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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:43 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, you get that extra minute of sleep...but you went to bed an hour later than usual...
i wish i had a premium account on monstersgame
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:38 pm
by wing
granted. you steal it and get sued for everything you own.
i wish i didnt have a cold
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:45 pm
by DesR85
Granted. You're now cured of the cold. However, you become sick with another far worse illness, malaria.
I wish I had a parachute.
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:49 pm
by wing
granted. you go skydiving and forget it on the plane. oops.
i wish i could fly.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:08 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, youre a seagull(do you have them in the US? theyre like the most hated birds around and you cant kill them legally)
i wish i had a laptop...a really good non-stolen laptop that was mine and mine only...and it works
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:08 pm
by wing
yeah, seagulls are around here. theyr hated here too.
granted. you get the laptop and immediately come here and start posting. you get addicted to gamebanshee. eventually everyone leaves you. but you still have us, right?
i wish for world peace(cant wait to see how this one turns out)
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:40 pm
by moltovir
granted. Humanity ceases to exist, and so do you.
I wish I was an acrobat!
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:47 pm
by wing
granted. you do a flip a little too far and break your back
(yes this can seriously happen. my friend's sister has done that a few times)
i wish i was home alone
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:48 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but your girlfriend still cant come over...
i wish my digital camera was working
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:48 pm
by wing
granted. you lose it
i wish yoda was here(dont ask lol)
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:51 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but its only a green wrinkled muppet of yoda:laugh:
i wish my kitten didnt have tapeworms
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:53 pm
by wing
granted. the tapeworms turn into ringworms(im not sure if thats worse or not)
i wish your kitty didnt have ringworms
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:56 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, YOU have ringworms..and tapeworms
i wish i didnt get tapeworms OR ringworms, or any other kind of parasite
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:57 pm
by wing
granted. everyone you know gets them.
i wish thursday would come faster
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:59 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but then plans change to wednesday and you skipped right past them...
i wish i had some mushrooms to make me feel better:laugh:
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:00 pm
by wing
granted. police kill your brother, you kill them, and more police come and kill you.
i wish you werent dead
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:04 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, i come back and then you follow my footsteps with the mushrooms thing and ya...
i wish wing werent dead
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:07 pm
by wing
granted. im alive again. i think thats a bad enough thing for this.
i wish i had 3 hands
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:09 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but chicks still only have 2..uhh yeah...
i wish i had 3 feet so i could kick 2 people in the balls at the same time as standing on the ground
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:11 pm
by wing
granted.
i wish i had my leg back