Spells that were left out

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Jul 27, 2001 9:39 am

Summon Crickets
Creates 1,000,000 crickets to add the caster it deafens the casters opponents and so on

Saruman · Post by **Saruman** » Fri Jul 27, 2001 9:42 am

One final one before I leave work

Melf's Acid Tab

Creates 6 small pieces of paper that go into your inventory (much like goodberry)

These pieces of paper may be put into quick item slots and be used just like potions

After swallowing the total effect lasts for 8 hours but each turn user must randomise the specific effect for that turn. Sample specific effects include;
Imagined Flight (the user imagines that he now has the ability to fly and as such will attempt to jump of tall buildings etc.)
Confusion (the user just wanders round in a world of his own)
Detect Invisible (the user will be able to see creatures that are not there, he will even be able to hold conversations with them)
Imaginary Transformation (the user believes that he has transformed into a random creature and will gain all the mannerisms of said creature etc. if the user imaginarry transforms into a bird then he also gains the ability of imagined flight)
Improved catonic state (the user becomes catonic and no amount of action from other party members will wake him up)

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Fri Jul 27, 2001 9:42 am

Wand of Mancunian weather

Range: All viable picnic areas north of Watford
Effect: Summons forth infinite hd of crappy,grey, cold,windy, drizzly,pissy rain
Duration: Hours and hours and days and days and ..oh, bloody hell when is going to stop!!

All actions cease whilst this spell is in effect.

Gloves of Toxeth: +60 % thieving skill bonus

Saruman · Post by **Saruman** » Fri Jul 27, 2001 9:45 am

Wand of mancunian Weather...

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Fri Jul 27, 2001 10:43 am

As I recall, the effects of the Melf's Acid Tab can also resemble a Time Stop spell...

The Outsider · Post by **The Outsider** » Fri Jul 27, 2001 3:39 pm

Speed

Similar to the 3rd level spell Haste, this spell increases the movement rate of the target by 100%. Attacks per round are increased by 1 1/2. However, the target becomes so jittery that there is a 80% chance of spell failure, and a 30% chance of the target becoming beserk. Furthermore, CHA is reduced by 3, owing to the machine-gun stuttering.

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Sun Oct 14, 2001 4:55 am

I thought I'd dig up this old beauty again.

Summon Jordan
Range: 38FFF
Casting Couch Time: 2 minutes
Duration: directly proportional to the quantity of silicone at hand
Saving Throw: males: none. Females: N/A
Area of effect: chest height

When this spell is cast, a 38-32-34hd Mancunian topless model is summoned. The effect of this spell is similar to that of the level 7 druid spell Nature's Beauty. However, it affects all men, including those in your party. The effect on women is similar to that of a Berserker's enrage skill. Some have described this spell as "unnatural beauty".

I can also think of a spell related to Osama Bin Laden, but it's probably in poor taste.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sun Oct 14, 2001 8:28 pm

Protection from Acid Funk/House
Range: Caster
Casting time: And a wun and a
Duration: One track per level
Material Component: A small banjo
The only, and absolute, protection from Power Word - Funk, Speed, Melf's Acid Tab and the Paisley Blade of Disaster. Once commenced this chant will completely negate the effects of the above spells. Comes in two flavours Country & Western.

Summon Davo

Summons an Australian male of average everything who will sit and listen, or wander off as the mood takes him. Can be made to stick around indefinately if the party has a female member with high charisma (sometimes over 2 will do), but the party must then get used to utterences such as: 'Look at those', 'got a light', 'maaaate',... - Curdis