The Gull's Roost Tavern and Inn

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:10 pm

* The ragged man looked set to deliver a tirade about lewd gutter bound behavior, but his shoulders slump when he notices that the Dane has set about nothing more than the tease part of strip tease. Looking about, his naked feet stick uncomfortably to the liquid detritus on the cheap Persian rugs that make up the floor coverings as he walks towards the bar. Checking his coin purse he finds, to his dismay that it has gone astray. To the bar-keep:*

Er, do you run a tab? - Curdis !

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:31 pm

Curdis wrote:* The ragged man looked set to deliver a tirade about lewd gutter bound behavior, but his shoulders slump when he notices that the Dane has set about nothing more than the tease part of strip tease. Looking about, his naked feet stick uncomfortably to the liquid detritus on the cheap Persian rugs that make up the floor coverings as he walks towards the bar. Checking his coin purse he finds, to his dismay that it has gone astray. To the bar-keep:*

Er, do you run a tab? - Curdis !

lol! Yes, I do run a tab. But be warned, you might be required to either dance or wash dishes if you can't pay it

@CE,
it's not that I don't appreciate it, I mean a little eye candy around an establishment never hurts

I was just trying to point out that for once it wasn't me who was responsible for the general slide into depravity

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:48 pm

No dancing dudettes doing the can-can?

Now I'm depraved.

*gets a tankard of San Miguel and imagines kenderettes doing the can-can*

I just love the way...

...their topknots bounce up and down...

mr_sir · Post by **mr_sir** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:58 pm

Brings in kareoke machine and starts singing twinkle twinkle little star just to annoy everyone

Mr_Snow · Post by **Mr_Snow** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:06 pm

Glances in and notices dudette can-can dancers & Twinkle twinkle kareoke

...now this is my kind of place

:laugh:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:24 pm

lmao!
@Mr. Sir, you *just* had to, didn't you!
..Er.... I do hope you haven't removed your skirt for the event :speech:

@Mr. Snow,
so happy you like it here :laugh:

I'm heading off for the night so I'll have to leave you both in Mah's capable hands ...

Mr_Snow · Post by **Mr_Snow** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:41 pm

steps up to the bar...

"so what drinks are served in this fine establishment, do they come with paper umbrellas? Everything tastes better with an umbrella in it!"

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:50 am

Mr_Snow wrote:steps up to the bar...

"so what drinks are served in this fine establishment, do they come with paper umbrellas? Everything tastes better with an umbrella in it!"

I think only sunshades are left, but hey - if an umbrealla works, why not a sunshade, they are practically the same thing

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:07 am

mr_sir wrote:Brings in kareoke machine and starts singing twinkle twinkle little star just to annoy everyone

Noo! Not that song! My ears are hurting!! *covers ears with hands* I should've shot that machine to smithereens (now how long was I aiming at that machine anyway?) when I had the chance! *Jumps through a nearby window and ran away as far as possible*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:11 am

*sets up the "Karaoke Machine From Hell" fully equipped with such classics as every Wayne Newton tune ever forced upon the public in Las Vegas; Disney's wonderfully infernal theme song; Don Ho's "Tiny Bubbles;" and everyone's favorite, "The Song That Never Ends"*

Take your pick. We could also do Elvis tunes. :laugh:

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:21 am

*struts in, donning his usual all-black clothes, takes the mic, wanders on stage, and does his best karaoke mime impersonation*

mr_sir · Post by **mr_sir** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:36 am

Chanak wrote:*sets up the "Karaoke Machine From Hell" fully equipped with such classics as every Wayne Newton tune ever forced upon the public in Las Vegas; Disney's wonderfully infernal theme song; Don Ho's "Tiny Bubbles;" and everyone's favorite, "The Song That Never Ends"*

Take your pick. We could also do Elvis tunes. :laugh:

Don't forget the songs from Grease that everyone always sings. You also need a good selection of cheesy 80s songs to annoy everyone with.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:54 am

*dons cheesy washed up, has-been Vegas entertainer uniform, presses button number 2,345*

"The Loooooove Boat...soon we'll be making another run..."

Where's those life-sized cardboard pics of Stubing and Gopher???

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:39 am

mr_sir wrote:You also need a good selection of cheesy 80s songs to annoy everyone with.

I can recommend one. Its 'Wow' by Kate Bush. That song got on my nerves that I was almost on the verge of breaking the CD-player (Luckily I can control myself but man, it really irritates me!).

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:09 am

DesR85 wrote:I can recommend one. Its 'Wow' by Kate Bush.

That's from the late 70's, and it's nothing compared to the musical geniouses who produced masterpieces such as "Careless whisper", "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" or "Like a virgin".

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:21 am

I have a good one.

*strolls over to the karaoke machine and pulls up the entire playlist of William Shatner's greatest hits*

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:46 am

C Elegans wrote:That's from the late 70's, and it's nothing compared to the musical geniouses who produced masterpieces such as "Careless whisper", "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" or "Like a virgin".

HAHA - I was very close to mentioning Careless Whisper ... or "Last Christmas"

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:53 am

Xandax wrote: ... or "Last Christmas"

Why did you remind me of that one? It had blissfully sunk deeply into my unconscious memory...Alas, thou cruel Danish stripper, that'' cost you song and dance performance of "I'm too sexy"

I'm waiting

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:55 am

Xandax wrote:....or "Last Christmas"

Hey, I remember that song. I kind of liked it too. Speaking of which, maybe some early 90s songs as well since there could be some that will be enough to make a lot of people unconscious just listening to them.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:33 am

C Elegans wrote: Why did you remind me of that one? It had blissfully sunk deeply into my unconscious memory...Alas, thou cruel Danish stripper, that'' cost you song and dance performance of "I'm too sexy" I'm waiting

I don't dance to "I'm to Sexy"..... only "Yellow's Oh Yeah"

:laugh:

But Last Christmas is truely annoying, and it is mainstay on almost every single christmas compliation released every year and played over and over and over and over and over and.... well...