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Gotta go sleep now.Good night all

Here are some translations of "I Love You" :
English (England) : I Love Thee
German : Ich Liebe Dich
Indonesian : Aku Cinta Padamu / Aku cinta Kamu
Japanese : Aish!teru
Chinese : Wo ai Ni
Chinese (Canton) : Ngo Oi Loi
New York : I luv U

In case any of you want to go international !

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They can only kill me with golden bullet !
"The Deed is Done" -- Hanzo Hattori
Hail to The KidD ! Champion of Spam, The Dark Lord of Spamsters !

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Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Russian (well with out the russian letters ): Menja Lublu Tebja

Saturday night at 4 a.m.: You - Me, toilet

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Off topic, but a good laugh:

TYPES OF MEN YOU MEET IN THE TOILET

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts

SOCIABLE : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

CROSS-EYED : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

TIMID : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink

CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug

ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

CHILDISH : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

TOUGH : Bangs **** on side of urinal to dry it

PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand

EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to crap, then does both

DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

CONCEITED : Holds two inch **** like a baseball bat

DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants

SNEAK : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed


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ROTFLMAO

Canton-Ngo Oi Lei and not Ngo Oi Loi

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Well I must be a combination of CLEVER (except for floor) and SNEAK

And some nights DRUNK

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@ Flagg : In honor of your vast knowledge i'm here to bestow you the honorary title as : Super Funky Cally Flaggy Sexy !

(No offense Flagg !)

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They can only kill me with golden bullet !
"The Deed is Done" -- Hanzo Hattori
Hail to The KidD ! Champion of Spam, The Dark Lord of Spamsters !

Italian: Ti Amo

French: J'etaim

Greek: S'agapo

Alabama: Let's drool



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Originally posted by Ubik:

Alabama: Let's drool

Originally posted by KidD01:
@ Flagg : In honor of your vast knowledge i'm here to bestow you the honorary title as : Super Funky Cally Flaggy Sexy !

Cool, my first honorary title.

sorry Weasel

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People, we seems losing focus on giving our comrade Brink some insights in romancing !

Something my old mster gave me :
If you want to date 2 women or more try not to date 2 women in near places i.e. same faculty, same school, same complex. It could be a disaster !

Trust me, I've been there !

P.S : I would also give my dearest friend Weasel this honorary title : I.M. Weasel

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Brink in order to date and have long or short term relationships with women, we must first inform you about women in general:

Women, by nature, are evil. It is only when we understand this simple concept that men can ever hope to understand women. Hopefully, with these guidelines, men will have a better understanding of the mysterious ways of womankind.The first thing one must remember about a woman is that she knows everything. This is without exception. To go as far as say that a woman knows what you are thinking is not unrealistic. If, at any point of time, you are unsure of what you are thinking, one of the best ways to find out is to ask the nearest woman.
But, unfortunately, there is a drawback to asking a woman such a question. This drawback is that she, in all probability, will answer. And once a woman starts talking, it is very rare that she will ever stop. I believe this has something to do with the way that women think. Women believe that as long as they are talking, people listen to her. Of course, listening to a woman talk can be very tedious at times. It is OK not to listen to her as long as you nod your head in agreement and say Uh-huh every now and then. This makes the woman think you are listening and therefore she is happy.

Happiness is a good thing in a woman. If a woman is not happy, all hell breaks loose. In order to help a woman keep a state of happiness, one should buy her gifts for various reasons. These reasons include the 1 month anniversary, the 1 year anniversary, Presidents Day, and any day whose date is a multiple of one. These gifts could be in the conventional form of flowers and candy, or for greater happiness, cars and real estate.

Often, when a woman says something, it is not what she means. But, other times, she says exactly what she means. It is only possible to distinguish these two cases if you are a woman. Since women already know the nature of women, this is of no use to them. For men, we can only hope to distinguish the difference, for a mistake in judgement can result in death.

Women know what men want. This is very strange, because even as sometimes men dont know what they are thinking, men usually dont know what they want. However, I must observe that it seems that what men want for the most part is women. This is unfortunate, for women know this fact and know that it is possible for them to do almost anything and this fact will not change.

Women have a very delicate nature. It is virtually impossible to keep one happy all of the time. It is totally impossible to know what one is thinking or feeling. And it is also impossible for us men, knowing how evil they are, not to love them.

Who hasn't

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Originally posted by KidD01:

P.S : I would also give my dearest friend Weasel this honorary title : I.M. Weasel

I hate to even ask..

What does I.M. mean?

@ Weasel : Anything you like buddy !

I.M. : Ivory Moose

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I.M. = I Moon Weasel???

Can we get back to the subject at hand: Teaching Brink.

@Flagg....you and the rest can teach him...if this page got back to my wife....Ummmm it would not be a pretty site.. All the roses in the world wouldn't help me..