What can't you do?

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:28 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]I can't make scrambled eggs. Which really annoys me; one of the most nutritious foods around, and tastiest when done properly I can't do. I just get rubbery crap [/QUOTE]

You may want to try it on a lower temp.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:53 pm

Yeah, I can't sleep unless it's cold. I find that even if my a/c is set at 70, it's not good enough; I have to have the air constantly blowing on me for me to get comfortable. But I also have to be wrapped up in my sheets, something my mother always thought was odd since she knew how much I loved the cold. I'm still surprised I fell asleep last Tuesday at my friend's mom's condo; I had to sleep on an air mattress with my friend's brother. No sheets. It was nice and cold, and he and I had like three feet between us. 'course, the jerk woke me up like an hour later and told me I was snoring. I warned him.

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:59 pm

Who the hell is he to wake you up when you are sleeping :laugh: .

A good 60-65 F is like prime condition to sleep for me. I don't know how some people like it 80 F and higher, I would be sweating so bad.

I guess I was told I snore too. So yesterday I looked at my bottom lip and there was two little dots, and I am guessing it was from a spider because they were spaced perfectly.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:56 pm

[QUOTE=Chanak]Another side-effect: drooling on a book. Man, I hate that.

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You think you hate it, what about the next person who finds it?

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:45 am

I can't lick my own nipples.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:54 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]I can't lick my own nipples.[/QUOTE]
LMAO....ohhh....im just not gonna make any other comment..:laugh: :laugh:

I can't sleep in a room with any lights on....or completely silent...need to have classical music on really low...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:52 pm

I can't burp, I avoid sparkling beverages since they make me feel like I'm about to soar away any minute.

I can't cook anything that can be called decent food.

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:16 pm

[QUOTE=C Elegans]I can't burp[/QUOTE]

You too huh? I can drink a 12 oz pop in like a few hours without hurting. Granted mine is a physical thing but is yours too?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:28 pm

Mine is definitely physical, there is some reflex that doesn't work properly. Numerous friends, even my parents, have tried to teach me how to swallow air and then belch, but it's been impossible - after a while I just feel uncomfortable because of all the air I can't get out.

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:39 pm

When I was a little baby I used to throw up everything and the doctors found I had a malifunctioning pyloric valve. They did some type of cutting to make it work properly but I can't burp. Granted I am alive so I don't mind that trade off even though I would like to use it sometimes.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:12 pm

[QUOTE=Chanak]One thing I seem to be unable to do these days: remain awake for long whilst sitting in front of a TV.

Another thing I can't seem to pull off successfully anymore: read a book whilst lying in bed and remain conscious long enough to finish one lousy chapter.

This is in stark contrast to the days when I would devour 1,000 page books in a few nights, feverishly reading until sunrise. My inability has lead to some rude awakenings. These days, I tend to avoid reading large hardcover books in the prone position since I have been startled awake by a big book plopping directly on my face.

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Yeah, I'm finding that now too.

Heh, a book in the face is better than a hardback falling on your crotch.

I can't turn on a TV with my mind. It's shocking.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:56 pm

[QUOTE=C Elegans]I can't burp[/QUOTE]

Me neither.

I also can't dance at all. Or snowboard/skateboard/ski/surf.

Ertai · Post by **Ertai** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:38 pm

I can't whistle.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:45 pm

[QUOTE=The Z]I also can't dance at all. [/QUOTE]I've been told I can (could) dance pretty well ...... for a white guy.

Siberys · Post by **Siberys** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:52 pm

I can't kill anyone with my tea cup, it only works with a soup cup, but not a tea cup....(brownie points for who gets the reference, should be pretty easy).

I can't seem to find a thread that would go without any smily whatsoever.

slade · Post by **slade** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:21 am

[QUOTE=Athena]Noone can.

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speak for youself...sweetheart....Iam the only guy who can apparently and when I find the guys at guiness book of records I will show the world.....I cant even explain it.....I think its got to be my tongue...I am flexible...but my biceps get in the way half the time...so it has to be my tongue...... I can roll my R's

I cant whistle

I cant wall on a 10 foot wall because Im scared of heights....but Ill get on the biggest rollercoaster

I cant kill anyone in my dreams.... in self defense

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:34 am

I can't resist putting in my two cents worth, and arguing with anything I disagree with.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:46 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]I can't resist putting in my two cents worth, and arguing with anything I disagree with.[/QUOTE]

Why two cents? Why not give them your three quarters?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:56 am

Because in Australia we don't have quarters.

We go from twenty to fifty, we don't have two cents anymore, but I've got a couple of the old coins somewhere.

Spoiler

Okay, let's see who's first to come up with the brilliant coment regarding quaters, perhaps asking how basketball works with no quaters. Very funny!

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:28 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Because in Australia we don't have quarters.

We go from twenty to fifty, we don't have two cents anymore, but I've got a couple of the old coins somewhere.

Spoiler

Okay, let's see who's first to come up with the brilliant coment regarding quaters, perhaps asking how basketball works with no quaters. Very funny!

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But how do you measure a unit between 1/5 and 1/3?