Top Ten signs you are addicted to BGII

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:10 am

The front door looks like a sargofagus lid,the answering m/c says"You summoned me!",you appear in meetings with the "Cloak of Mirroring"and let the dog cast Fear on anything that moves!(Being a Rotty,he can do that.)Not to mention,getting caught with Viconia!!! by your girl-friend.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:17 am

-You reply "I can dance on the head of a pin as well" whenever you are given an assignment

KN · Post by KN » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:24 am

Your most recent girlfriends resemble BG2 characters in some way.

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
- Klingon Crewman "Day of the Dove"

Cygnus · Post by **Cygnus** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:27 am

You know you have been playing too much Baldur's Gate II if. . .

you put "Level 10 Human Software Programmer" on the top of your resume.

you describe things in game terms "I totally rolled a critical when I was bowling the other night."

you talk to everyone you see asking them if they have any Quests.

you ask for a Peasant room at the hotel, unless you are injured. . .

-Cygnus

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:37 am

You start calling your gf Viconia... or Jaheira (for the wicked ones)

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Ubik the Spam Artist

Ajantis · Post by **Ajantis** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:38 am

Everyone's impressive!

Let me have a try too...

Keep shouting "Run for the eyes boo, run for the eyes!" when you see the hamsters in the pet shop...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 11:59 am

When cornered by a particualrly ugly girl in a bar the egress options that run through your mind are:

- Summon some cannon fodder ('friends') to distract her
- Drink a potion ('beer') to make the fight easier
- Have a crack at her but claim 'My weapon has no effect'

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:30 pm

When you made a mistake or did not like the result you've got, immediately think,"Sh*t, next time I'll take a different path". Then, start planning the different tactics for the same situation from the beginning...

I really do look for a reload buttun, somtimes...

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Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:30 pm

Tell your girlfriend: "Yeah, you're a fine looking strumpet."

nael · Post by **nael** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:47 pm

*you run up and start attacking statues thinking they are golems

*every lock to every door in your house needs a diiferent key

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:56 pm

You think the Geo-Dome at Epcot Center in Florida will send you to another plane of existence.

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 2:44 pm

-Your investor's portfolio strategy consists of a paragraph outlining the
towns you have not looted yet to display potential revenue
-someone taps you on the shoulder and you reply with 'boo says, what?'
-you look for mouseprints whenever you wake up.
-you take off your watch before entering a meeting in case it prevents you from casting spells upon your enemies.
When you have a trip out of town you figure you'll need to load another disc
to go there.-you don't want to go into a meeting unless you've been hasted and blessed.

Pigdog · Post by **Pigdog** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 2:54 pm

I like Krom's the best.

You only tell your Girlfriend that ONCE.

LMAO

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Cultured Swine of Doom

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 5:05 pm

Whenever you go out with friends you warn them that your ultimate goal is to hunt down an evil wizard and that it could be dangerous.

Bill · Post by **Bill** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 5:10 pm

- You cast "Domination" before asking your boss for a day-off.

- You cast "Feeblemind" before asking your boss for a raise (and "Luck" to yourself)

- Before you enter his/her office you cast "Protection from evil" and "Negative plane protection" to yourself.

- When you want to buy a pet for your girlfriend,you buy her a scroll of "Find Familiar"

- When you have forgotten your car keys,you cast "Knock" (but the damn alarm sounds so next time you should cast "Silence 15' radius" before)

Avariel · Post by **Avariel** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 2:17 am

Before going over to your best friend's house, you attempt to cast Protection From Evil on yourself, in case his bitchy girlfriend is there.

"Hey man what's--GAHHH! Where's my holy symbol?!?!?"

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Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

~Avariel~
"Damn pointy-eared tree-hugging elf, prancing through the forests and whatnot!"

Pangur Ban · Post by **Pangur Ban** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 3:01 am

When you read a memo at your office and you wonder why it didn't disappear.

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18 claws, bright eyes, and a fluffy tail solve 27% of all known problems in the universe ...

fallout · Post by **fallout** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 3:51 am

If you start to carry dices and roll them before every move you do.

If you hunt for animal skins.

If you start to carry holy water for protection.

If cars & busses becomes meaningles and start to walk everehere.

Alison Entreri · Post by **Alison Entreri** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 10:23 am

You know you're addicted when;

You consider your musically talented friends "Bards" and expect them to play music when you are in a fight.

You consider stay-sharp knives Daggers +1.

When you are in a pet store you try and find out what each animals special abilities are.

You start to associate your friends with the NPC's "So-and-so you sounded just like Anomen. Who?... Ah, nevermind.

Your friends start calling you "Balders Nerd".

Your alarm starts sounding like "Ah, the child of Baahl has awoken... it is time for more experiments...

You "get" every joke in the topic.

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The Present is an Illusion, The Future is a Dream and The Past is a Lie!

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 10:33 am

You are given a blue shirt for your birthday, then spend the whole day looking for an "identify" scroll so you can find out what's special about it.

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