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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2000 5:24 pm
by getsleepy
I did tried the "are you an angel?" thing and it worked... I believe that gal was too drunk to know what I was saying. Enough alchol will make the impossible possible.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2000 5:29 pm
by flinfman
apparently it did: she found you attractive!!!! all praise the wonder sof alcohol!!!

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2000 5:37 pm
by getsleepy
I won't say the things we gulped down were soft. It was after few bottles of vodka and teguila before she finds me attractive. Sad thing is the wonder didn't work next day... That's why I said I need some power charm spell ^_^

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2000 9:22 am
by Ubik
So, there must be another spell invented. Maybe you can call it "the allmighty power drunk spell" or plain "Jack Daniel's"!
No saving throws allowed, it hits and renders the babe drunk for, let's say, 2d6 + 1 for every 4 levels you got, days. That way it won't wear off too soon. And you can have all the fun you want Image

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2000 1:19 pm
by KidD01
Hey you guys ! You are spamming in the wrong threat ! BTW r u sure you are old enough to talk about those things ? Image Image Image

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They can only kill me with golden bullet !

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2000 1:24 pm
by KidD01
After read lots of your "spam" up there, i concur that you all have no confidence to manly handle a woman (i mean pick a gal !), what da heck is making er drunk anyway ? It's foolish, selfish, ungentleman, and most of all prideless.
Do you guys always do that kinda stuff to get a gal ? I sure hope you don't IRL......*sigh*

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They can only kill me with golden bullet !

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2000 2:54 pm
by Ubik
Kiddo, you are a major spammer... or at least I think so.
Btw, what about the "drunk" spell, wouldn't it be helpfull for people like getsleepy, who cannot get laid properly


(damned, kiddo, I am a married man, if you haven't noticed yet)

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2000 4:03 pm
by flinfman
Kiddo, get real. This has now become the Relationship Board, or haven't you been paying attention? Image

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2000 4:04 pm
by flinfman
Regardless, the drunken master spell is the one to which we must sadly aspire to fill our days with wine and women (and most likely song if we're in a pub).

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2000 5:18 pm
by Kik'th Mutchath
You know, even us Drow ladies like a little wine women and song too...It's not ALL 'take-me-home-tie-me-up-and-spank-me' happy funfun time. *winks*

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"What _can_ be cured must be endured..."

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2000 5:28 pm
by Omar
Why not try a shapechange for instance? Pick something that will raise your charisma to "Mr Universe"-level!
Or use some Axe deo: if the commercial is to be believed (and why not..?) it is a babe-magnet.
Or do as I do: attack your girl with the power of Kama Sutra!!!!

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2000 6:47 pm
by Drakron Du´Dark
AXE DEO (ENCHANTMENT/CHARM) level 7

Range: 15 yards Saving Throw: none
Casting Time: none Area of Effect: Special
Duration: Special

Upon Casting this spell the Caster will Became Very attractive to females. This Spell can only be cast at Dawn and ends nightfall. any foul Smell will remove the Effects.
One Should be Careful in using LUCK spell when AXE DEO is active, many mage Have perished because of the enhanced effects.

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2000 9:28 pm
by flinfman
I'd say this board was growing pathetic, yet here I am posting alongside it with my smoke-and-mirrors "seduce and destroy" messages. Don't feel like throwing any stones tonight, so if any women are reading this feel free to laugh along with us... Image

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2000 10:37 pm
by getsleepy
Kido: Not everyone has the time to have a relationship going (Oh, yes, we all play BG2 and time is too precious to waste on those gals). We have a job during day and sometime overtimes. That's why we go to pub and try to have a good time at night. Making them drunk is just a sure way that they'll think last night is an ONS when they wake up the next day. So they won't try to go in to a relationship which I don't really have time for. Once you work, and earning some decent pay, you'll know what I mean.

Ubik: I know, such way is so unproper, but imagine the kind of girls I'm getting ^_^ Here's a hint, go up and talk to them, if they're willing to talk, then order a bottle to share. You'll get your way sooner or later (EVIL GRIN).

Flin: Hey, we were doing fine. I won't call it pathetic or anything, I would call it lonely man talking.

[This message has been edited by getsleepy (edited 12-25-2000).]

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2000 9:20 am
by Ubik
Getsleepy, you are not going through your bleeding life with ONS just because you have to work, earn money and play BG2?????
Hey, buddy, I am not going to talk about the kind (and the quality, if I may say so) of women I had, since that would be kinda childish, but, still, I could say this:
There is more to the opposite sex than just sex. And you are missing this, if you stick to ONS.
And, remember, do NOT give ANYTHING up, just to make money. You will miss all the fun of life and one day - when you are old and bitter - you will whine alone, crying about all the lost chances...
And believe me pal, I am older than you and a quite experienced person, so I should know what I am talking about...


Didn't wanted to sound melodramatic, though, so cheer up lad, drink a J.D's on my behalf and buy a martini to that brunette in the corner of the bar - isn't she sweet?

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2001 9:37 pm
by Drakron Du´Dark
sorry back on top.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche