness all over the board. Sadly, you're all out of luck here. :( [/QUOTE]

Well, chunky wouldn't exactly be the same with honey as smooth. I'd find that slightly disgusting to tell you the truth. :o

Well, excuse me for reading your comment correctly. :D

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You sure you want me knowing about that? :mischief: I highly doubt anything you were doing would beat out the stuff I've been through. :o
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[QUOTE=Magrus]You sure you want me knowing about that? :mischief: I highly doubt anything you were doing would beat out the stuff I've been through. :o [/QUOTE]

Have you forgotten already that I have stories that beat out CE's bondage photos on her camera? :D
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[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Have you forgotten already that I have stories that beat out CE's bondage photos on her camera? :D [/QUOTE]

*shrugs* I've been rushed to the hospital in the middle of sex...
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[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Granola Food Purist.

Crunchy Granola Food Purist. :D

I never said you were a hippy. Just a Crunchy Granola. :D



*wonders why DW surrendered so quickly, and remembers DW's devilish ways*
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I have this feeling that the average crunchy granola would faint at the pasta sauce I'm currently preparing.. it contains full cream and crispy pancetta (Italian bacon)... :D

I didn't really surrender, I just didn't expect a completely innocent thread about peanut butter to be corrupted so quickly :eek:
Every so often I'm actually pure-minded, this was just such an occasion :p
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Post by Hill-Shatar »

You win. I'm not surrendering though.

BTW, geez, use some terminology! :D

[QUOTE=DW]I didn't really surrender, I just didn't expect a completely innocent thread about peanut butter to be corrupted so quickly [/QUOTE]

Half of us already had quips about nuts, thanks. :p
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[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]You win. I'm not surrendering though.

BTW, geez, use some terminology! :D [/QUOTE]

I'm too tired for terminology. :o

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I didn't really surrender, I just didn't expect a completely innocent thread about peanut butter to be corrupted so quickly
Every so often I'm actually pure-minded, this was just such an occasion [/QUOTE]

Ah well, competition is always fun. :laugh:
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