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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG> Georgi! 3% and you say your a university student? Oh wait, that actually makes sense, we're some of the most laid back non-giving a **** kinda people in the world </STRONG>

Yes, and I'm an university student on vacation

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Yes, and I'm an university student on vacation </STRONG>

Cripes, no wonder it's so low! Any less stressed and it's unlikely you'd even have a pulse!

I supposes I should test mine...

LMAO! guess what, I actually got 3% streess too

That's bad! I'm not even on holidays!

The Death Test

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 4, 2047
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Suicide (7%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)

The Sex Test

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

7 people!

Including the 3 you've already had sex with,
that makes 4 new lovers!


The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
4 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
You have an untapped source of sexual energy.

You exhibit a stress percentage of


72%

which is well above average.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:


one of your fellow posters.


your significant other.


consciousness.

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
4 of them will be male</STRONG>

Ah well, there goes the fantasy

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

one of your fellow posters.</STRONG>

*Vehemence starts whispering the word, "Waverly" over and over into Weasel's subconscious*

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>
You have an untapped source of sexual energy.</STRONG>

I have to say.. I liked yours better than mine

by Weasel's test
In addition, you'll consider sleeping with a prostitute.

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Ah well, there goes the fantasy </STRONG>

The Slut Test

The results are in! You are


36% slutty
which is actually less than the average, 46%.


Based on the 4,028,908 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 30% of the world.
you're cleaner than 69% of the world.

[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: Georgi ]

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>*Vehemence starts whispering the word, "Waverly" over and over into Weasel's subconscious* </STRONG>

LMFAO

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 18 lbs. 14 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 15%
Most likely defect: spina-bifida

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

11 people!

Including the 5 you've already had sex with,
that makes 6 new lovers!

The info on your 6 future sex partner(s):
6 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have an untapped source of sexual energy.

Hmmm... I don't think I like the only love one of them thing... but hey, sex is sex!

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have an untapped source of sexual energy.

Hmmm... I don't think I like the only love one of them thing... but hey, sex is sex! </STRONG>

I would consider this good.

The B!tch Test

The results are in. You are certifiably:


18% b1tch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%





How others compare:
0% (same as you)
5% (less b!tchy than you)
95% (b!tchier than you)

Of the 5,719,064 test takers so far:


52% can use a gun
51% cheated in a relationship
50% been in a catfight
50% forget birthdays
45% blamed a friend for farting
29% gnawed during oral sex
27% wear lots of hairspray
22% stomped on someone with high heels

The b!tchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 41% b!tchy.
Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends.
Canadian women are more likely to consider themselves successful.
Girls with tattoos like authority less.
Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget their friends' birthdays.

[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: Georgi ]

Greedy Animal! You are...
85% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 58 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.


Of the 1,059,031 test takers so far:


0% are as greedy as you.
1% are greedier than you.
99% are less greedy than you.

Georgi, good to know your about as bïtchy as I am a bastard

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 58 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.</STRONG>

ROFLMFAO!!!

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Georgi, good to know your about as bïtchy as I am a bastard </STRONG>

Noooo, I'm less b!tchy than you are a bastard

Vehemence + Georgi = 62.5%

Intriguing

So you think that if I was less of a bastard, then Vehemence + Georgi = >62.5%?

Hmmm... incidentilly, when's my slumber party?

It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!




How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

As we said, this test gets smarter with every taker, and it's almost never wrong. You can make it even better by telling us it was right for you.


EXCELLENT!

From the darkest bowels of our database, we have successfully pinched out your gender. Technology does always prevail, it seems. Thank you for contributing.

-- So Far, The Gender Test Has Learned --

Men prefer falling over drowning to death.

Women really hate the word "used".

Women are more likely to realize that clams
are alive (90%) than men (only 87%).

If you're really wondering how the Gender Test works so well, realize that 2,691,767 people have taken the test. And it's gotten smarter each time.

For each question, we track very carefully what each sex answers, and we use this information to build a complicated set of statistics.