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).Jayhardt and Silent Beldin strikes back? ROFL ** gets another six-pack of Duff, puts it down by the tub and opens a can ** .Although it's a little bit too long, I think (I don't think I'll be able to finish reading it, at least not in one sitting ) . But it works great as a reference . I can recommend part III, IV and V especially, since that's where we acted out some parts from the original movies . As Jayhardt would say: Word, man; that's some pretty whacky stuff ** drinks more Duff **Originally posted by Eerhardt
As Jayhardt would say: Word, man; that's some pretty whacky stuff
@ E-Man ! 
... [size=0]just when I thought I was over my last identity crisis[/size] ** drinks more Duff ** @Brink: thanks, buddy - some history we all built ! , but we also roll 'em, we light 'em, drink all kinds of alcohol - well, I admit I pretty much stick to Duff lately - entertain, keep the spam up during office hours - quite a busy schedule really ** drinks some more Duff ** (another good reason why I can't say that I'm feeling bored at the moment Originally posted by Eerhardt
Beldin's doing a great job at combining the last 2 points on the list
.See you around later, and do have a good time . ! ** toasts with his can of Duff and then rests his head on the side of the hottub ** Oooh yeah , now this feels goooood - @Brink: ok, c ya around, you SLURRer !A Letter From a Redneck Mother to her Daughte
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We
don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so
we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that
lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they
wouldn't have to change their address. This place is real nice.
It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well
though. Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't
seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here, it only rained twice last week.
The first time it rained for three days and the second time for
four days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would
be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so
we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't
make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked
his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him
two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it
is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby
is a girl your sister is going to name it after me; she's going to
call it mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull
him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and
he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph
was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your
two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love, Mom
PS - I was going to send you some money but the envelope was
already sealed.