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9. You forgot that there was the ability to edit.
8. You just couldn't care less about said function.
7. The rarest of them all...it was a complete accident.

6. You are post counting

5. You are extremely lazy

4. Your reponce was too long for one post, so you used three...

3. Beligerance :devil:

Top ten excuses for a double post

10.) You forgot to rightly-worship Magrus in your original post and had to add it on
9. You forgot that there was the ability to edit.
8. You just couldn't care less about said function.
7. The rarest of them all...it was a complete accident.
6. You are post counting
5. You are extremely lazy
4. Your reponce was too long for one post, so you used three...
3. Beligerance
2.) You did it to be annoying.
1.) You did it because you're Ravager. :laugh:

Top ten songs to be played at a wedding

10.) Nine Inch Nails - Closer (this is so getting played at my wedding)

9) ride the pony

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]
1.) You did it because you're Ravager. :laugh:
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HEEY! Why me??? :laugh:

[QUOTE=Ravager]HEEY! Why me??? :laugh:[/QUOTE]
lmao You know, I just needed a semi-famous name and your name just popped up. No special reason, really.

Top ten songs to be played at a wedding

10.) Nine Inch Nails - Closer (this is so getting played at my wedding)
9) ride the pony
8.) Staind - Zoe Jane (except for the "father" and "Zoe Jane" part, the song could actually be romantic)

7) Tracy Chapman: Promise

6. idiot wind- bob dylan :mischief:

5. white wedding- billy idol
4.that-song-from-the-wedding-singer-adam-sandler-wrote-while-listening-to-the-cure- adam sandler


3. roll out-ludacris
2. let's get it on- marvin gaye
1. you can't always get what you want- the rolling stones


Top Ten ways to hang up on a telemarketer

10. Pop a baloon and yell "aaagh! I've been shot!"

9. argue that it is you trying to sell them something, then revoke their right to buy it from you, hanging up.

8. Pick up, rattle off some japanese and hang up.

7. Pick up and say in a seductive voice; "You've reached 1-900-SUCK" and so on and so forth. :devil: (you could act like some kind of option menu...)

6. Go with the good ol' "I hate you" and hang up

5. "Hello?"

"Who do you need?"

"A person residing in the house above the age of eighteen?"

"Sorry, I can't help you. I could use some help with these pillow cases though..."

4. Go with the whole "How's the kids" routine, acting like you've known them for years. Ignore any questions regarding the sale of anything

Actually, when Frisia really would call me, the 'I hate you' - one comes first to my mind

1. Ask the tele-marketer to hold, wait three minutes, if they're still there "accidentally" hang up.

Top ten reasons for ignoring the telephone.

10. You're in the middle of a bout of love-making.

9. You and phone had a fight and need some time apart

8. The telephone number that get's mentioned as God's number in 'Bruce Almighty' is actually yours, and you're phone rings every 3 minutes with people asking you the meaning of life