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This is how its done, boys....

(Fine shavings of sandalwood are smoldering in a small, ornate, onyx brazier along with dried lavender, rose petals, and other scents. The oil smells faintly of a warm oak forest.)

Hmmm. You seem to have quite a knot under your right shoulder blade. Have you been over-extending your sword arm again? Was it the kobalds?
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Originally posted by CM


That is all??????
Atleast what are they wearing or what aren't these DF wearing?
Well that would depend on the said activity....The DFs each have a large and varied wardrobe to suit any occasion..... :D
Although....during the course of a massage....the less clothing worn....the greater the benefits....to the recipient of course! :p
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Re: This is how its done, boys....
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
(Fine shavings of sandalwood are smoldering in a small, ornate, onyx brassiere along with dried lavender, rose petals, and other scents. The oil smells faintly of a warm oak forest.)

Hmmm. You seem to have quite a knot under your right shoulder blade. Have you been over-extending your sword arm again? Was it the kobalds?
:)
*smiles*
not the kobolds precisely, perhaps moreso just the accumulated exertions generated by too much battle and not enough time spent swanning about in hot tubs.... ;)
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I offered to write a couple hot tub scenes...... :rolleyes: :D
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Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I offered to write a couple hot tub scenes...... :rolleyes: :D
Well no doubt after the upcoming battle we will want a good soak ;)
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Yes, we will have to arrange for somewhat more calming surroundings after this battle.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Well eventually, my character is gonna HAVE to take a bath.....all that blood is unerving. ;) :D
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I'm heading out, have a good afternoon all :)
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bye Viv
take care :)
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Originally posted by dragon wench


Well that would depend on the said activity....The DFs each have a large and varied wardrobe to suit any occasion..... :D
Although....during the course of a massage....the less clothing worn....the greater the benefits....to the recipient of course! :p
What are these greater benefits?
Remember i am innocent and naive! :D :D
You now have perked my interest!
You of course can pm me the details! :D

See ya fluffy one! :)
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Have a good one Viv. ;)
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Originally posted by CM


What are these greater benefits?
Remember i am innocent and naive! :D :D
You now have perked my interest!
You of course can pm me the details! :D

See ya fluffy one! :)
Greater benefits....what could possibly surpass the above-stated conditions of slavery? :D

You could also ask Gwally about the details, I'm sure he has been caught peeking into our closets on several occasions.... :D :p :eek:
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Originally posted by dragon wench


Greater benefits....what could possibly surpass the above-stated conditions of slavery? :D

You could also ask Gwally about the details, I'm sure he has been caught peeking into our closets on several occasions.... :D :p :eek:
What too ashamed to tell me??? :p
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Originally posted by CM


What too ashamed to tell me??? :p
Nope.... I just happen to believe that there is much pleasure to be had in fantasy as well ;)
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And when you can combine fantasy and reality, well, it is an explosive combination. :D :cool:
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lol! So I understand.... :D
*provides Fas with an explosion resistant vest and a straight jacket*
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Hey all, how is everyone this fine day? Not to exerted I trust? :)
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Evening Nippy, I'm excellent - I'm on a high, I have so much energy I have trouble falling alsleep :) How about you?
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I could use some of your energy, CE. Two hours left at work: always the worst time for me!
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@Gwally: Are you, like most people, experiening late afternoon lows as I just posted in the Old people thread?

Pity I can't send you a mail with some energy :D
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