Romance 101 for Brink

[Weasel]

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
*Bump*

I need a refresher course

Lesson 356.

Bubba's Bar and Grille is not a Fancy French Resturant.

[Bloodstalker]

Of course not Weasel, I am not a COMPLETE idiot

Everyone knows it's a fancy Italian place

[Eerhardt]

A few more things, we all should know

[Beldin]

Originally posted by Ubik
O-K... let's see... where did I put my King Size Ultra hard rubbing *****...?

Oh yeah, E-Man...I'm sure we all needed to know this....

[Eerhardt]

Ah, but never forget lesson number one, mate:

"Yes dear" [size=0]O-K... let's see... where did I put my King Size Ultra hard rubbing *****...?[/size]

Let's you get away with almost anything

[Minerva]

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Flagg is a spam-production plant

Those were the days posts came in every minutes.... Now Grunty has more posts than Flagg.

(Dare I say, I miss Flagg&Weasel tag team. I suppose Flagg would be the only one who can encourage and help Weasel for his World Domination plan to the max... and will betray him at the last minute. )

[CM]

For your viewing Pleasure - 3 men and women issues

Disclaimer: This is just 3 guys of SYM fooling around. We dont mean any offense by our comments. We are just being guys and as guys we can be crude at points. If some female is offended by our comments we duly apologise and if required we will be willing to remove the post. Again no desire to insult or anything of the sort. Its just guys being guys.



Break kay liya Bechan says:
hey whats up spam master?
The return of Jabberwock says:
not a whole lot...just chatting on the forum and with Brink
Break kay liya Bechan says:
cool where is brink? MSN?

0utput has been added to the conversation.

The return of Jabberwock says:
Yep. Brink, fas. Fas, Brink
The return of Jabberwock says:
oops...Fas got quiet :-/
Break kay liya Bechan says:
sorry
0utput says:
Fas?
0utput says:
LOL
Break kay liya Bechan says:
finxing a compityer problem next door
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah what?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
what you want?
The return of Jabberwock says:
LOL
0utput says:
still playing your paladin?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
where?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i dont play with my paladin anymore
0utput says:
or rather, still smiting people with your paladin in NwN?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
how do you know i call my paladin my paladin?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
ah no
Break kay liya Bechan says:
stuck behind a blooody firewall at uni
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i hate it
Break kay liya Bechan says:
it sucks
Break kay liya Bechan says:
DIE UNI DIE!
0utput says:
haha
Break kay liya Bechan says:
oh yeah i need sleep as i am hyper active and hungry
Break kay liya Bechan says:
where did the spam master disappear too?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
output where is your input?
0utput says:
spamming probably
The return of Jabberwock says:
Im still here
0utput says:
i put things out, not put things in
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah you need help you spam too much
Break kay liya Bechan says:
damn what do you put oiut?
The return of Jabberwock says:
Im just bored LOL
Break kay liya Bechan says:
damn you put out? I thought you were a guy!
0utput says:
flames
0utput says:
oh wait
0utput says:
that didn't come out right

[CM]

3 Men and even more women issues

Break kay liya Bechan says:
no you realise eh?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
New sign
The return of Jabberwock says:
LOL
Break kay liya Bechan says:
Brink - I put out
0utput says:
I'm a little slow
Break kay liya Bechan says:
nah you arrent
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i am just really hyper today
Break kay liya Bechan says:
not good
0utput says:
Been 2 weeks since I last opened a book
The return of Jabberwock says:
Been a month for me
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i need to stay off the hmm what do i need to stay off
Break kay liya Bechan says:
been 1 hour for me
Break kay liya Bechan says:
do porn mags count as books?
0utput says:
LOL
0utput says:
i don't have any porn mags
The return of Jabberwock says:
well, actually, I looked at my yearbook a couple days ago, does that count?
0utput says:
can't get them here
0utput says:

The return of Jabberwock says:
ooo that sucks
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah right
Break kay liya Bechan says:
you in KL right?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
You can get porn there
0utput says:
OK
Break kay liya Bechan says:
just go to the right places
0utput says:
I'm not talking about those VCD sellers
0utput says:
besides
0utput says:
they're cracking down on that stuff at the moment
0utput says:

Break kay liya Bechan says:
really?
0utput says:
yeap
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i say buy low sell high!
0utput says:
time will only tell if they keep doing it
0utput says:

Break kay liya Bechan says:
make some money
Break kay liya Bechan says:
there will be a shortage soon so sell the stuff
Break kay liya Bechan says:
adn make millions...no wiat...hundreds...no a couple of dollars
0utput says:
btw
0utput says:
did you drop by?
0utput says:
if so, then how many did you buy?
0utput says:

Break kay liya Bechan says:
depends on the quality of the merchandise and the brands
Break kay liya Bechan says:

The return of Jabberwock says:
wait...whats going on?
0utput says:
we're talking about fas buying porn here in KL
Break kay liya Bechan says:
we are talking about what you do best!
0utput says:
LOL
The return of Jabberwock says:
hrm...porn? or spam? :-?
0utput says:
don't they mean the same thing?
0utput says:

Break kay liya Bechan says:
exactly!
Break kay liya Bechan says:
now this guy is learning!
The return of Jabberwock says:
hrm....:-I
0utput says:
they have pretty much the same effect
0utput says:
except you don't get messy doing one of them
Break kay liya Bechan says:
tybs how the hell do you spam that you make things messy?
The return of Jabberwock says:
I like being a clean guy (angel)
The return of Jabberwock says:
euhm....ermm
0utput says:
LOL
0utput says:
you know, tybs sets his food and drinks near his PC for easy access
The return of Jabberwock says:
only sometimes
Break kay liya Bechan says:
damn
0utput says:
and when he comes accross something that's really funny
Break kay liya Bechan says:
you are hooked arent you
0utput says:
you know what happens
The return of Jabberwock says:
yeah, a little
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah he gets up gets a paper nakin sits down to eat
The return of Jabberwock says:
though once the race starts, Im shipping off for a few hours
The return of Jabberwock says:
I actually dont usually eat breakfast on my days off
0utput says:
haha
The return of Jabberwock says:
and sometimes I stay online too long, I forget about lunch too
0utput says:
breakfast's lunch
0utput says:
for me, that is
The return of Jabberwock says:
sometimes the same story for me
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i dont eat breakfast
Break kay liya Bechan says:
the times i eat cant be categorized
Break kay liya Bechan says:
my BK might be 4 am
Break kay liya Bechan says:
and Lunch maybe 4 pm
Break kay liya Bechan says:
dinner could also be 4 pm
Break kay liya Bechan says:
depending
0utput says:
ahh
0utput says:
i see

[CM]

Man do we need help with women or what?

Break kay liya Bechan says:
i eat when hungry
Break kay liya Bechan says:
and i always hungry
The return of Jabberwock says:
well you have to eat breakfast sometimes, because the sheer definition of it, means you are breaking the fast that you had overnight
0utput says:
haha
Break kay liya Bechan says:
well i breakfast when i hungary
Break kay liya Bechan says:
and then break wind
0utput says:
break wind?
The return of Jabberwock says:
erm...pass gas?
0utput says:
I see
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yup
Break kay liya Bechan says:
food is gassy here
Break kay liya Bechan says:
Brink you caught me on one of my weird days
0utput says:
btw,where are you now,fas?
0utput says:
did I?
0utput says:
I thought this was one of your normal days
The return of Jabberwock says:
LOL thats what I thought too
The return of Jabberwock says:
and Ive talked to him for 5 months over IM
0utput says:
hahaha
Break kay liya Bechan says:
ok
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i am in bern
Break kay liya Bechan says:
2 more weeks and i am in geneva
Break kay liya Bechan says:
with me friends!
Break kay liya Bechan says:
YEAH!
Break kay liya Bechan says:
Party night then every night!
The return of Jabberwock says:
you like Bern?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
hell no
0utput says:
haha
Break kay liya Bechan says:
the person who came up with the phrase hell on earth lived here i tell you
Break kay liya Bechan says:
he live here!!!!!!!!!
0utput says:
why?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
DIE BERN DIE!!!
The return of Jabberwock says:
LMAO
Break kay liya Bechan says:
because this is hell on earth!
0utput says:
it can't be that bad, can it?
0utput says:

The return of Jabberwock says:
whats wrong with Bern?
The return of Jabberwock says:
Bern in hell?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
Bern = hell
Break kay liya Bechan says:
well no cute chicks
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no good bars or clubs
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no fun
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no actibities
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no cute chicks
The return of Jabberwock says:
sounds like Sudbury
Break kay liya Bechan says:
oh yeha this is the german part of the country so they are all kinky here
0utput says:
hahaha
Break kay liya Bechan says:
not my tets
Break kay liya Bechan says:
taste
0utput says:
kinky but not cute?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah exactly
Break kay liya Bechan says:
skinny aneroxic types
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i need a woman with curves
0utput says:
ahh,i understand now
The return of Jabberwock says:
Hellz yeah!
The return of Jabberwock says:
I hate surfboards or skinny girls
Break kay liya Bechan says:
I think Tybs agrees with the curves idea
Break kay liya Bechan says:
but i am not sure
The return of Jabberwock says:
LOL
0utput says:
LOL
The return of Jabberwock says:
queue tumbleweed
0utput says:
why do you hate surfboards?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah why do you?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
huh?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
whats your problem?
The return of Jabberwock says:
surfboards=a girl without a chest
Break kay liya Bechan says:
oh damn
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i hate that as well
Break kay liya Bechan says:
you got no problem
Break kay liya Bechan says:
you a smart one
0utput says:
I see
The return of Jabberwock says:
I dont hate them, they just dont appeal to me so much
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no no
0utput says:
we call that airstrips here
Break kay liya Bechan says:
surfboard = freaky male female thing
0utput says:
or something like that
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i call them flat
The return of Jabberwock says:
I cant hate someone I dont know
0utput says:
yeap
0utput says:
W3rd
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no i hate the fact they dont have breast and can be confused for men
Break kay liya Bechan says:
that is what i hate
The return of Jabberwock says:
so flat, airstrips, surfboard, same thing
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yup
The return of Jabberwock says:
yeah
0utput says:
yea
Break kay liya Bechan says:
too many surfboards here
Break kay liya Bechan says:
waaaaay to many for it to be healthy!
0utput says:
in Bern?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah that is why i like geneva
Break kay liya Bechan says:
they feed them women!
The return of Jabberwock says:
heh...bouncy bouncy
0utput says:
LOL
Break kay liya Bechan says:
man it is like 30 degrees here
Break kay liya Bechan says:
it is bouncy bouncy out of clothies
0utput says:
don't like them too big though

[CM]

Boy oh boy oh boy do we need some sound advise

Break kay liya Bechan says:

0utput says:
as in, out of proportion
0utput says:

Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah of course
Break kay liya Bechan says:
4 foot girl with 40D is no good
The return of Jabberwock says:
yeah, and I like it when they are real
0utput says:
LOL
Break kay liya Bechan says:
34 to 36 is good
Break kay liya Bechan says:
A to D
Break kay liya Bechan says:
that is ideal in my case
0utput says:
btw
Break kay liya Bechan says:
oh yeah Brink you still have that girl of yours?
0utput says:
what do the numbers and letters mean?
0utput says:
never figured that out
Break kay liya Bechan says:
34 is the chest size
Break kay liya Bechan says:
as in the measurement around the chest
The return of Jabberwock says:
its the bra size
The return of Jabberwock says:
yep
Break kay liya Bechan says:
and the A b C D is the cup size
Break kay liya Bechan says:
of each breast
0utput says:
oh
The return of Jabberwock says:
heh fas is a pro
0utput says:
my friend once jokingly said that 34 was the circumference of the breast
Break kay liya Bechan says:
lol
The return of Jabberwock says:
34 what O_O
Break kay liya Bechan says:
damn that is large!
0utput says:
of course, he came up with a load of nonsense from time to time
0utput says:
comes up
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah true
Break kay liya Bechan says:
need any other info?
0utput says:
ok, so let me get this straight
0utput says:
oh wait
The return of Jabberwock says:
heh confused?
0utput says:
i don't get what you mean by the measurement around the chest
Break kay liya Bechan says:
you have your chest right?
0utput says:
yea
Break kay liya Bechan says:
take a measuring tape around you chest like you do for a shirt
Break kay liya Bechan says:
and measure that
0utput says:
i see
0utput says:
now i get it
Break kay liya Bechan says:
due to the girls bust they tend to be larger
The return of Jabberwock says:
aha!
0utput says:
and the cup size is the area of the chest?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
but i have no clue about perky breasts
0utput says:
i mean, the breast
Break kay liya Bechan says:
nope
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah one breast oval = cup size
Break kay liya Bechan says:
but never trust a womans breast size with her clothes on
0utput says:
ahh
Break kay liya Bechan says:
she could look likea 34 and be a 28
0utput says:
i know that
0utput says:

The return of Jabberwock says:
only one way to find the truth!
Break kay liya Bechan says:
push up bras foam etc does that all
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah exactly that is why i always get slapped
Break kay liya Bechan says:
hey how old are you?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
24
0utput says:
19 this year
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no way you are atleast a 34 and look at her breasts
The return of Jabberwock says:
19 here
Break kay liya Bechan says:
you get slapped
Break kay liya Bechan says:
you idiots
Break kay liya Bechan says:
itw as a monologue!
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i am 21 btw
0utput says:
erm
Break kay liya Bechan says:
forget it

[CM]

So any females willing to help us out?

Break kay liya Bechan says:
i am too hyper
The return of Jabberwock says:
girls dont slap you for looking at their breasts LOL either that, or theyve never caught me
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i need sleep or need to go back to geneva
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no when you comment on the breast size you get slapped soon
0utput says:
erm
The return of Jabberwock says:
oh!
Break kay liya Bechan says:
never actually gotten slapped
The return of Jabberwock says:
yeah, I keep my trap shut
Break kay liya Bechan says:
but never really commented
0utput says:
hehe
The return of Jabberwock says:
I just oogle at them
Break kay liya Bechan says:
so do i
Break kay liya Bechan says:
You should come to geneva
0utput says:
hmm
0utput says:
dammit
0utput says:
i want to go to geneva!
0utput says:

Break kay liya Bechan says:
I am Muslim = i am horny and desperat = i got the best damn radar in town
The return of Jabberwock says:
me to!
Break kay liya Bechan says:
My friends will testify to that
Break kay liya Bechan says:
come on over
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i got a place in geneva
Break kay liya Bechan says:
if you guys do plan on coming
Break kay liya Bechan says:
tell me
0utput says:
LOL
0utput says:
I've never been to europe though
The return of Jabberwock says:
Im glad my first gf dumped me, she was still developing, when she was my gf, but by senior year, she was a surfboard, practically
The return of Jabberwock says:
Ive never been to europe either
Break kay liya Bechan says:
lol
The return of Jabberwock says:
a ***** and a surfboard, go figure
Break kay liya Bechan says:
look in all honesty if you do come here let me know
0utput says:
lol
Break kay liya Bechan says:
you got a place in switzerland kapish
Break kay liya Bechan says:
damn that one bad ass woman
0utput says:
kapish
Break kay liya Bechan says:
women are evil but a ***** and flat
The return of Jabberwock says:
haha got it
Break kay liya Bechan says:
she go issues
The return of Jabberwock says:
heh, no regrets here
Break kay liya Bechan says:
good for you
0utput says:
yeap
Break kay liya Bechan says:
love them dump them move on
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no woman is worth heart ache
0utput says:
although i've never had a gf before
The return of Jabberwock says:
well I was the one dumped [-(
Break kay liya Bechan says:
neither have i Brink
0utput says:
so I can oogle all day long
0utput says:

Break kay liya Bechan says:
i grew up in Islamic countries
Break kay liya Bechan says:
so it was taboo
Break kay liya Bechan says:
and i got horny is swiss
0utput says:
LOL
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i became normal then
Break kay liya Bechan says:
not sexually repressed
The return of Jabberwock says:
LOL
0utput says:
hahahaha
Break kay liya Bechan says:
now all i think about is honies
Break kay liya Bechan says:

Break kay liya Bechan says:
this conversation we have to post on SYM
Break kay liya Bechan says:
it will be a blast
Break kay liya Bechan says:

0utput says:
LOL
Break kay liya Bechan says:
3 teenage guys and their women issues
The return of Jabberwock says:
meh, Ive got nothing to hide...I dont think :-I
0utput says:
hahahaha
0utput says:
the bra thing will probably be cool
0utput says:

Break kay liya Bechan says:
lol
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no way
The return of Jabberwock says:
oh yes, and the surfboard comments...
Break kay liya Bechan says:
Df's will actually realise that i like girls
Break kay liya Bechan says:
hell no
0utput says:
in fact, we should probably post it under "Romance 101 for Brink"
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i am not letting that happen
0utput says:
if that thread's still around
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah we should
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah it is
The return of Jabberwock says:
LOL thats one old thread
Break kay liya Bechan says:
but you werent talking to me kapish?
0utput says:
kapish
The return of Jabberwock says:
euh? what?
0utput says:
we'll just say that we were talking to tybs' pal
0utput says:

Break kay liya Bechan says:
if you post this i am not the nutter
Break kay liya Bechan says:
yeah exactly
Break kay liya Bechan says:
no need to name me
Break kay liya Bechan says:
or else i cant be a he man woman hater that i so want to be
0utput says:
LOL
0utput says:
nah
Break kay liya Bechan says:
cool!
Break kay liya Bechan says:
so we post eh?
0utput says:
LOL
The return of Jabberwock says:
sure
Break kay liya Bechan says:
ok who wants to do it?
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i can if you want
0utput says:
I think you should,then you can edit your name and stuff
The return of Jabberwock says:
but then theyll know you were involved
0utput says:
oh,right
0utput says:
damn
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i dont care
0utput says:
LOL
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i was fooling
Break kay liya Bechan says:
i will post it from here to the top
Break kay liya Bechan says:
ok with you all?
The return of Jabberwock says:
aight

[CM]

Disclaimer Again: This is just 3 guys of SYM fooling around. We dont mean any offense by our comments. We are just being guys and as guys we can be crude at points. If some female is offended by our comments we duly apologise and if required we will be willing to remove the post. Again no desire to insult or anything of the sort. Its just guys being guys.

[CM]

To all DFs: We are looking for Help not Hell. So please no kinky stuff for the younger two.

[Enchantress]

What the goddamn hell is this thread about?!

[Yshania]

Originally posted by CM
Disclaimer Again: This is just 3 guys of SYM fooling around. We dont mean any offense by our comments. We are just being guys and as guys we can be crude at points. If some female is offended by our comments we duly apologise and if required we will be willing to remove the post. Again no desire to insult or anything of the sort. Its just guys being guys.

It is too hard to read to know if you are being offensive, should I perservere? and who should I hit first?

[Nippy]

Originally posted by Yshania
It is too hard to read to know if you are being offensive, should I perservere? and who should I hit first?

Yes, kinda confusing, isn't it? I read it, and was scratching my head at points as the conversation didn't follow on...

[Yshania]

@Nippy, yeah, if I knew who the younger two were I might try to follow it a little more closely...

[Minerva]

Originally posted by Enchantress
What the goddamn hell is this thread about?!

Have you read from the beginning of this thread? I think you should!

@Fas: I have no idea what you are talking about, still ROFL

[Xandax]

whoah - talk about resurecting (or bumping wichever you prefere) and ancient thread

Ahh - the nostalgia ....
Back when the world were a simpler place and the inhabitans still thought SYM where flat (instead of banana shaped)

[Enchantress]

Originally posted by Minerva
Have you read from the beginning of this thread? I think you should!

*sigh* I'll try....