Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:15 am
But I'm the ghost with no soul!
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:27 am
Then your application is declined, no soul, no treatment.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:34 am
[QUOTE=Masa]But I'm the ghost with no soul![/QUOTE]
You could always go back to the store where you sold your soul, and buy it back.
You could always go back to the store where you sold your soul, and buy it back.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:41 am
I'm fraid it ain't that easy, The gypsies cursed me, took my soul and gave it to some vampire. Now what was his name... Angle... Angels... something like that.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:41 am
[QUOTE=shana]You could always go back to the store where you sold your soul, and buy it back. [/QUOTE]
At a heavily inflated price.
Gotta love them pawnbrokers.
[/QUOTE]At a heavily inflated price.
Gotta love them pawnbrokers.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:08 am
not if i go buy it first!
*flies to gypsies pawn shop*
*flies to gypsies pawn shop*
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:34 am
[QUOTE=Lonewolf]Hello My Name Is Lonewolf And I Have A Spamming Addiction
The Only Problem Is That I Dont Know What It Is
[/QUOTE]
Hello Lonewolf
*glances at post count*
You are very welcome here, though I can't help feeling you are in the wrong thread. May I take this opportunity to congratulate you on your apparently "clean" state, and to warn you that there are "pushers" around who will do their utmost to alter that. Be particularly wary of Ravager, who is the SYM version of Dr Fu Man Chu. Do not be deceived by his lapine exterior - he is very far from fluffy. Avoid the Succeeder Stronghold: the name belies its nature and it is in fact the centre of his evil trade. I would also advise steering clear of the Heathen Citadel. It is the nearest thing to the House of the Rising Sun we have here.
*Surveys every post here after Lonewolf's* I am not sure this thread is even slightly effective. Is the treatment on offer homeopathic or what?
The Only Problem Is That I Dont Know What It Is
[/QUOTE]
Hello Lonewolf
*glances at post count*
You are very welcome here, though I can't help feeling you are in the wrong thread. May I take this opportunity to congratulate you on your apparently "clean" state, and to warn you that there are "pushers" around who will do their utmost to alter that. Be particularly wary of Ravager, who is the SYM version of Dr Fu Man Chu. Do not be deceived by his lapine exterior - he is very far from fluffy. Avoid the Succeeder Stronghold: the name belies its nature and it is in fact the centre of his evil trade. I would also advise steering clear of the Heathen Citadel. It is the nearest thing to the House of the Rising Sun we have here.
*Surveys every post here after Lonewolf's* I am not sure this thread is even slightly effective. Is the treatment on offer homeopathic or what?
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:40 am
Tchh. Was the warning really neccesary?
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:16 pm
Rhetorical questions are a form of spam, now?
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:41 pm
[QUOTE=Fiona]Rhetorical questions are a form of spam, now?[/QUOTE]
They always were.
They always were.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:56 am
Thanks For The Welcome Fiona, I'll Be Careful Where I Tread From Now On And I Have Taken Note Of Those Places :laugh: Though i Have Been On Many Forums Before I Think Ill Be Ok...
Now Lets Get Back To The Task At Hand: Helping People Or Ghosts With Their Addictions.
Now Lets Get Back To The Task At Hand: Helping People Or Ghosts
With Their Addictions.Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:24 am
[QUOTE=Lonewolf]Thanks For The Welcome Fiona, I'll Be Careful Where I Tread From Now On And I Have Taken Note Of Those Places :laugh: Though i Have Been On Many Forums Before I Think Ill Be Ok...
Now Lets Get Back To The Task At Hand: Helping People Or Ghosts With Their Addictions.[/QUOTE]
You have fallen off another wagon? Who told you just one post couldn't hurt?
Now Lets Get Back To The Task At Hand: Helping People Or Ghosts
With Their Addictions.[/QUOTE] You have fallen off another wagon? Who told you just one post couldn't hurt? Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:34 am
Maybe he's hit his head a few times falling off wagons.
No worries! Spammers Unanimous can help treat* those head injuries and make you a reformed SYMian!**
*Spammers Unanimous is not responsible for any further head injuries you receive during treatment.
** SYMian status based on test results from the SS, HC and other notable spam threads.
Treatments are undertaken at the risk of the client, and Spammers Unanimous cannot be held liable for damages. Spammers Unanimous gives no guarantees, and we have a strict no-refunds policy.
No worries! Spammers Unanimous can help treat* those head injuries and make you a reformed SYMian!**
*Spammers Unanimous is not responsible for any further head injuries you receive during treatment.
** SYMian status based on test results from the SS, HC and other notable spam threads.
Treatments are undertaken at the risk of the client, and Spammers Unanimous cannot be held liable for damages. Spammers Unanimous gives no guarantees, and we have a strict no-refunds policy.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:35 pm
Yes Yes, I Have Many Enimies And Wagons Are One Of Them :laugh:
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:01 am
Wagons eh?
Sounds like you need... a RayBlasterMaster7900!
Complete with flamethrower*, heat beam** and death ray***, the RayBlasterMaster7900 is the perfect**** tool vanquish***** your enemies!
* Flamethrower fuel is volatile, do not run, jog, walk or skip while holding weapon. Sudden movements may cause reactions.
** Polarity of heat beam fluxuates, and power feed tends to reverse, occasionally detonating nuclear cell battery.
*** Death field unstable, holding the weapon while using this feature is highly disadvised.
**** Compared to a dead squirrel tied to a pole.
***** Product known to misfire, handle with caution.
Sounds like you need... a RayBlasterMaster7900!
Complete with flamethrower*, heat beam** and death ray***, the RayBlasterMaster7900 is the perfect**** tool vanquish***** your enemies!
* Flamethrower fuel is volatile, do not run, jog, walk or skip while holding weapon. Sudden movements may cause reactions.
** Polarity of heat beam fluxuates, and power feed tends to reverse, occasionally detonating nuclear cell battery.
*** Death field unstable, holding the weapon while using this feature is highly disadvised.
**** Compared to a dead squirrel tied to a pole.
***** Product known to misfire, handle with caution.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:29 am
Hmmmmmm How Much?
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:17 am
[QUOTE=Masa]I'm fraid it ain't that easy, The gypsies cursed me, took my soul and gave it to some vampire. Now what was his name... Angle... Angels... something like that. [/QUOTE]
Angle... Angels... Anglican... Oh! His name was Jethro Bob. Dang vampire with an illicit soul, cursed to wander the earth in search of its real owner. And quite unable to satisfy the soul's craving for crisps.
[/QUOTE]Angle... Angels... Anglican... Oh! His name was Jethro Bob. Dang vampire with an illicit soul, cursed to wander the earth in search of its real owner. And quite unable to satisfy the soul's craving for crisps.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:31 pm
[QUOTE=Lonewolf]Hmmmmmm How Much?[/QUOTE]
I'm sure we can work something out...
[quote="Chim]Angle... Angels... Anglican... Oh! His name was Jethro Bob. Dang vampire with an illicit soul"]
:laugh:
I'm sure we can work something out...
[quote="Chim]Angle... Angels... Anglican... Oh! His name was Jethro Bob. Dang vampire with an illicit soul"]
:laugh:
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:41 am
How does 10 bucks sound? Note : I Dont take no for an answer :laugh:
:laugh:Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:47 am
Fine, but if you get your face blown off you can't sue us.