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- another hit for the Link Master ** takes another drink from his Duff ** Hey, Kam - just having fun, nothing new to report on this side - Duff?Originally posted by Kameleon
Hey crazy people, what's up?
? ... so, why the smiley? Things that bad on your side ?Originally posted by Kameleon
Good to see you're having fun...
No more slacking off for me (well maybe just a little)Originally posted by Kameleon
Gotta go to lunch
Lunch.
An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too." The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." Next day the Irishman opens his lunch
box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She
says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also weeps and says,
"I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch."
** SLURRs more Duff and lights another spliff ** No worries (copyright@Beldin); better you don't slack off as much now, than realize you shouldn't have, when it's too late - @Beldin: and they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day Originally posted by Eerhardt
and they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Country Breakfast
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his
mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little
boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his
chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens,
and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have
any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you
kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so
you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you
aren't getting any milk this morning."
Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks
the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at
his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or
Should I?"
- @McBane: well spoken, sir ** takes a hit from his spliff, then hands it on to McBane ** Things are good here, things are good - and you? EDIT - I thought I saw a Fas ** rubs eyes ** I did, I did, I did see a Fas ! Hey Fas, so you managed to slip away from all the work - want a Duff ? . Originally posted by CM
Cant have to start class in well... like 10 min ago
Life is boring and dull, and will be no more often come this weekend.
I have worked it out so i can be on the GB a good hour or 2 a day.
So fear my guns and....errr.....generally fear me.
Sure i will have a duff as long as there is no alcohol in it
Edit: Life is good now.
Settled into new city.
College prog is fine and settled in there as well.
Comp is working at home and life is sorted so that i have no worries at all....at the moment.
So more time for GB and the net.
Put me back on the active poster list
Perhaps another "Fight of the Century"? 
...you low on funds right now, aren't you?Originally posted by McBane
*groan* erm, I mean great, Fas is back!
Originally posted by Maharlika
...you low on funds right now, aren't you?
Was I that transparent?