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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:34 am
by Sean The Owner
granted, but it turned green the second you open it
i wish no one could block me on msn so i could continually piss people off:mischief:
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:41 am
by Patrick
OK all blockade to you and MSN have been sanctioned to stop. Even Bill Gates notices you have a lot of room now on msn. SO inorder to keep things proper you have been sent to orbit the planet from space you can have all th eMSN you want baby.
I wish for an Irish Green Sauce.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:47 am
by Sean The Owner
granted, you get a ton(literally) dumped onto your house, your house is in ruins...
i wish i had a costume shop
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:40 pm
by wing
granted. you now own the best halloween costume shop in the world. unfortunately, the costumes are so good that they give you nightmares every night. good luck sleeping.
i wish my parents would let me do whatever i want
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:53 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, you move in with your aunt and uncle who discipline you instead
i wish i could read the 7th harry potter book
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:16 pm
by wing
granted. you finally get your hands on the 7th harry potter book. jk rowling finds out and sues the world for everything everyone owns.
i wish i could go on vacation to disneyland
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:26 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, micky mouse hugs you to death(literally) as you walk in
i wish i had unlimited amounts of brownies
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:59 pm
by wing
granted. you now have an unlimited supply of chicken-produced brownies
i wish i didnt have to go to bed
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:28 am
by Sean The Owner
granted, your parents ditch you and you now live on your own, but then the electricity and internet bill comes in and disconnects your internet and electricity...no more GB, elder scrolls 3, or monstersgame for you:laugh:
i wish i could sleep...
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:34 pm
by wing
granted. you can sleep, but you can't wake up
i wish i was an only child
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:16 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, you no longer get to spurt out random answers as your mom helps your sister with her homework
i wish i had better speakers for my computer
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:56 pm
by wing
granted. you get the best speakers ever made for your computer. you decide to see how loud they get. your house blows up
i wish my sister wasnt in here
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:38 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, your mother is there looking at your bad test scores on the internet:speech:
i wish my internet wouldnt randomly stop working...
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:10 pm
by wing
granted. it now consistently stops working.
i wish i wasnt so tall
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:20 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, you are now a hobbit with EXTREMELY hairy feet...
i wish i had all my senses strengthened
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:22 pm
by wing
granted. you can now smell every stink bomb set off everywhere in the world.
i wish my feet werent so hairy
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:52 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, you are now 3 feet taller then "her" with hairless feet
i wish i knew of 17 positions lol
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:56 pm
by wing
granted. you now know the position of 17 flavors of baskin robbins ice cream.
i wish the legal drinking age was 14
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:58 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but the legal *buying* age is still 19-21
i wish i had some popcorn right now...
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:37 pm
by wing
granted. you may have 1 unpopped kernel of popcorn. enjoy
i wish i could sleep in later