Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jan 29, 2002 4:45 am

As you wish.

*slides down the beer*

But sheesha, not sure if BS has any, and i certainly don't want to go looking around.
God Knows what stuff he has here!!

But here i have my handy dandy portable sheesha for you!

Take it when you wish.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 4:55 am

Thanks, panyero!

Trust a Pakistani

to come up with something when you need it.

BTW, I've got a fraternity brother back in college who is Pakistani. His name is Hamid from Karachi. He is now an engineer. During fratwars against our rivals he is one to count on in coming up with something handy for a mission.

And no, it's not violence-oriented, but we sure made our adversaries take some crap.

It's quite interesting to note that his recruits (and now full-fledged brods) are 2 Indians from New Delhi!

I asked him about it and he smiled and said "Well, that's real brotherhood for you, brod."

Whattaguy.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jan 29, 2002 5:12 am

Hey if you want something done bad or illegal you call a Pakistani.
If you want someone to do the weirdest **** ever, call a Pakistani - heck look at Omar and his probes.
Persently i am hiding behind this comp otherwise i have been known to do some weird stuff as well.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 5:19 am

On that note, then it's a no comment.

Originally posted by CM
Hey if you want something done bad or illegal you call a Pakistani.
If you want someone to do the weirdest **** ever, call a Pakistani - heck look at Omar and his probes.
Persently i am hiding behind this comp otherwise i have been known to do some weird stuff as well.

I wouldn't want to risk getting banned just because I related on what Hamed did.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 7:58 am

**Pulls himself up off the floor again**

WTF is going on here?

Hmmm.....I do sense a business opportunity here.

**Stands on bar stool, falls off, stands back up** Anyone here need an attorney?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:02 am

Good to see you back McBane.....I would like to remind you that you already work for me

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:07 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Good to see you back McBane.....I would like to remind you that you already work for me

Of course, however, I can retain other clients. I might need the cash flow. But, rest assured, I will always protect your interests first and foremost.

In reviewing the preliminary documents on Aegis, I don't think anyone could successfully defend him.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:23 am

Originally posted by CM
Let it be, let it be, let it be.
Isn't that i a line from some song - i some how find it familar.

"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow."

I believe that is the song you're thinking of. Speaking of snow, there is apparently a chance of snow where I'm at.

I just noticed the time and I gotta leave for class.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:28 am

In reviewing the preliminary documents on Aegis, I don't think anyone could successfully defend him

Not even on a plea of insanity?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:12 am

lennon mccartney anyone???

No no no. let it be. that little beatles ditty appearing on their last released album.

Aegis, First and foremost, an apology of sorts although the details are still foggy it was probably premature of me to accuse you so vehemently at the tavern.

Weasel points to another, another so evil, more evil than him. Well, it was ysh who highjacked all those beers although perhaps it would be wise to examine more in detail the posts of CE and/or Georgi. Perhaps I am showing my own soft side when I say I believe SS and Vivien are in the clear. Now, don't get me wrong, they're still assimilated with the enemy, however I don't believe them to be the mastermind behind the coup.

Georgi is extrememly sly and has been taunting openly in recent times and CE weaves a web of such elegant charm and prose that I'm not surprised you invited her right in and began the massage. I believe it is imperative to keep conditions around the tavern on yellow alert and prepare the secret weapon. The one guaranteed to repel those against us.

Finally, weasel, I do exonerate BS, the proprietor of the tavern, of all wrong doings and exposure of his feminine side. The ladies came from all angles at a time we were all unaware and I was too busy picking lint and collecting my drool. This shant happen again as I've built up an amazing tolerance to the shine.

Enough. I await your comments.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:37 am

*Pats Buzzy on the head before tell him to send his friends, amouresly, after CM again...*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 11:29 am

Excellent points

True enough Ned, it does seem as if georgi has been openly taunting lately. As she has always been taunting me

, I merely chalked it up to the fact that she was havving trouble supressing her feelings for me

. However, I will turn the Lurker network to moniter this development.

@Weasel, as you see, Ned has formely cleared me of all charges with the use of a big word.

Therefore, I submit that a permanant peace is in order.

To all patrons, I hope this crisis has not affected your thirst. we still have much liquor, and I am in the process of negotioting some added entertainment(no worries Ned, nothing feminine or ladylike)

@Aegis, I have said previously that CM has earned his tea, so may not be persecuted for ordering it. however, I have no wish to spoil your fun, and you are free to persecute for any other reason you deem justifiable. However, CM is free to retaliate. I myself will remain free to enjoy the spectacle.

That said, I am returning to what I do best......drink obscene amounts of liquor.

Pour himself a shot of Ned's shine

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 11:37 am

disclaimer

by BS
To all patrons, I hope this crisis has not affected your thirst. we still have much liquor, and I am in the process of negotioting some added entertainment(no worries Ned, nothing feminine or ladylike)

I must state for the record that I in no way object to having women clad in loin cloths hanging around the tavern, in fact it's encouraged. I didn't have the dancing poles installed to watch CM dance around in a gator thong to vanilla ice (he can do that at home, while he drinks his tea).

I merely object to the ladies coming aboard, wooing our owner, and setting up messages boards and massage parlors to cater to their own needs; essentially taking over the house. The massage table can stay, if Viv and SS wanted to douse me in a bottle of baby oil and rub me for six hours, so be it.

Wow, that's a great idea

**toasts his glass with bloodstalker**

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 11:46 am

suggestion

By the way Ned, I was thinking of bringing in a second house badn, you know, so Gwar could, ahem, mingle with the customers.

Anyway, it seems that W.A.S.P. is currently available. I have spoken to Balckie Lawless about booking them, and he requires only skulls filled with blood, several scantily clad *stage props*, and enough beer for Chris Holmes to agree not to destroy the place.

What do you think?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 11:50 am

Peace treaty accord with the Lurkers.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Finally, weasel, I do exonerate BS, the proprietor of the tavern, of all wrong doings and exposure of his feminine side. The ladies came from all angles at a time we were all unaware and I was too busy picking lint and collecting my drool. This shant happen again as I've built up an amazing tolerance to the shine.

Enough. I await your comments.

Alright, Bloodstalker is in the clear. But remember 'In the end there can only be one' group. I willl turn my attention to other matters for now. The members of the now reorganized ??? asked , and I shall heed their request....for now.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 3:16 pm

I drink alone
yeah
with nobody else

you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

well the other night i lay sleepin'
and i woke from a terrible dream
so i called up my pal jack daniels
and his partner jimmy beam

where is everyone

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 3:32 pm

getting ready to go to class at the moment.....nice song by the way.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 7:53 pm

Slander!

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
Weasel points to another, another so evil, more evil than him. Well, it was ysh who highjacked all those beers although perhaps it would be wise to examine more in detail the posts of CE and/or Georgi. Perhaps I am showing my own soft side when I say I believe SS and Vivien are in the clear. Now, don't get me wrong, they're still assimilated with the enemy, however I don't believe them to be the mastermind behind the coup.[/b]

I'm speechless. I should like to point out that I wasn't even here when Ysh hijacked beer, and in fact I didn't even know of it until this moment. Sure, I laugh at you and mock you, but let's face it - who doesn't?

You see, I'm entirely innocent. Like a little angel.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
True enough Ned, it does seem as if georgi has been openly taunting lately. As she has always been taunting me , I merely chalked it up to the fact that she was havving trouble supressing her feelings for me . However, I will turn the Lurker network to moniter this development.

Of course I've been openly taunting lately, have to make up for lost time

Don't flatter yourself BS - you're just an easy target

I am in the process of negotioting some added entertainment(no worries Ned, nothing feminine or ladylike)

So, manlike entertainment? Male strippers?

Must tell the other ladies...

Originally posted by Weasel:
But remember 'In the end there can only be one' group.

Yes, because COMMers are just misled spammers, aren't they Weasel?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:07 pm

Why do I even try?

hello Georgi, I see you have regained your composure.

And your wit of course. So how goes it?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:11 pm

So, manlike entertainment? Male strippers? Must tell the other ladies...

Want me to see if I still have my moves