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... EATS YOUR LUNCH!!! This makes you so mad that you instantly get up on your feet. You look in your pack once more and ...

...pull out your ultra secret weapon, the old reliable Banana Bomb...of course it has its drawbacks and when you use it....

... your voraciously evil twin eats it for dessert. Belching, your scandalously evil twin ...

.....blew up. And since one explosion creates lots of other banana bombs, multiple explosions were heard and by the time the whole commotion was over, nothing was left. His body is blown to bits up (very minuscule bits). You move on until....

...those tiny pieces of your evil twin comes back to life and creates 42 small evil twins. The 42 small evil twins forces you to...

... submit! The rules as per the dictatorship of your 42 evil twins are as follows:

1. You are to fetch their slippers and the paper every morning.

2. You are to do all the washing up, no complaining.

3. You are to let them win at monopoly every time for all eternity.

These rules are harsh, but you really have no choice but to comply. Until one day, several years later ...

...You discover the biggest magnifying glass you have ever seen. You turn the magnifying glass to the nearest evil twin and start frying the evil twins like ants. You manage to fry 11,5 evil twins when...

... you remember that if you kill all the twins, you will not be able to put them on trial for crimes against humanity ...

...but come to think of it, justice, do you care? No you're just feeling rather snackish, after all you missed lunch. Hmm how good does a fried evil twin taste? 32 evil twins should make a nice hors d'oeuvre. You pick up a mini evil twin to taste test, not bad, but could use some chili... oh, no, not again...

... ...

.....Unfortunately, all 42 evil twins are immortal. When evil twin number 32 realizes that you're trying to eat him, he zaps you with a grabstickorickledeedootrapperinvisomagicalprestoyaywhatfungooglemegamorphusdrasticchangermakeyoutentimesshorter and you shrink to his size.

Not knowing what to do, you leap into the pot of chili, which turns out to be yet another portal........

.... "Fun aren't they?" You look to find an old man holding out something. "it's a majic pencil" (you know the one from cartoons that can change real life) so armed with this you....

...draw a picture of yourself taking the opportunity to slightly enhance your features and make some important parts of your body much, much, MUCH larger than before. Satisfied with the unnatural result, you say the magic word (voilà!) and try to call your girlfriend but no amount of Fortify Luck is ever able to improve your cell phone reception.
Meanwhile, your evil twin files a suit against you and now you are on the Terrible Inter-Galactic Mafia's (TIGM) hit-list...

... At number 515415483548354861864348434684324848154451854354943547358864546843587484354781249314943548154986434843548416548465484324684. ( your evil twin is poor) so you jump a space train to....

... a galaxy far far away. But on the way the space train malfunctions and instead sets a crash course for the nearest star!! As the train approaches the huge star...

... you get terribly star-struck , even more so than when you stalked Paris Hilton for a month, and finally got a whole can of mace up your face and beat up by her bodyguards to boot ...

...after you get closer the the star you realize that it is not a star at all. It is a Battlestar. You have a situation here. To your horror, you are taken captive by a hundred Super Terrible Inter-Galactic Hitmen! They already eliminated trillions of other innocent victims on their list and it is your turn now. Luckily, the hitmen don't just blow folks up right away; they blather for awhile about why they hate you, that it is not personal blah blah blah so you have time to figure out what to do next.
While the hitmen are spouting their drivel you notice...

.....six tons of dynamite sitting in a corner. Slowly scooting across the floor towards it, you see your respawned twin stealthily entering with a gun. You leap and soar through the air as bullets whizz past you. A bullet finally hits the dynamite and you are blown two zorgelzillion light years away, face planting on a distant planet.....

...and bouncing back. You are sucked right into the Battlestar's Super Secret Cloning Facility Center. The robots think you are an escaped clone and try to stuff you into one of the containers but...

.....grab an EMP gun on the desk and pulled the trigger. In an instant, all the robots malfunctioned and blew themselves up. You then accessed their computer for the layout of the facility. You find that the escape pod is just two rooms away. You proceed towards the escape pods.....